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CLUB ELLEN - DECEMBER 15, 2023 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-12-16 05:00:03
Edited:
2023-12-19 21:27:06
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2026-06

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GREAT EP TODAY..."Laufey" is discussed...The erotic poetry of Jake Cannavale...We revisit our favorite topic...MAY DECEMBER, and take several calls. We are living in FUCK this Christmas and it's JINGLE ALL THE WAY...from Club Ellen...

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uhh umm

was listening to the last club ellen out loud on my phone and my also gay roommate who loves race chaser was like “is that race chaser?” and I was like “…yes” and istfg he goes “willam sounds different is he taking horomones?”

Reese

I got a new job a few weeks ago and the person training me and I have been getting closer and closer to the point where I told her I had a podcast to recommend. When I said Nymphowars her eyes got big as fuck, I realized she already listened, and we just screamed for about 45 seconds. Got a new friend.

Aaron

Release the cock

ethan

laufey “joni mitchell” jónsdóttir

madison

ellen needs to free ME from the shackles of her insecurities

Globcast

had the same reaction when some gen z played laufey to me I couldn't believe this hotel lobby music was getting streams

halobeautyformen

Ladies, this week's knfw was one of the greatest

Benji

Please give your opinions on “Ms. Jesus”. What do you think? ☮️❤️

Caitlin C.

everyone knows it ain’t New York unless the dick is hard!!!!

kay olay

Is laufey one of pat benatar's daughters?

Valentine

I’m so in love with u ladies

Sia Furler

Theda, Macy… what is your mission statement?

Sia Furler

Laufey is boring but I still find her music more palatable then Tate McRae because the singing is less irritating

momrom

Putting in a second request for Mrs. Jesus. As always, release the cock.

Pookytee

Björk Piss Desk

David

Alma Deutscher can probably play the piano better than Tori Amos but can she roll? Is she a minister's daughter? Has she been where the trains don't run?.............work

Garrett Mabel

Ellen just broke into my apt. She was just trying to make me some breakfast, but then her hands got caught in the Vitamix.

Tati Beauty Puff

the pjharvey tiny desk is so amazing... idc about anything else but wyman

,

I love jay-Z! 🎵Jay-Z is my king! ☺️

Max Krueger

can alma deutscher sweet the sting?? didn’t think so

Mark White

Rudolfo is the official masseur for Måneskin 🥸

Richard Berquist

I need to hear “let me see the pussy/kiss my pussy” again!

Grant W

Crying in my kitchen to Theda’s delight about the Cannavale poem!!!

Dany

You thought she could divide canaan? Think again

Tati Westbrook

FUCK ALMA DEUTSCHER! IVE HATED THAT LITTLE BITCH FOR YEARS!

Will

When you’re putting the laufey on

tove

Poetry is back bigly!!!

Benji

Macy, you should consider covering “Liquid Diamonds”…..if you haven’t already. ☮️❤️

Benji

Actually. Maybe Theda should cover it! That would be hot.

Natalie

Haven’t listened for a minute and have been having a stressful time and hearing Theda lose her absolute shit about Lauffey was like a warm hug❤️

julianne

i swear to god i was at my 69 year old male former professors apt with him into the wee hours of the morning (not sexual) abd he was playing laufey

V.C. Tera

EUPHORIC episode, for several stretches it sustains the absolute manic transcendence of the ,"release the cock" Ellen Project opening but for minutes at a time. I ASCENDED

Jesus

I’m watching the May December make up scene because of this pod ep and it is so Tati coded

Ethan

Cock Is All Around Us from May to December

sue

jake cannavale, grandson of sidney lumet

Noah

listening to theda laugh is the happiest i’ve felt in months

Conor Behan

The may December convo was so good 💕

jiejie

kmsing myself after this episode because i genuinely like maneskin

SB

Macy, if you like 'A Murder at the End of the World, you should check out 'The OA'. It's so weird and great. It was canceled after 2 seasons, but still has a rabid fanbase and she's promised to find a way to finish it. 🙃 She has some neat movies as well! And a documentary -- 'Boxers and Ballerinas'. !!also her voice comforts me.. It reminds me of Meryl's narration in Adaptation

AJ

Just wait until Theda hears/watches the videos of Laufey showing how to pronounce her name, she’s gonna lose her shit

K.

I’ve been rewinding over and over because it brings me so much joy

Noah

the fact that i just learned from red scare of all places that theda’s film is premiering at sundance…

nymphowarsxxx

Oh Ive been ALL the way down the Brit Marling rabbit hole, OA is BIBLE!!! The Sound of My Voice is my fave movie of hers 💖💖💖

Pete Sweenis

Berkeley music - domi & jd beck’s “u don’t have to rob me”

tove

Did you guys see Harris Dickinson in that wrestling movie trailer w Zack Efron? We should keep them away from eachother before Zack rubs off on Harris

Luis Correa

Nymphos, I gotta know. Where does the “I love playing with men’s assholes” sound bite come from?

Benji

Dr. Jack!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Benji

Fuck you both! Dr. Jack is Theda riding a comfortable comic wave, and that’s the best! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

SB

hnngghh same! Barfing up apples and playing time-traveling patty-cake(s?) with her is my personal nirvana There's a lovely, long-ish interview of her by Sam Jones that I enjoyed -- You might dig it (if you haven't seen it already 🙃) btw the end of Murder at the End of the World' was truly the tits ZOMG 🫢 !!!!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Luke

gotta be porn lol but idk where

Luis Correa

Ah okay, gotta go watch porn to find out. Can do.

nymphowarsxxx

I wouldnt kick Zac outta bed honey i love that surged look

Luis Correa

It wasn’t random. It was meant to be.

SB

I did! What'd you think?

Joey

Macy and Theda expressing approval of something? I must watch.

nymphowarsxxx

Loved it! Fun ending! I hope they don't do a season 2 though, or if they do its Agatha Christie style and the main person is in a totally different scenario

hoskuld compulsories

spit coffee and choked when i heard maneskin rollercoaster line. so glad to know at least nonna mole put those boys in their place

Harley Lucado

coming so late to this but loving the jacob collier hate...

roboboy

Coming back here to hear Theda bleating to jake’s poetry

Josh

That initial scream sends me into orbit every time. The entire segment is unbelievable

Charlotte Emma Aitchison

There needs to be some kind of warning before Theda hits all of her porno sound board cues back to back. It sends me into such a fit of screaming laughter that I'm worried of choking or humiliating myself if I'm in public hahahaha

oldperson420

Jacob Collier is good actually. His vibe is sort of cold and impersonal, even to this day, and I fully believe that he is in some kind of ecstatic flow state 100% of his waking hours, I guess that's kind of annoying. It seems a bit like he's trying to start a religion.. that said it still sounds brilliant, and he has a very enjoyable moving live show

Hunty

I keep returning to this episode

Lars

Wrong

oldperson420

I also like Charli XCX. I will like another