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Young Royals Season 2. True Detective with Jodie Foster. Kurt Vonnegut’s book Galapagos, and Macy’s trip to the Galapagos (with SEX). Hollywood roundtable discourse. Alessia Cara word salad. “Meet in the Middle.” Song Exploder. Bjork corner.

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Vince

one ball forward, one ball back

EJ

Our new national motto: “One ball forward, one ball back” #HammelRodman24

Zach Defense

Not to be too *~genuine~* but I am so glad Stress Positions will be available to stream, I just bought my pass!!

Manuel Antón

I wonder what Theda's issue with Heartstopper is, she seems very passionate in her opinion, having seen both Young Royals and Heartstopper (and agreeing with most of what she said about Young Royals) I think they're meant for very, very different audiences and provide value in very different ways. Honestly Heartstopper was almost therapeutic to me, even if it's way more childish and rose-tinted than Young Royals, which did tell a much more mature story in season 1.

Ray

Yaaaaas

Henry

I just looked at Anne Lamots Instagram and am howling

Caitlin C.

Theda you gotta try the asian gay yaoi (BL or “boys love”) shows. not the cartoons, the live actions. Lots coming out of Thailand now, also Japan/Korea/Taiwan. It’s the golden age for young women to enjoy men kissing each other on television.

Henry

One plus one!!!

Robbie

girl give me titles neeeed

Porn McCartney

You don’t have to put a condom on a dog, or change the condom for the dog

Pookytee

I loved that 90s Gwen Stefani band - No Dudes

Sia Furler

The idea of Theda sat in a dark room watching young royals is equal parts haunting and endearing

David

*Miranda Priestly voice* And then I think it was Kurt Vonnegut, wasn’t it

Sam

I think with these "Scars to your beautiful" songs are just mass produced music that has no real meaning or value beyond the extremely surface level "love yourself" lyrics. It's the Thomas Kinkade genre of music. 💀

Uriel

Usually i can tell where the fibbing is... this time around i really can't tell if Macy actually went to the galapagos or not xD

hayden

I watched true detective season 1 recently and couldnt look at matthew mcconaughey without imagining him with huge tits

hugomac

Ti kaneis?

Robbie

Glad you’re enjoying Vonnegut (pride of the flyover country) his first novel Sirens of Titan is my fave even though it’s not very refined

Bethany

Petition for them to rename this new series of true detective to true dyke-tective thank u

kasha davis

there's always time for a cocktail!

Pavle

TRUE DETECTIVE S5 - A group of researchers in the Galapagos go missing just as two true crime podcasters, Theda Hammel and Macy Rodman, arrive at the scene. It appears that the scientists were examining high concentrations of hair vitamins in the ocean, and the only clue at the research station is a ritually placed velour puff...

Grapeskitlls

Speaking of Dakota Johnson, her new movie "Daddio" was written by someone I can only describe as one of your future enemies, Christy Hall. Big round table energy in that one.

Kylee Kemlage

i dropped my paintbrush at the shoutout LMAO

Sia Furler

Possibly maybe is one of the most gorgeous songs, I recommend you guys listen if you haven’t - it’s on post!

Sia Furler

So happy you gals are enjoying Bjork now

jiejie

theda don’t you dare QUIT TWITTER

Albert Navetta

Fossora is totally opaque for me, and that’s odd because it’s like it was scientifically formulated to stimulate my brain

Caitlin C.

ok I am not an expert but here are some good ones: Semantic Error, Moonlight Chicken, My Love Mix-up, Love in the Air, Kinn Porsche, Old Fashioned Cupcake, Only Friends. A lot are on the Asian drama sites like Viki or iQiyi or on regular old YouTube. There’s also GagaOoLala which is all gay Asian dramas or reality shows, I think?

SB

Sirens of Titan is my favorite too!

SB

not Chris Cooper -- John Hawkes is the tall fella in True Detective. He was in Deadwood, if you've seen that? (I think you've played music from it mebbe) Also, he's in that mary marcy may whatever shit with Elizabeth Olsen. aaaannd that baseball show with Danny McBride; he played McBride's brother. (I actually love this actor a whole whole lot) btw, Macy, do you happen to remember what was happening when you stopped reading Antkind? Also, fun fact: Billie Eilish's mom is a voice-actor and she's one of the main companions in Mass Effect 2 or 3? If anyone's ever played 🙃

zlodislav

now i want a 7 hrs long patreon special where theda talks about young royals and nothing else

Caitlin C.

It looks like Kylee has prints for sale on InPrint & a KoFi & commissions open. variegatedviews dot carrd dot co. Let’s get them money for their art show. nympho solidarity

Ian (age withheld)

Did Ellen condone mentioning D****a J*****n on this platform?

Alex Glendening

“Τι κάνεις????” when trying to guess the name of the Björk song 😍

Alex Glendening

Also while I’m here— Theda do you like the music of Lena Platonos? Greek synth pioneer from the 80s-present who is also a child piano prodigy with great recordings of Rachmaninov performances.

Tati Westbrook

Omg that orange print with the retinol on it, I love!

Serena van der Schnitzel

Could it mean “(there are) no scars to your beautiful”, like there are no imperfections to your beauty, despite the beauty standards in the world? Your beauty is unblemished? Perhaps I’m being too generous and it’s just nonsense

Ethan

sundance online screening ticket for STRESS POSITIONS has been secured bitch!!!!!

Ethan

also just want to say that "scars to your beautiful" as a lyric is HEAVILY tori coded!!! you hate to hear it but if tori had written that we would be sucking it out of her ass, i fear

hell0umi

“get a girl wig”

nymphowarsxxx

gross, I would never suck anything out of an ass

nymphowarsxxx

it drives me crazy because "beautiful" is not a noun! she's making us do SO much work no matter what she's trying to say

nymphowarsxxx

Also, YOU hate to hear it Ethan, but you're wrong, we roast Tori for her bullshit constantly! And remember how mad Theda STILL IS at Sondheim for that "middle of the floor" lyric? Ethan is working for Alesia Cara I fear

Tati Westbrook

ETHAN IS ALESSIA CARA CODED NOT CLICKBAIT

Tati Westbrook

I love how I can tell immediately whether or not Macy or Theda is commenting because Theda’s always like “❤️ fuck sex” and macys always like “i have a gun faggot”

Henry

This was the image that sent me. Lololol

Tony Balls

theda you can call luca guadgnino retarded it’s ok

Corey

So nice to hear that at least SOMEONE is getting some fuck! Glasses up for Macy everyone!!