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The news, the news. Joe Biden. Drake's cock. CLUB MUSIC. Laufey grammy win. The inventor of the Tom Collins — mister Tom Collins himself. A third genitalia — bowl. 

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Sia Furler

Stop stroking it, club Ellen’s on!!!!!

Dip

K eN-ough oF Woman

Brody

WE LOVE COLE ESCOLA!! ❤️ I recite the orange juice commercial to myself every day I drive my Honda civic. Cole… if you’re listening… I’d literally do anything for you. And I mean anything.

Beth Jerky

Theda! Why the heck are you in mpls? Check out my friend Andrea's amazing art at Bockley Gallery tonight from 4-7. There's lots of great work up at the Walker now as well!

jiejie

last 3 minutes of this is insane 😭

jiejie

also i saw the mood room last night what the hell you aren’t supposed to be real

Kylee Kemlage

as someone who went on spiro for skin it does make you piss every five seconds

Tati Westbrook

"The Piano Teacher" is one of the best movies I have ever seen. No other movie makes its "point" like that movie does. Ironically, there is this crazy video on youtube of Louis CK talking about how much he loves the movie 💀 its very Nymphowars.

Globcast

fluids of trans identity ♥️

Henry

I imagine the Bowl as sort of like a small steel drum. W little bumps

EJ

Cancerous King 🤣

,

Sounding my bowl with a wooden pestle and letting it ring

Luke

I’m not even joking, I just ran into our lord Jake cannavale at a sevendust/static x show 😭😭😭 can I dm y’all a photo on insta I’m losing my mind

Luke

I turned the corner and was stunned. I was like “are you Jake? I listen to Nymphowars” and he was soooo nice and hype about it haha

Alex G

Fucking finally, ive been needing to queen outt

Ethan

kiss my pussy? 🫣

ethan

ladies let it be known i’m currently getting myra ellened

ethan

vh1 storytellers raspberry swirl is my 9/11

Fran Lebowitz

I have a European passport and am willing to be used for green card purposes

Will

I just fucked paula poundstone

Terry Gross

My bowl is full!! (of fruity cereal milk)

Ian (age withheld)

End the lockdown, open the schools! (So I can learn about flesh-coloured dome bowl pussies)

Noah

i saw oh, mary! the week before opening & it was one of the most impressive performances i’ve ever seen … in awe of cole

Henry

Super…BOWL!

Henry

Fuck yeah!!

K.

I have been saying Taylor’s a drunk for years now! Takes one to know one

Caitlin C.

this is a very funny episode but that biden segment really sent me on an anxiety spiral. thank god for theater talk

Josh H.

Shaved everything but my leg hair to prepare for this.

Bricky Lake

I'm no gay man but I am a friendly dyke and if you need a greencard marriage I live in the hawaii of canada.

Bricky Lake

My current tori corner is iieee and i LOVE to fuck

Aaron

release the cock

Bricky Lake

I just finished watching 2022's 'men' and 1 thing's for sure. The title sure doesn't prepare you for the amount of wet, gaping pussies you are about to see.

Sia Furler

Flowers is legitimately Miley’s worst, plastic hearts had so many banger and a real direction and then she went back to trash pop

daphne

theda, there’s an old blow jobin where you read aloud a horrible jennifer finley boylan essay about pickles as a trans symbol

mado

I thought I dreamed that, thank you for confirming

Pookytee

Hamm Samwich was always a BITCH to me at Club Ellen!!

Libby

I’m choosing to believe her Grammy win was actually for Plastic Hearts

Dany

I loved this ep!! I had a horrible job last year where we had a radio playing all day and flowers by miley and anti hero by taylor came on. A. Lot. I was ready to jump. It was a psychological torment that was, as gaga would say, almost like a hitchcock film

Libby

RELEASE THE STEP AND REPEAT

mado

if you tap the bowl with a wooden mallet would it ring like tibetan prayer bowls

MintyJ

I know what Drake is hiding. he leaked weiner because megan thee stallions most recent single hiss seems to accuse an unnamed person of being critical of women getting cosmetic procedures while he himself has perhaps also secretly gotten his body done.... as well as some other things

Jake

Theda literally predicted act ii being a country album ⚰️⚰️⚰️

Glen

“Isn’t the pussy concave?” This episode was resplendent!!!

V

this, wtf! 💀 Grammys ‘25 performance with Emmylou Harris is not far

Henry

Life imitates art!!!!!!!

elles

what an episode !!

ben

Literally predicting Beyoncé’s album genre the day before it comes out… I can’t

enolos

An all time club ell! Live

Manny Brambles II

Macy, can you reveal what the rebel heart connection is in the seven year disappear? Is one of the characters Madonna??

Beverly Malouf

oh my god they predicted country beyonce

Paul

keep fillin’ that bowl!!!

Natalie

Wtf I’m ur 69th like and 69th comment

Natalie

This ep is everything and more 🥺

WISSCALDSIN

I came here to say: Epiphany Getpaid lives in Berlin now…performing flowers. 💐

Grady

So good… missing the call heavy eps tho. Even if some calls were annoying they’re always fun lol

Grady

My bowl… dead.

Marly

The lady who sings Although Enjoyment sadly passed away a few days ago of cancer😭😭

Natalie

“Ham Sandwich was always a BITCH”

roboboy

Uncanny hearing Theda predict Beyoncé switching to country and winning a Grammy with complete accuracy ..

Jordyfish

them talking about “braided glass” feels like an omen for lady gaga mayhem

Tinsel McGee

Wow this is the first mention of Chick Corea I've heard since my 7th grade music teacher made us listen to him like 16 years ago.