Celestia in Modern Inventions: Part 01 (Patreon)

-``Museum of Modern Marvels´´- A sweet female says as she reads the big bright red neon sign on top of the building in front of her with her pink illusion eyes.

The owner of the sweet voice was an anthro female pegasus with a double pearl lusta coat along with a golden mane and tail that had some blue highlights along with some braids on their end. The mare was wearing a black t-shirt and small jeans shorts along with a pink cap on her head, the shirt and shorts really hugged her body in the right places, giving focus on her big round butt and big D-cup breasts that were barely contained by her clothes. 

-Well well. This one is new, well I'm not a big fan of museums but I’m curious to find out what are the marvels that the sign is mentioning so let's go inside.- The mysterious mare says with a cheerful tone before she decides to go and check the museum as she walks towards the entrance.

Stopping by the entrance right by the turnstile, she looks up and sees that the price of entrance is just 1 bit. Lucky for the mysterious mare, she had just the right amount in her pocket as she reached inside her shorts and pulled out a golden coin. She flicks the coin with a thumb making it flip on air before she catches mid air.

The pegasus mare is about to drop the coin inside the top of the turnstile before she stops and looks quickly to her sides to make sure the coast is clear, after all she couldn’t break the disguise. 

Seeing no pony or creature around she drops the coin inside the turnstile, making it do a dinging sound showing the coin was accepted. But then something unusual happens, we hear the sound of magic being activated like an unicorn preparing a spell as a transparent silhouette of a horn appears in the pegasus mare’s head. 

Using her magic she pulls out the coin from the inside of the turnstile and back to her pocket. Before she looks at you, the dear reader of this story.

-What? Don’t judge me, it’s the only money that I got in hands. - The mare says before she walks past the turnstile and into the museum.

After a short walk it doesn’t take long before the mare reaches the museum’s main room where we see lots of exhibits on displays. And the exhibits are no other than…

-Machines!- The pegasus mare says as she notices that the exhibits are in fact machines.

-Wow! So those are the marvels. Interesting.- The mare says but before she can take some steps forward, she notices something weird.

-Geez, this museum is pretty quiet and there is no one around.- The mare says as she looks around noticing the emptiness of the building.

-Huuum! Since no one is around, guess it’s safe to reveal myself.- The mare says while she had a hand on her chin.

Once again the sound of magic is heard as the invisible horn on the mare’s head appears before an blinding white big flash consumes the whole scenery.

When the flash cleared out in the place of the mysterious we had no other than Princess Celestia!

-Ahhh! It’s so good to unwind from that spell.- The mare, now revealed as Celestia says as she shakes her head to sides making her now ethereal mane shake free before she adjust her cap

There she was, Celestia. The mare of the sun herself. Her coat was now back to her pristine white color and her mane was back to its ethereal form with an mix of colors from light cerulean, turquoise, cobalt blue and pale heliotrope, all together in an beautiful rainbow selection and being blow by an no existing wind. She was still wearing the same clothes from her disguise.

Now if you ask what Princess Celestia is doing in a museum? Well the answer is pretty simple, she’s there on a tour because after all, she’s not a princess anymore.

That’s right, the great Celestia retired from princess duties some months ago and now her old student Twilight Sparkle was the one in charge of Equestria. Free from the royal duties, Celestia, along with her young sister Luna, decided to settle in a quiet place in Equestria but now that the ex-princess of the sun was free from her old duties she decided to travel around Equestria to see how much her country had changed over the years.

While everypony and creatures were all accepting of Twilight Sparkle, Celestia and Luna were still a hot topic, after all they ruled Equestria for thousands of years. This proved to be quite the problem for Celestia because every time she visited a town she was surrounded by her loyal subjects and mostly important, annoying paparazzis which had put her in rough spots during her travels since she wanted to travel around Equestria without being surrounded by the media.

Which is why she decided to use her old disguise, the pegasus mare called Golden Skies. Golden Skies was an old disguise that Celestia mostly used in the past so she could walk without being noticed while having a break.

Golden Skies proved to be useful in her travels, no one batted an eye for her and most importantly she could dress however she wanted without the tabloids making a scandal that their old leader was wearing something so un-princess like some tight t-shirt and small jeans shorts.

But back to the present, recently Celestia’s travels had brought her to the sunny Manehatam, where she was more than delighted to explore the big apple of Equestria. Compared to all cities, Manehatam was more advanced in technology terms and the museum which she was visiting was more than proof of that statement.

Now free from her disguise, the casual wearing Celestia walks forwards and starts to check the marvelous inventions up close.

-Wow! I never seen machines like these before.-Celestia says as she walks and keeps turning around as she looks at the inventions in display.

-I wonder if those are future projects or…- Celestia was lost in her thoughts suddenly…

-WELCOME MA’AM! - A loud masculine voice shouts from behind.

-WHOA!- Celestia jumps in fright since she thought she was alone in the museum, how could she forget that museums had guides?!

She quickly turns around only to shout in shock and surprise as she takes a look at the owner of the voice.

-H-hey! Who are you?- Celestia asks the mysterious figure.

Luckily the mystery is quickly solved as to why Celestia was shocked by the mysterious figure's appearance. Apparently the owner of the voice was a robot!

The robot had a weird appearance. For starters it didn’t look like a pony, it was more like a cyclop, the main proof being its single green eye. The robot looked robust with it’s big chest of an cooper color while it had funny arms and legs of an silver color.

-I’m the Robot Butler ma’am. I welcome you into the Museum of Modern Marvels.- The robot said with an male automated voice before it gave a courtesy bow to Celestia.

-Oh uh…thank you for the welcome. I didn’t expect to find someone here.- Celestia says a little unsure as the robot gets up from the bow.

The robot starts to walk toward her and as it gets closer, Celestia could hear ticking sounds coming from it. She took a few steps back, a little afraid since not only did the robot look weird but it was tall too, coming to the same size as her. After some steps back, the robot finally stops and looks at Celestia, not saying a word.

-Huuum…can I help you sir?- Celestia asks unsure thanks to the robot’s silence but the cyclop robot finally makes its move.

-Your hat ma’am.- The robot says before it snatches Celestia’s cap right off her head with its hand.

-H-hey! No need to take my hat sir, I intend to use it.- Celestia says as she grabs the hat and pulls towards her, sadly the butler doesn’t let go.

-I’m afraid I have to insist ma’am. Hats aren’t allowed inside the museum’s premises.- The robot says as it pulls back to it.

-You’re not taking my hat! Give it back!- Celestia doesn’t want to let go as she pulls her cap back to her as she continues the tug of war.

-YOUR HAT MA’AM!- The robot shouts in annoyed anger before it pushes Celestia with an strong shove, making her land siting on her butt on the floor.

-UGH! Hey! It’s that the way you treat a princess of Equestria?!- Celestia says after she grunts. 

-Ex-princess ma’am.- The Robot Butler says back to Celestia.

-What?!- Celestia is shocked by the robot’s answer.

-According to my records, you passed the rule of Equestria to Twilight Sparkle 4 months ago, which means you’re not a princess anymore ma’am.- The Robot Butler says.

-Wh-what but but but.- To say Celestia is shocked is not a surprise, after all this robot is the first being to address her as a normal mare and not a princess.

-Now excuse me ma’am, I gotta resume my rounds. Thank you for your cooperation madam.- The Robot Butler says before it takes a courtesy bow.

After that it gets up from the bow and turns around before it walks away holding Celestia’s cap with its hand

-Hmph! Princess or not, you were very rude. Is that the way you treat your clients?!- Celestia says in annoyance as she gets up from floor glaring at the robot as it walks away

-You big bully!- Celestia shouts in anger as she looks at the direction the cyclop robot went

With a humph of anger, her horn lights up and a gray beret materializes out of thin air falling into her hand. Celestia quickly puts the beret on her head, making a small adjustment to make it look stylish.

-How do you like that bozo?!- Celestia says before she blows a small raspberry at the robot direction and starts to walk away, intended to continue with her tour.

Celestia keeps walking for a few minutes, still a little mad from the rude treatment of the Robot Butler but as she walks and gets distracted by the exhibits, her anger starts to disappear and her happiness returns. 

-Wow! Razor Blade Sharpener! Automatic Peler! Geez so many inventions, I wonder if Twilight will give the approval to mass production and OH! - Celestia says in shock as the tall alicorn sees a giant bowl?

-What the?! A giant bowl? Why would this thing be he-Uh oh! What 's this?- Celestia says after her eyes falls on sign nearby the bowl, she leans close to read it.

-``Colossal Cake Machine´´. ``Delicious and giant cakes made in an matter of minutes´´.- Celestia reads the sign.

-Ohhh! Cake! Now we are talking, I could use a delicious cake right now.- Celestia eagerly goes past the sign and goes to a metallic support with a small lever on top, that was the panel to activate the machine but before Celestia can pull the lever, another sign caught her attention. 

-Huh? ``Warning! Dangerous Machine! Don't Pull the Lever!´´ - Celestia reads the sign in confusion

-AH! Blast it all!- Celestia says as she kicks the sign away.

-There is nothing dangerous about making a cake. So let it be cake!- Celestia says before she grabs the lever and pulls it back.

This makes the machine activate as the bowl starts to vibrate a little, Celestia stays in front of the bowl as she eagerly rubs her hands, eager to get her hands on cake.

But her happiness turns into shock when suddenly holes on the ceiling on top of the bowl open and two mechanical hands go in her direction to grab her!

Celestia shouts in alarm before she quickly turns around and tries to run but sadly she doesn’t go far before the hands grabs her by her shirt’s shoulders and pulls her back holding her right on top of the giant bowl

-HEY! WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE DOI...-.- Celestia tries to shout but before she can finish her sentence

-RIIIIP!- Both hands goes in opposites directions, ripping Celestia’s black t-shirt off and making her fall inside the bowl

-AHHH! UGH!- Celestia shouts as she falls before she lands hard on her butt inside the giant metal bowl, the alicorn is now topless, showing her big naked tits to the world, of all the day Celestia decided not to wear a bra it had to be today!

Suddenly it hits Celestia why the sign was there, the machine must think she’s a cake ingredient!

-I better get outta here!- Celestia activates her horn and it’s ready to teleport out of the bowl when suddenly…

-FWOP!- A bag of flour is dumped inside the bowl by the mechanical hands, the flour hits Celestia right in her face!

-ARGH! COF! COF! H-HEY! What’s the big id...-.- Celestia shouts in anger as she dusts the flour off her eyes but once again…

-CRACK!- Celestia is hitted by both sides of her head with two giant eggs before the hands uses its fingers to separate the shells by the cracks, opening them to dump the white and yolk inside the bowl.

-OW! What is this?! Ostrich eggs?!- Celestia asks annoyed and in shock for the sheer size of the eggs, not minding her messy and topless state.

But the machine doesn’t seem to hear Celestia because, one hand comes back holding a big bottle of milk before Celestia can protest, the hand dumps the daily liquid into the bowl filling to the middle and making Celestia float like she was in an pool.

-HEY! What’re you doing?!- Celestia finally asks but once again she doesn’t get answers as another hand comes back and dumps a giant bar of butter inside the bowl, the bar hits Celestia on her head, making her go under the milk.

-GASP! Ouch! What’s the big idea!?- Celestia says after she comes up from under the milk and rubs her head to soothe the pain .

Suddenly Celestia’s ear hears a sound coming from top of her, she looks up and to her shock, the ceiling was open and down was coming a giant mixer. Celestia is almost crushed by the whisks but she managed to dodge them as she swim around on the milk.

-Oh Godness me! I better get out!- Celestia is too scared to think in using teleport so she starts to swim, reaching the board of the bowl quickly.

But as Celestia is ready to jump out, the mixer activates and starts to mix the ingredients along with the milk! Sadly it doesn’t take long for the milk to take the form of cake dough and the dough starts to get pulled by the whisks sadly that means Celestia is also pulled along on the dough.

The ex-princess tries to swim with all her might but the dough proved to be hard since she could barely move, suddenly to her horror she looks back and sees the whisks getting closer. She starts to swim desperately trying to get away but the dough doesn’t make it easy and before she knows it, her tail is caught by the whisks!.

Celestia tries one last ditch, swimming her arms and legs with all her alicorn might but sadly it’s all for naughty and with a strong pull, Celestia is pulled by the whisks!

We can only hear Celestia screams of both pain and fright as she spins around the whisks before her whole body sinks inside the dough. Luckily the mixer stops mixing and the mixer goes up before it disappears inside the ceiling again. For Celestia, we can’t see her yet except from the bubbles that come from under the dough.

Suddenly the bowl is tipped to the side and the dough is dumped inside a giant rectangular cake pan. Celestia doesn’t come up but we can see her horn sticking out of the dough. With the contents dumped on the cake pan, the bowl disappears from a hole that opens under it.

As the bowl goes down, a giant oven comes up and takes the bowl’s place. The hands return and one of them opens the oven that was already pre-heated and ready to cook. Both hands grabs the cake pan full of dough and that had Celestia inside before they put the pan inside the oven and close it.

The oven starts to cook the Celestia cake inside the very hot oven, it felt like Hell inside, but luckily for Celestia, the cake dough seemed to be the quick kind as it doesn’t take long before the dough starts to take form and before she knows it, the cake is ready as the oven gives a loud DING! 

Outside, one hand opens the oven while the other hand wearing an oven mitts grabs the cake pan and pulls it out. With careful maneuver, the two hands managed to remove the cake from inside the cake pan and dumped the cake on the floor, before they retreated back to their places as the service was finally finished.

Meanwhile back to the giant cake, it suddenly starts to rumble. The vibrations start to get more and more violent until…

-BOOM!- With a strong blast from her horn, Celestia is finally freed from her cake prison as cake flies everywhere and Celestia falls down sitting on the floor.

-AHH! Finally free! What happened back there? It felt like I was inside an oven.- Celestia says after she breathes in relief, not knowing how true her words were.

But as the female alicorn starts to relax, she suddenly feels an odd sensation, her butt feels cold, very cold. And it’s not only her butt, her body is also feeling a cold breeze it’s like she is…

…Celestia’s eyes widen in shock as realization finally hits her before she looks down and her fears are finally confirmed.

-AHHH! MY CLOTHES!?- Celestia shouts in fright as she quickly gets up before she covers her body, it seems during the mixer Celestia lost her shorts which means that she was now naked!

-Oh my sun! I’m naked!- Celestia states the obvious in shame as she covered her boobs with an arm and her privates with an hand.

-Ohh! On one hand it’s a good thing this museum is empty but on the other I can’t walk around in my birthday suit. I need to find some new clothes before a noisy paparazzi sees me.- Celestia says to herself as she quickly looks around before her eyes land on something.

It was her beret, it was covered in cake but it was her beret no less. It’s not enough to cover her nudity but it’s a victory she didn’t lost her hat so she uses her magic to grab it and starts to pull toward her with levitation.

-Thank you for your hat ma’am.- But suddenly her beret is snatched out of thin air by the Robot Butler, it seems while Celestia was distracted by her nudeness, the butler showed up without her noticing it.

-HEY! It 's not for you! Give it back!- Celestia shouts in anger but once again the cyclop robot ignore her and walks away.

-Ahh nuts! There goes another hat.- Celestia says as she kicks the floor in annoyance with her hoof.

-Whatever I can make another one…- Celestia says as her horn lights up before.

-POOF! - A new hat appear out of thin air, this one being a red wine Gatsby hat, the hat falls on one of Celestia’s hand as she continues to glare into the direction that the Robot Butler went.

-...appear.- Celestia finishes her sentence before she puts her new hat on and makes a small adjust on her head.

After Celestia finishes putting her hat on, a light shines on one of her eyes, she looks at the source and to her shock, she finds her only Bit on the ground close to a mound of cake. Using her magic she grabs the golden coin and brings it close to her but then reality hits her when she looks down to her naked body.

-Shoot! Without my shorts I don't have pockets to put my Bit. - Celestia says before she sighs. But then she looks into her naked boobs, more precisely the line on the middle of them and suddenly she has an idea.

Celestia looks to the sides, looking right and left to make sure the coast is clear before using her magic to shove the bit right on the middle of her chest, after the gold coin disappear inside the middle, she uses her hands to squeeze and grope her naked boobs a bit to make sure the coin stays inside the middle of her breasts.

-Well not exactly a appropriate place but some mares say it’s the safest place to hide your money.- Celestia says after she done in playing with her breasts.

Now not only another hat of hers was gone but her clothes were also gone which makes Celestia form a new plan on her head. Her tour will have to wait until she finds some new clothes and then she goes back to her tour, it’s not two faulty machines that will ruin her tour.

With a plan in mind, Celestia starts to move but then her eyes fall on the big piece of the cake again, it was the same piece that she found her coin nearby Celestia tries to resist her urge as she bites her lips but in the end she gives in to her urge. Using her magic, she rips a little slice of cake from the top of the piece and brings it close to her before she takes a bite of the slice.

-Hmmm! Not bad. Could use some sugar though but it’s not that bad.-Celestia says before she finishes the slice of cake in a few bites.

While the experience was unpleasant, in the end Celestia managed to get some cake. But no time to dwell on that, it was time to find some clothes and then resume her tour on the Museum of Modern Marvels.

TO BE CONTINUED…