The Writer's Vice: Part 05 (Patreon)

Well folks I always wondered how shoe polish tasted and I regret ever having this question cause it's insane bitter bleh!

The line about Levon isn't exactly a non-sense joke, Levon was bold enough at one point to taste shoe polish and to make sure the line hitted close to home I was dumb enough to do the same (Just a fingertip, I ain't crazy to fill my mouth with it, mind you!) and let me tell, it's so bitter, worse than pen ink! Had to brush my tongue hard with my toothbrush and even addeed mouthwash and even with all that, the taste was hard to get off my mouth

Don't taste shoe polish, it's insanely bitter, a word of advice from Lion and Levon

On a positive note, this page is by far my favorite. My face expressions are awesome, not only they deliver the feeling that I'm getting choked on a bitter taste liquid but they are very funny, close to old cartoons

So as always go give Levon some love, not only for the great page but also cause she was bold enough to taste shoe polish first than me. So her bold move deserves a reward by checking her great stuff on her pages:

https://www.deviantart.com/lev0on

https://boosty.to/levon.com

https://www.patreon.com/levonsplace

And just to be safe so Patreon doesn't ruin my experience. My oc Lion is a adult and the purpose of the machine is to show a malfuction, not a sexually gratifying work since the machine doesn't know Lion was flipped and clamped upside down, the machine is just following its programming