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VIP Post. Tell me your favorite kink and join my contest! (Patreon)

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2026-04-15 01:21:43
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2026-09

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Hey everyone! I'm currently busy at work for you all, making lots of new stories, plenty of fun cumming up soon.

I just wanted to pop in and ask: what's your favorite kink? Let me know in the comments below! One lucky winner will get a little surprise from me. Examples: maybe you love monster cocks, breeding, size difference, public humiliation, tentacles, musk/filth, excessive cum, something more vanilla or something even wilder? I can't wait to see what you all like, so don't be afraid to go full throttle.

Also, I've made my first ever AI-generated audio clip with Part One of "Kansas Corncob." It's a bit rough around the edges (the tempo is all over the place), but I'd love to know if this is something you'd like more of in general. (Feedback appreciated!)

The next part of Jingle Balls (deeper) drops tomorrow, or later today depending on where you are in the world :)

Comments

Jules

My absolute favorite kink is depositing hundreds of loads into a single rag and keep it for years and putting it on my face until I am about to finish, and then I finish another load into my rag.

Blake Hart

Ok, let’s call it dirty cumrag fetish💦👕. You are certainly part of the competition now. Good luck! :)

Oscar Diggs

Frat or jock bro incest. Especially coming of age stories.

Jules

Oh, there is a competition? What is the prize?

Anthony

Love public stuff, and brothers. Couldn't pick one lol

Jules

Never mind, I just read the story again. I also love excessive cum… buckets and buckets and buckets of delicious man juice. I also love sweaty armpits and musky balls and ass.

Justin

I’m suuuuuper into erotic massages. Like they don’t even necessarily have to have a happy ending, just a lot of touching, massaging, etc. Kind of like foreplay, but without sex. It’s just really hot to me. Of course, the sex part of the erotic massages is equally as hot… but there’s just something about a really strong, ripped dude rubbing all over my entire body, every inch, nothing left untouched, but not getting me off, so I have to do it myself when I get home…. Fuckin a man.

Tony

Mine is dominance, stright to gay, but slow burn. Fav, all time is gaslighting.

Tony

Brother stories are 🔥

Tony

That's 🔥 love frat guys

Anthony

Great Anthonys think alike!

Tony

Leave it to Jules, nasty AF... that's no longer cum, that's a bio hazard... still lov you unconditionally I think 🤔 😄

Jules

It’s not a biohazard. It smells like caramel.

Tony

Jules, that next idea is the next cologne for men... I'm in, that could be fun 😁 not the story creating it!

Tony

Jules For you, if you win, all the readers to contribute to a cum bath for you.

Tony

Caramel, you'll have to send one to Blake for testing... lick and smell testing to make sure the story can quality as a real story.

Jules

Sometimes I pick up my crusty boxers, and I eat the dried flakes. Nice protein cereal.

Jules

I wish you could actually be in a place to promise me something so wonderful

Blake Hart

Good thing I have lots of stories in your lane :) Also, you are part of my little competition, good luck :)

Blake Hart

That's actually really sweet and wholesome. With a little touch of slow-burn blue-balling, no wonder you like my stories. Haha! Also, you are part of my little competition. Good luck :)

Blake Hart

Nothing like some brother on brother action, maybe even in a public place. And I think you're gonna like my next upcoming story launching next week :) Also, you are part of my little competition. Good luck :)

Tony

Well, only a suggestion for Blake as a prize for you. Me, I'm Cuban, look at where Cuba is today... no food, no water, no power, and they are weak AF. So I can't help, they don't have the energy to produce Cum.

Blake Hart

Hard agree. You're really in the right place. ;) Also, you are part of my little competition, good luck :)

Blake Hart

Hey, we can always wring you out now, can't we? Haha probably a a decent amount 💦😂

Tony

Blake, the recording is great! Is that your voice? Here is the thing, for some who have issues reading or who prefer books on audio, it's perfect. Me, I've tried them from different Authors and they don't provide the same experience as reading the chapters

Blake Hart

Thank you! It's fully AI generated. I have a weird phobia about recording my own voice, probably the only reason I didn't end up a porn actor. I would die hearing myself moan. Just kidding... kinda. But I did choose a voice I felt was somewhat "me." Anyway, yeah, it could be for the visually impaired, or just those who prefer audio over written. Personally I agree, I prefer reading. Since I like to go back and forth and re-read :)

Tony

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Tony

Jules, I want to remind you that everything you read in stories isn't true LOL!

Tony

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Tony

That is actual real data

Tony

Blake is sitting there reading this stuff and saying; I'm just an author dude, where does all this cum from? It was a simple post, one (1) simple reaction/answer.

Blake Hart

I'm kinda used to the spiraling by now😂

Randy

You need to make the bros twins or triplets. Jock bros like wrestling together in the sexy singlets & they can't hide their hard cocks when they are on each other. The team finally notices and then have the whole team gang the twins or triplets in the locker room & showers. Once the team has all cum they go home together & have hot passionare sex together where they finally get to blow. Each of them has some of the teams loads in all their asses. They use the loads for lube with each other. Then the next morning they shower together and blow again.

Blake Hart

Incest + cumplay + gangbang all in one filthy package. I’m not gonna lie… that’s pretty damn hot. Also, you are part of my little competition, good luck :)

Executive.Kub

OMG! Someone has worked for the government far too long!

Tony

😄 just trying to make readers laugh a little. 🤣