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A little tidbit for todays live stream! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-18 18:20:55
Imported:
2026-06

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Y’all, in the wake of Valentine’s Day… Do you have any nightmare first date stories? Not like actually terrifying but maybe a next level of awkward moment or a time you cringed so hard that you pulled a hamstring?

We would love to read a few and chat on the live stream about it. Can be totally anonymous or we can shout you out lol. But for the sake of not spoiling it in the comments, if you have one you’d like to share… Send them to Tmgwpodcast@gmail.com 😜🤪


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Comments

Anonymous

I sent my story but never got to watch the livestream 😭

Ellis Hotomani

Here's my best one: I've never considered myself a handsome man, so imagine my surprise when an attractive woman showed interest in me? We exchanged numbers and had numerous talks over the phone, it was fantastic. Eventually we decide to have our first date. I show up in my least shabby clothes and she arrives like a goddess, my jaw hit the floor. We smiled at each other and exchanged pleasantries, then it got me. Her perfume. It was OVERPOWERING. I couldn't stand it, I couldn't get away from it. I didn't tell her but she could tell something was wrong. The date soured. Some time later, we tried again, just coffee this time. Again, her perfume KILLED me. We didn't even make it to the coffee shop. I was circling around her like a madman, trying to stay upwind of her. She wasn't having it, and walked away. It was Seinfeldian in how darkly humorous it was after the fact.