Home
Creators
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Tall Tales for book 3! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-14 21:06:04
Imported:
2026-03

Content

Soundbooth just wrote me and said they're almost done recording book 2! EEP!The last thing I need to do to have book 3 ready to send to Soundbooth is to fill in about a dozen chapters that are missing a tall tale about William Oh.For reference, Book three is the end of Akul arc to the end of the Family Gathering Set Arc (rescuing Jason from the church)I need 1 dozen, so go ahead and lay 'em on me. Just be aware that any i do take, I'll most likely tweak it to fit my voice or steal the vibe of the tale rather than use it verbatim.If you want to provide the name and Class of the person who told the story, go ahead, (Within reason) Below level 30, preferably. If you don't add a name and class, I'll improvise if i use your story. So if you want a chance of one of your Tall Tales getting into book 3, post 'em right here.And yes, this is cheap-ass way of reducing my workload, but it's more fun for everyone, so why not?

Comments

Ricky Kukowski

When William Oh started dating he started with 4 different women at once. After a while it became too much to keep track of. So, he decided to turn them all into one person by merging their name together.

Scion

Will you post here on patreon what the 10 you do choose?

Cyrus McEnnis

"Let them fight" William Oh, during the Akulian Urban Renewal Project ___ "Long ago, William Oh discovered his long-lost family. He gathered them together, sealed their bones into relics, and used them as the foundation of his climb" ___ "William Oh is a living sacrifice. His eyes grant the ability to view the unseen, his hands the ability to grasp the intangible, and his dick... ...well, you do the math" ___ "William Oh's plots reach so deep that they are the roots of the Tower, and his ambitions reach so high that they vault the roof" Some random mook proctoring a Foundational Quest, lecturing his charges on the value of pre-planning ___ (This one is for the next book, when he fires Steve the Priest) "William Oh is such a good employer that when he fires you, you will thank him for the opportunity then turn yourself into a giant snek to have his babies"

Ed Je

I once thought I saw William Oh stub his toe; a moment later there was a floor wide notification that stated that William Oh defeated a lvl 99 raid boss. William Oh has such a razor sharp wit, it cut the Tower in half.

Cyrus McEnnis

Always nice to know rather than guess : )

Skyeel

Willam Oh once fought in a tournament, his opponents were honored to learn this fact the day after in a hospital bed. - Level 18 Healer There was one time William Oh was disappointed in his equipment. The next day his equipment whipped itself into a full set as an apology. Can William Oh really fly? It's more like gravity wouldn't dare get in his way. -level 26 Telekinetic It is unclear which mountains were created by the tower and which were created by William Oh running by. - Level 17 Spearchaser William Oh can't ever actually starve, if he needs food even the sand would happily become as nutritious and delicious as Roc meat - Level 15 Quartermaster

Silence the Lamb

William oh once clipped his toe nail that was so sharp a trial taker who found it stabbed it into the earth splitting it apart to swallow a Gargantuan Granite Toad Perfectly completing his trial! Level 0 Orphan Gatlyn

Tsorov

William Oh once kicked a snake. Once it bit him the Venom slowly worked through the body, until the snake was dead.

Josh Cothran

William Oh once beat a curse mage so badly his class changed and he could only cast buffs afterwards

Eneal

William oh as such mastering over life and death, that when he punch a necromancer, their class change to druid (void merging with a tree)

Harrison Vanderbyl

William oh was wrong about something once. The tower and the cosmos convened and decided they liked his idea better. (I was on the beach with my gf and I remarked that the shadowed part of the moon was the moon casting a shadow on itself. I learnt a couple minutes later that it was a lunar eclipse and this was the one night in 7 years I was wrong)

Derek Allen

Is there a release date from SB for book 1?

Silence the Lamb

William oh once asked for a breath of fresh air. The old air ran away and begged the void the make them a lover to make some new air for the first breathe everymorning- -'Spence Lam' Salt Digger level 12

Mirah H

The little floaties in your eye are William Oh's ghost servants watching through you - Level 0 Orphan William Oh once sneezed and caused a tsunami - Level 23 Sailor

Ricochet

I don’t remember the chapter, but there was a comment during floor 5 and it went something like ‘William Oh was the most successful investigator in the city. He solved every cold case, including his own murder. There was some difficulty claiming that bounty’

Ricochet

May you stub your toe on every coffee table for this picture

Joseph Snyder

William once danced with the rot witch, their waltz went on for so long even he was not left unmarred. His left hand known to be missing had regrown simply to hold her hand. - Lv26 gaurd of akul city

Opportunity Drive

William Oh is the father of every Lord of the Tower.

Silence the Lamb

Once someone cursed William oh. The curse saw who it was meant for and thought better of it. It combed his hair and begged for william oh not to touch it. Level 8 Nobke Pet Groomer

FossilWreckers

William Oh once made such an outrageous bid at an auction TWO Lords exploded in shock. One of the Lords ghost looked very annoyed about the inconvenience. William Oh once surfed on a river of blood. I don't know where to go with this one.

Spicyice101

William Oh doesn’t climb the tower, the tower lowers itself for him. (I don’t remember exactly which chapters are within book 3, but this tall tale would fit perfectly if one of them had information about William and his destined fate.)

Paul Franks

Once upon a time, the Sun use to orbit the outside of the tower, William Oh didn’t like that, so he stole it’s ability to move.

Jk

William Oh’s Resistance is so high it’s rolled over into the negatives; now he’s invincible AND intangible.

HUAAAANG

"So if we stand here long enough, he'll just stay where he is even longer? This sucks." "Yeah, so form up tight so we can go the hell home." -lessons in self interest derived ruin, Graneshian teachings

Kris Piskorski

Soundbooth is a perfect choice for this

William

My favorite tall tales entries by far are the ones where it's a completely ludicrous description of the chapter that you're about to read - so much so that it only makes sense after reading the chapter.

Cole Ford

William oh once made camp atop the stars, not for the novelty of it, but just to look down on granesh.

kaiki

“William Oh was left without relics once, so he summoned his foes to bring him new ones.” (My suggestion for this part, preferably have the name be same as the one below but at a lesser level that could be achieved by a common climber between the two points in time.) (Below is a suggestion for the more current chapters.) “I saw William Oh be told some additional land needed to be flattened for his new farmers, as an apology for the inconvenience the land flattened itself.” - Kaiki Karasu, level 56 climber.

Shining Moon

Just finished listening to the first book and now I can’t wait for the second and third audiobooks to be available!

Mr IHHI

William Oh is so hard even his reflection won’t meet his eyes