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The BBQ brawl (Patreon)

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2022-06-17 19:52:16
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2026-06
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So obviously crazy shit has to go down. In This post you may suggest the crazy shit that goes down at Perry's pool-party BBQ:Supers and their powers.Who fights who.ancient curses, walking eyes, lazer guns, what have you.I can tell you one thing that is definitely going to happen because it's hilarious. Grampa is on the paternal side of the family, a widower, and he is smooth.Hide your magical grammas!

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Crownfall

Someone tries to kidnap perry because of how good the burgers are

Throngler In Chief

Someone needs to be polymorphed into a giant slug in the middle of the brawl and spray slime onto a lit grill, the smoke produced should be a magical hallucinogen or something that makes everything worse. Bonus points if that sluggified person ends up being perry's new hire/friend/innocent bystander/catastrophe magnet. Extra bonus points if Perry's shiny new minion ends up indesposed after the party, and Perry has the traumatic experience of cleaning up a well-used motel room after his grandparents "epic battle." I reccomend a flamethrower as the proper cleaning apparatus. Or have Perry accidentally get an eyeful of his grandparent's "epic battle" when he has to use the master controller for his lair to save everyone from an accidental Apocalypse of some kind. Maybe have his shiny new rock knife poke a hole in reality and let the metaphysical embodiment of Doom flop into his pool when he shows the knife off to his mom or grandma? Reccomend "Wuggles the Destroyer of Worlds" as the name.

Carl Mason

Dad invites his and mom's work friends and they are all nemeses, and they know each other 's civilian identities. So there a bunch of enemies playing nice at the barbecue which falls apart when someone eats the last burger. A fight ensues which Perry and his friends whom he invites to balance out the party try pathetically to stop and then fall laughing into deck chairs as the battle devolves into pool wrestling and games. All while gramps charms gramma in the corner.

Macronomicon

that's the basic gist of what i had in mind.

Throngler In Chief

Chemestro definitely needs to be there. Maybe a cousin or his dad's friend's kid?

Nechochwen

Perry needs to have a massive batch of oobleck suspended over his security system.

Jacob

Oh I got one the chem guy who stole his stuff tries to crash the party and gets team rocket blast off

0xFFF1

I really like the idea of the Worm Enclosure from Ben's Damn Adventure when it comes to entities of Doom. That thing turns Weakness into a weapon of terrible power. Beyond all the dark wish MLM scheme thing, it's that it fosters the creation of an extremely powerful demon lord that has no choice but to wait on the worm hand and foot. But as for what would be even scarier than Wuggles or The Worm, would be a Doom Slayer expy. I imagine a lot of people would be very upset at a guy killing all their demonic familiars and rampaging through certain sections of funkytown slaughtering tax paying citizens. People that might become upset at Perry through association

Chris M

If Perry gets experience essentially from causal "snipping" of universes that are essentially impossible through his actions wouldn't that mean bringing together so many supers in one spot generate massive experience gains?

Gerald Monroe

During the craziness the cool/older characters need to just calmly keep the grill running and nurse their beers.

Pastor Joubert

tense build up, edge of your seat, then all conflict is resolved with party games - super style. Their all gathered up to have a good time. Few parting threats, maybe some lair warming gifts.

Darune Albane

You GOT to have 2 peepers .. 1 magical 1 mundane

A disgruntled nondescript squirrel

accidentally summons a food god or angel (cause perfect super bbq would be food of the gods) when Brendon is asked to get him a knife and he grabs the new realm splitting one Then Perry binds it with a contract

Joe ?

Grandma invites a Paladin from the old world that she'd been hoping for Hexen to marry. For some reason she thinks this will work. The dude thinks he's hot shit and tries to do those alpha power game moves on perry's dad and has them spectacularly backfire in silly ways that aren't obviously caused by him

Carl Mason

Likely only if he actually does something with the gathering.

Carl Mason

One of dad's friends makes inappropriate comments toward one of mom's friends, starts a harassment tournament, and builds up social tension until someone eats the last burger. Probably the one who eats it is the fat one who has already had five and their nemesis hasn't gotten to eat yet. They are relegated to potato salad and chips, only. They don't accept.

Nechochwen

Perry needs to make Wonka style meal replacement chewing gum.

Jacob

It would have to be some type of super edgy dark paladin cause Perry told her that his mom like bad boys

Joe ?

Not an ex, someone that granny wishes she'd be interested in

Chunq

Dionysus/Bacchus drops by. He was attracted by experimental "apple cider" that Perry only yesterday started on a whim. For some reason Dionysus appears in a lot of urban fantasy, almost always as a malevolent natural disaster.

Nechochwen

How so? I understand that one of his aspects is madness but how does that translate into malevolence?

Nechochwen

Parting threats/lair warming gifts.

Chunq

He's been connected to the fall of Rome and stuff I think. Just a vague impression I have from reading published fantasy fictions a long time ago, shit like Iron Druid.

Carl Mason

He was a malevolent party planner that would strike unbelievers and party poopers with madness. And his believers were literally deranged and would viciously attack party crashers. He was a lot of trouble and could be a reasonable excuse for whatever drama is going to happen, craziness at a party, Bacchus is gonna be there.