Monster Hotel: NSFW Headcanons (Patreon)

A collection of bedroom particularities and lewd facts from both staff and guests. 

Centaur Manager is always careful when it comes to your safety during sex. Oh, he's terribly apologetic about your struggles to take him in. What a lamentable curse, this size difference of yours! In truth, however, he can't help but secretly enjoy your misfortune: watching as your round eyes tear up, hearing your small grunts and whines as his cock stretches you out, savoring your flushed face whenever you're stuffed just from the tip. He'll stroke your hair lovingly and whisper praise words in your ear, chest puffed with pride. Would you find it in your heart to forgive his mean delight? You're simply too adorable.

Minotaur Maid is a neat freak. That, you already know too well. He's terrified of germs and needs to have everything in sterile condition. Thus, you were beyond surprised to discover his lust for you worn out body. The head of the cleaning department won't stop until you're a soaked mess, his snout buried between your legs, lapping hungrily at your juices and taking in your scent. He loves it when you cum all over him, grinding your small body across his toned muscles like he's nothing but an item to be used for your pleasure. The sloppier it gets, the better. Really, you might just be the only mess that he adores.

Puppy!Hybrid might have a thing for slightly inconveniencing you. Are you in a hurry? That's exactly when he decides to mount you, thrusting with renewed greed and vigor and babbling about breeding his master. He won't detach until the last possible moment, watching you scramble with a naughty grin on his face. Mind you, there's no ill intent to his perverted clinginess; he just enjoys the privilege of being the one to make you late. Oh, he can see it so clearly, your flustered expression as you offer some made-up excuse for your tardiness, still dripping with his cum. Yet, he knows the truth.

Slime Guest will certainly use their abilities to the fullest. From leaving a part of themselves inside you throughout the day, to encapsulating you in their hold, they're always searching for new ways to fuck you senseless. Their latest favorite approach has been to multiply themselves and take you at once. Oh, they love to see you overwhelmed and overstimulated. If your eyes aren't rolled back in a daze, they're not doing it right.

Vampire Noble is a busy man. Always attending important meetings, always performing his royal duties. He's in dire need of a break, and what better way to distract himself than using the conveniently hired human? Now, he does take you on proper dates, but he also loves sneaking around in order to fuck you. There's something particularly endearing about someone of his stature hiding in a random hotel storage and fingering one of the employees. His bandaged face betrays no emotion as he covers your mouth, but he's most certainly enjoying himself, grinning silently and taking in your muffled whimpers. Meanwhile, the servants desperately search for his undead Highness, who vanished without a trace just a moment ago.