Requests are open !! (Patreon)

Dear patrons, if you have clicker ideas screaming at you at 2 a.m., RELEASE THEM INTO THE WILD and send them to me. Will they appear instantly? No. I am but one human with limited time and zero wizard powers 🧙‍♂️. BUT I will attempt to summon them into existence whenever time permits.

Pssst… pro tip 🤫: don’t just ask. Grab my attention with creativity. Drop a one-liner poem. Hit me with a riddle. Speak in haiku. Confuse me. Impress me. your idea might jump the queue 😉

Until then, may your clicks be crunchy, your prints be smooth, and your holidays be delightfully unhinged. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and may 2026 be loud, clicky, and mildly chaotic 🎄🎉