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Chapter 4 of No Joy is out for Squires! (Patreon)

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2025-01-27 03:56:57
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2026-06
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The misadventures of Jon Snow continue yet again, as his attempts to fish in peace continue being interrupted.You can read the previous chapters in the collection.

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Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction based on the ASOIAF universe. All recognisable characters, plots, and settings are the exclusive property of GRRM; I make no claim to ownership. Edited by: Bub3loka Year 129 After Aegon's Conquest Jon Snow "A storm is brewing," Aethan muttered the next morn...

Comments

Nicholas Fiend

There you go! Subversion of expectation a la grey ghost! Also, funny that the sword is now named Skyfall when the Dance originally peaks with Daemon and Aemond “Skyfall”-ing over the Gods Eye.

Addie

Skyfall is perfect especially since Jon himself fell backwards in time LMAO I’m dying at Vermithor seeing how proud he was and thought “you’ll do.” He wants a KING for a rider! And the attitude is about right… I did feel a little bad for Baela in this chapter. She feels frustrated by the limitations of her gender and position. But I’m glad Jon humbled her a bit. She needs to work on that attitude.. I wonder if the silent five will stumble upon a little dragon lady instead of the cannibal or Silverwing and Vermithor. Omg Denys asking so many questions… I fear the Starks WILL hear of Jon Snow somehow. And I suspect there will be MORE questions when Jon’s dragon pops out at the worst time.

Bishop7053

Verminthor "Nah ain't no escaping the plot for you. I choose you, we in this shit together lol" Also Grey Ghost is gonna be jelly. How dare Verminthor steal my fish supplier! Just gonna have to go to who ever he gets shipped with

ND518

Love the name Skyfall. But I’m surprised but also not surprised by the dragon at the end

TyrantGod

Lol! Vermithor bonds with the Last King. Is Vermithor larger than Cannibal?

Roguewave1737

Yeah... Just staying on Dragonstone was tempting fate with a dragon bond. Now, how is Vermithor (secretly the real MC) going to execute the big reveal of his new trophy rider? A dragon PoV could be legendary in all seriousness, although I dare not hope. He also officially outed ties to House Stark through a man who has everything to gain from selling out the info... When that comes out, I hope I do get to see a healthy dose of some much desired Stark action in a fic I feared would be too Targ centric.

VishihaHitachi

Didn’t expect the Bronze Fury there ,the again First Man is know to use bronze before the Andals come so it fits , when Vermithor come for some quality time , everybody will talk

TyrantGod

lol! Kinda reminds me of Adam and Seasmoke scene from HOTD! Yo I choose you to be my rider fly with me Vermithor is hilarious! Vermithor catches Jon the fire/ice type pokemon/human 😂

thevolunteer

Vermithor picking Jon up in his mouth, flying him to Silverwing, and proudly presenting his new rider to his lady love. Or to Dragonstone Castle. Either works.

michelle m

I wish you updated twice a week. Waiting until Sunday is going to be torture.❤️

MehOhWell

As per the norm, being Jon is suffering. Also calling it now, Baela gets her dumb-ass kidnapped by the five, Jon gets dragged into it and at the last second Vermithor comes in and…. Voices his discontent over the threats to his new source of amusement.

Cristi R

This chapter was a bait and switch. Grey Ghost makes it's second apparition, then the very next day the Bronze Fury bonded with him.

Cristi R

Maybe the Silent Five recognize Baela, Jon is forced to defend her and Vermithor comes to see what made his rider angry .... BUSTED.

Cristi R

Another idea on how Jon's bond is discovered. Baela goes for a swim, meets a kraken, Jon and his dragon kill the beast and save the princess.

Austin

Love the story

Bukhari

I am a little slow but what does ""steward" and "three" means? or should re-read the previous chapters

InnerDemons

I think since this is a crack fic, Jon is going to have more than one dragon. I bet vermithor, cannibal, and grey ghost.

Eric Lachance

Now Jon can't be pushed around like a normal man. He can just call his dragon and either fight or fly away!

Alastor999

I wonder if dragons can make a troll face because I feel that’s what Vermithor was trying to do once he imposed a bond onto Jon XD

Ryan

Hopefully Vermithor gets a better end this time.

Myrdin

The Silent 5 seem like the perfect fodder to showcase how much of a badass Jon is with a sword

StoicPrince

I'm enjoying this version of Jon, and excited to see where things head from here. He has no desire to be a part of the game, however, fate refuses to allow him the comfort of solitude. Look forward to next week's chapter.

TyrantGod

What is Jon’s age in your fic?

stevem1

Skyfall is an excellent name for a sword.

LT Butterfly287

Honestly, one thing I don't think I'm a fan of is forcing the MC to go down a certain path. A person is always willing to fail if they don't want what they are fighting for.

Jason

This story is fucking hilarious. Homie needs to just take up the hikkikomori life because he seems cursed to encounter whatever the world can throw at him that’s most likely to annoy.