Your chance to win 2 tickets to the Roast of Carrie Bickmore this Tuesday in Melbourne (Patreon)

Hi Patreoners,
It's all in the title really.

I've got a couple of double passes to give away for this Tuesday night at the Comedy Theatre in Melbourne. It's the roast of Carrie Bickmore, plus a bunch of famous faces (and me) involved on stage. Should be a ripper.

If you can make it, and want to go,
Give me your best reason why (in 25 words or less),
And I'll make a random choice.

YOU'VE GOT 12 HOURS.