The Simple Solution Part 1 (Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon/Starfire) (Patreon)

Dealing with Devils will return tomorrow, I've been away from it for too long. I want to update Roommates again soon too. Hopefully by the week's end.

“Hello!”

Barbara Gordon, better known by her vigilante alias Batgirl, rubbed her temple. The greeting was nothing but cheerful and friendly. The problem wasn’t that it was delivered in a rude way, and in other circumstances Barbara would’ve reacted warmly.

The problem was that, in the current situation, she had woken up a grand total of five minutes ago to a beautiful orange skinned alien knocking on her window. When Barbara dragged herself out of bed wearing just the large shirt and panties that she always slept in, she threw the window open and was greeted with the aforementioned shout.

It was too loud for this time of morning, in Barbara’s opinion, and it didn’t help that the one who shouted it was the girlfriend of Barbara's ex. An ex she still very much had feelings for.

“Hi, Starfire…” Barbara said.

“You do not sound excited to see me,” Starfire observed. “That is probably because you do not like me.”

“I— No, it’s just— It’s early,” Barbara protested.

“I’m aware of your dislike. It is because of Dick, is it not?” Starfire said.

An image of a handsome man with dark hair and an attractive smirk flashed through Barbara’s head, giving her an ache in her heart and her crotch.

“We both want him,” Starfire said. “I’ve noticed that has led to animosity between the two of us. I do not like that! I would like to be friends! So I have come up with a solution.” Starfire looked proud, and Barbara started to feel nervous. Despite the Teen Titans superheroine having a good heart, she was still not caught up on earth customs, and many of her ideas proved as much.

“Here, I have prepared a diagram!” Starfire announced a drawing, thrusting it out into Barbara’s face.

It was a crayon drawing of three people, two female and one male. Barbara assumed that she was the stick figure with beige skin, red hair, and boobs (two big circles drawn over the middle line). Starfire was obvious, as the stick figure with red hair and breasts like Barbara, just with orange used to draw her body instead of beige. Dick had a beige body, a tuft of black hair drawn on top of his head, and between his legs—

Oh god.

In the drawing, Barbara was on her back, her legs pointed toward Dick, while a massive veiny addition had been added to his body and was threatening to be shoved into Barbara, which might explain why her figure had such a huge smile.

Starfire was also smiling in the drawing, floating in the air above Barbara, her knees on Dick’s shoulders and her crotch shoved on his face.

“You— It— That—” Barbara stuttered.

Starfire leaned to look at her drawing while Barbara was. She noticed the other girl’s eyes focusing primarily on Dick’s dick.

“Yes, it’s very big,” Starfire said. “I based it on the real thing. It feels even larger, when he is pushing it into your vagina.”

Barbara managed even fewer words this time, simply gaping and the orange alien, while Starfire smiled innocently.

“What do you think?” Starfire asked. “After this, we will be the bestest of friends!”

Barbara thought about how to reject this plan—on earth, you didn’t just SHARE your boyfriend with his ex like it was nothing—but Dick’s face flashed through her head abruptly, and Barbara found herself remembering the times they’d been together, as well as the reference for the “thing” that Starfire had included in the drawing.

She was right. It was massive. And any further protest died in the throat of Gotham’s first female defender.

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Dick Grayson was shaken from the embrace of peaceful slumber by the mattress underneath him compressing. He smiled before opening his eyes, pleased to be joined by his gorgeous exotic girlfriend. 

His eyes snapped open less than a second later when he felt the mattress shrink down AGAIN. Unless Starfire had found some kind of cloning device, something was strange.

And he was right. Something very weird was happening… Though Dick was cautiously optimistic about it?

“Hey, baby.” Barbara Gordon, Dick’s cordial ex and longtime friend, slid her fingers up his muscular bare chest. He always slept in just his boxers, and he could feel them puffing up already.

“We came to an agreement!” Starfire announced, sounding utterly excited by Dick’s sexy ex sharing their bed with them.

“One that we think everyone will be happy with,” Barbara said. 

Dick’s eyes drifted down, drinking up the way that the girls were dressed. There was very little on their bodies, just underwear, and what they were wearing barely even qualified as that. Starfire was wearing red lingerie that looked a lot like a micro bikini. Barbara was wearing the same outfit, just in the color black, like her suit when she was fighting crime.

Starfire was the taller of the two, with long legs and hair that cascaded down her back. Barbara was a bit shorter, still athletic, and a little thicker around the butt and breasts. Starfire had a leander, model like figure. Though her ass was plenty soft and her tits offered more than enough to grab when necessary, things that Dick had delighted in plenty of times.

Still, staring at them both like this, it was so much that his brain was struggling to work, and he hesitated. Sharing a mirthful glance with each other, the girls gave him a push, eagerly pinning him against the headboard of the bed.

Starfire held his wrists and kept them stuck above his head. Against almost any regular human Dick was confident that he would win a contest of strength, but this was a Tamaranean princess who could lift and throw cars like they were made out of pillows. His arms remained comfortably trapped as Starfire captured his lips.

Meanwhile, Barbara flopped down on her stomach. Dick eyed her ass, the backside of her lingerie sliding far enough into the crack for her cheeks to basically hang out. When Barbara’s stomach hit the mattress, the flesh of her ass jiggled.

Barbara only had eyes for one thing, staring straight at the bulge that lay between Dick’s legs. She sniffed it first, drinking in the scent, sighing happily after doing so. 

Her fingers hooked into his waistband after that. She pulled it down, letting Dick’s cock fall forward, its shape looking enormous in front of her face. Barbara sighed happily, running her tongue along her lips as she stared at it.

“I missed this so badly,” she said excitedly.

Dick couldn’t answer, since Starfire’s tongue was jammed into his mouth, his girlfriend eagerly showing him how well she had adjusted to “earth kissing”. 

Barbara spread her mouth and started to sink it down. “Ullllllk!”

She bobbed her head, pushing her lips toward the bottom of Dick’s cock. He moaned into Starfire’s mouth, eliciting a giggle from the gorgeous alien.

Starfire was an extremely eager lover. She was fascinated with human mating rituals and the pleasure that they brought. In fact, sometimes, it felt like her sex drive even exceeded Dick’s own. 

However, despite how enthusiastic she was, they had only started dating a few months ago, and Dick was the sum total of her sexual experience. Starfire was more than willing to learn… But she was still learning. Barbara was not.

The act of fellatio was one that took practice and dedication to master. Starfire’s eagerness helped her get a good start, but gagging and nicking the cock in question with her teeth meant that often, Dick was mostly just nervous when she tried to go down on him.

But Barbara… Dick would never have admitted it out loud, but sometimes he missed his exes mouth more than anything. You know what they say about the quiet ones.

Barbara sealed her lip around him with his dick stuffed down her throat. Looking up and meeting Dick’s eyes, she spelled his name, letter by letter, using the tip of her tongue. He shivered from head to toe.

Starfire leaned back, spit running from her mouth to Dick’s, watching his expression closely.

“Most fascinating!” Starfire exclaimed. “I have never seen him make such a face.”

Dick grimaced, feeling Barbara’s slippery mouth moving up and down his pole. Starfire was still keeping his arms locked in place, so he could only move his legs. As the pleasure got more intense, he moved them adroitly and pinned his thighs on either side of Barbara’s head.

She’d used similar movements on him when they spared, using his greater weight against him. She’d also done similar things in bed when Dick had his tongue deep in her folds. This time, it was his turn to squeeze her head, holding it in place as he growled with pleasure.

Barbara clamped her hands on the outside of his thighs. Instead of fighting to get free she just squeezed Dick’s muscular thighs. He knew her well, her tastes included, and could tell that Barbara was turned on to no end. She’d always loved it when he took control.

Starfire watched with naked interest as Dick a bit of color entered Barbara’s cheeks. She flared her nostrils to breathe in while Dick grunted. His well pleasured cock went stiff, pressing against the moist, tight confines of Barbara’s throat, before he came in her, shooting his load directly into her stomach.

He relaxed, letting go of her, and Barbara gasped at her newfound freedom, gobbling up air. 

When she rose up, kneeling, Dick could see that her panties had gotten wedged between her pussy lips, and that the cameltoe featured a noticeable wet spot. Red pubic hairs decorated the surrounding area, uncovered by her skimpy choice of clothing.

Starfire clapped, releasing Dick’s hands in the process. “Quite wonderful! Delightful to watch!”

Barbara breathed deeply, smiling with flushed cheeks. As much as Dick loved her blowjobs, she loved giving them just as much. It was a kink to feel his manhood stuffed down her throat, wedged in there so deeply that she could barely breathe.

Beaming, Starfire grasped her panties and bra. “Let us continue!”

She tore the clothing away effortlessly. Dick was well acquainted with his girlfriend’s beauty. Her slim body even entranced Barbara, who looked almost enviously over Starfire’s slim and tall figure.

“You next!” Starfire said.

“Huh? Wait, one second, I can do it myself—” Barbara protested.

Her complaints fell on deaf ears as Starfire straddled her and yanked at her clothes. Barbara was stripped quickly, squealing. Starfire leaned down and connected their lips.

The Tamaranean showed off her love for kissing, demonstrating it on Dick’s other lover in spectacular fashion. He could hear his girlfriend slipping Barbara some tongue, kissing with vigor. Wet sounds and moans echoed away from the entwined beauties. 

Dick found himself staring at their drooling pussies that were facing toward him. On top was Starfire’s hairless and taut lips, while on the bottom was Barbara’s hairy crotch, complete with puffy lips that stuck out visibly. He’d been inside both, and he knew that they were equally incredible in different ways.

They were calling out to him. Dick rose up on his knees, hastily dragging his underwear off. It only took him a second to choose between the two options.

“MPHF!” Barbara moaned as his dick was slammed into her.

Starfire broke apart from their kiss, smiling brightly at the woman beneath her.

“Our Dick has such a large dick,” she said. “Isn’t it wonderful the way it pounds against our squelchy insides? It always feels as if he’s going to break me.”

“Yeah!” Barbara hissed. “Something like that!”

It had been almost two years since the last time she’d taken his manhood inside her. Barbara’s pussy was unused to this kind of treatment; even when he went slowly, Dick’s sheer size made her cunt expand to its utmost, putting her through feelings no other man could achieve.

Tonight, the reunion was occurring with Starfire on top of her, the beautiful alien’s face smiling and watching Barbara’s pleasure carefully. “I know! I have always wished to try this, but Friend Raven would not agree!” Starfire exclaimed.

“Wait, what are you—” Barbara exclaimed.

She couldn’t even finish the query before Starfire had grabbed both of her thick and rounded breasts, squishing them within her orange fingers and bringing the nipples to her lips. Her teeth nipped at the pink flesh… Or maybe they really bit in, because Barbara screamed.

“Was I too forceful?” Starfire asked.

“Again!” was Barbara’s only answer, putting that idea to rest quickly.

Meanwhile, as his girlfriend played with Barbara’s top half, Dick was busy pounding her lower half. He could feel Barbara’s insides shaking. She was just as tight as the last time they did this, exerting such a squeeze on his cock that he could barely fit all of it into her. 

Starfire’s extra weight helped keep Barbara stationary, letting Dick go all out without fear of accidentally knocking her off of the bed. That had happened once or twice in the past.

PLAM! PLAM! PLAM!

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Barbara moaned. She was bending her back, lifting her tummy as Starfire feasted on her tits and Dick devastated her cunt. Getting doubleteamed by the couple left Barbara squirting in no time, though Dick’s penis blocked any of it from leaking.

He winced, grunting almost to himself.

“I’m gonna cum,” he moaned.

Starfire lifted her head long enough to look back at him. “Inside, inside!” she urged happily.

Dick waited, giving a chance for Barbara to disagree, hearing nothing.

So he creampied her cunt with a load just as thick as what she swallowed.

“Oooh! It is my turn now, my turn!” Starfire exclaimed.

She slid off of Barbara, leaving the regular woman laying stunned on her back, and floated into the air, pointing her pussy toward Dick. Smiling, Dick leaned back, bracing himself against the headboard, and nodded.

Starfire flew at him, impaling herself on his dick and moaning loudly. She flew back and forth, keeping her floating body level, bouncing on his cock horizontally.

“I feel pleasured! My crotch is on the fire!” Starfire shouted happily. 

Dick was busy grunting and moaning. Grunting because it felt like a blow from Killer Croc every time Starfire rammed herself down on him, and moaning because she was so tight on the inside.

There was a flash of movement. A recovered Barbara moved swiftly, swinging herself up on top of Starfire, her face hovering above Star’s crotch while her hair pussy settled on the Tamaranean’s face.

Barbara didn’t even speak, just started licking Starfire’s clit and fingering it with her thumb, really digging the finger against the sensitive bean. Starfire adjusted beautifully, grabbing Babrara’s rippling cheeks and using the position to eat out her fellow redhead.

The only break that Starfire took was to briefly pull her face away and announce, “Your semen tastes as wonderful as ever, Dick!”

“Thanks,” he grunted, but he wasn’t sure if it was intelligible to the girls at all. Frankly, neither of them were in a listening mood.

Starfire was busy eating Barbara out and slamming her body down, desperate for her own creampie, while Barbara was putting her all into working Star’s clit, pleasuring her with tongue and finger in tandem. Combined with Dick’s fat dick, she managed to make Star cum before too long, though Starfire got an orgasm out of Barbara not long after that as the Tamaranean took a squirt blast across her cheeks and forehead. 

Dick’s testicles swelled. He grabbed Starfire’s hips and although he was too weak to physically move her, she took it as her queue to speed up, slamming into him so hard that tiny fractures began spreading in the bedframe.

Barbara sat up to avoid getting bucked face first into Dick’s washboard abs. She hurled her arms around his shoulders a second later and sank her teeth into the side of his neck, chewing and sucking on him hard, leaving hickeys with passion fueled by long separation.

“It is my turn! I feel it coming!” Starfire exclaimed.

She was right. Seconds after her exclamation, Dick let loose inside her pussy, cumming all over her womb. It was a slightly smaller load than what Barbara got, since it was his third in a short span of time, but Starfire didn’t care about that. The alien funneled her happiness into eating Barbara out with more energy, making Barbara cum again before long.

The girls traded Dick back and forth two more times until his pecker couldn’t hold up a second longer. As he lay on his back, Barbara Gordon cuddled against his left side and Starfire doing the same on his right, Dick stared at the ceiling in silence. He was slightly scared that he was about to wake up and discover it was all one excellent wet dream.

But that moment never came, and as it settled in that this was reality, he found himself smiling. 

Starfire noticed, lifting her head. “You are happy.”

“Of course he is,” Barbara scoffed, though she was smiling. “Any man would be with both of us in his arms.”

“Guilty,” Dick said, smiling sheepishly and drawing giggles from his lovers.

A satisfied look settled over Starfire’s face.

“What is it?” Dick asked, knowing that his girlfriend was thinking something.

“I was right,” Starfire declared. “The solution WAS simple.”

Neither Dick nor Barbara could disagree.