TG Caption - Absolutely Normal Day (Patreon)

Tomorrow will be an absolutely normal day. Nothing is special about it. Absolutely nothing. Well, that's if we exclude some things that one may consider very unusual. 

Have you ever heard about what we call "The Anomaly Day"? The Anomaly Day, as it's known, is a rare phenomenon that happens once in every 100 years according to the witnesses - because no one can really explain or predict what is going to happen on this day. It would be pretty far-fetched to call it a celebration, even if it's a somewhat entertaining event. To clarify, imagine yourself in a situation: you're a healthy person with no bad habits - you have a strong repulse towards smoking or drugs, you are a convinced gym rat, and even the small devil on your shoulder tries to convince you to relax a bit and indulge even in a single bite of junk food. Now that you have this picture in your head, I have to congratulate you because you are now officially dead. Yep, dead as the fashion sense of your neighbour, all because The Anomaly Day decided to play a "funny" joke on you specifically, giving you a striking stroke and leaving you to die for no particular reason at all(trust me, this had happened to one man from Oklahoma). This is how twisted this day may be, even if general opinion on it seems to be pretty light-hearted. Well, it's a once-in-hundred-years phenomenon, so there's nothing surprising about people being a bit excited for it. And yes, I myself am a gym rat of sorts, so the sole existence of stories like these makes me shiver like a terrified wet kitten on the streets.

Some claim that there is some symbolism about what kind of anomaly will catch you in particular, but I personally don't believe that, nor do I think I should break my brains thinking about something that I will forget about the day after. Who knows what the hell I'll have to deal with? In reality - nothing, as long as I stay in my small house and don't go anywhere, as the anomalies seem to touch only the outside world.

At 9AM, I slowly opened my eyes, only to be met with a striking sunlight straight into my eyes - perhaps the sole reason why my sweet sleep got disrupted. There goes the familiar scent of sweat in my room and clouds of dust particles that I am a bit too busy to take care of. I don't usually worry about my room looking like a complete shithole, for I am the one and the only visitor most of the time. I looked around, searching just in case for anything that may seem unusual or out of place. From what I've noticed, my room looked exactly the same as it used to be, good. My body? Feels like it's all clean and smooth, though perhaps a bit flaccid for now. Same thick arms with muscle mass that almost seems solid on a touch, same tall posture with confidently straightened spine, same face with flat chin and stern eyes. Man, I really could be a good testosterone-filled model with a body like this. Perhaps, this is where I will stay for the entire day to keep myself safe. I think I forgot to mention that I have my own tiny section for working out daily. Wouldn't call it a full-on gym, but it's still enough for me to maintain a relatively buff structure without any help of chemicals that would rather help me to fuck my health up instead. 

Just as I got up and planned to head straight to my beloved chambers of weights and bars, the loud buzzing came straight from my pocket. The message on my phone was from some girl I picked up yesterday. Was I really that drunk that I couldn't remember that I banged someone a day ago? What was her name again, Eve or something? Well, to be fair, indulging in sexual activities did become one of my hobbies, at least somewhat. I personally don't like the nickname "player" as an insult. I don't care about anything above all that though, unlike this girl who wrote something along the lines of…

So you claim yourself to be a caring guy and then kick me out once you came, but not even letting me to? Fuck you

"Fuck you too," I muttered in response, sending her the exact same message with frigid smirk on my face, despite irritation basically leaving burn marks all over my body. 

She blocked me, what a fucking joke. It's not my fault that you jump into my bed first and then try to follow your rules. Upon deleting the chat with her, I decided to relax a bit by lifting two 11kg dumbbells at once to warm-up a bit. I was still frustrated. My ego can't be that weak, yet some girl is making me unnecessarily angry, I hate it. That's when something outside of the window caught my attention. Is that a fucking seal? On the road? Oh, yeah, The Anomaly Day... In the rush of frustration I completely forgot that I have to get used to the weird stuff, at least for today. Speaking of weird stuff, could it be that I feel this intense anger only because of this? Ehh, I can bear it. For now I just need to carry this seal somewhere else before this poor thing meets some random car. I know I had said that I need to stay in my room for the entirety of the day, but come on, I'm gonna make it quick.

The door was slammed open and I stepped outside, letting the sharp air pierce through my nostrils. The scent in the air was quite peculiar, somewhat reminiscent of a soft lavender. To be fair, my knowledge in flowers is quite lacking, so I just pulled out the first thought I had on my mind. Well, aside from the aforementioned seal on the road and few shooting stars in the sunny sky, everything else was rather casual. Is this the grand "anomaly day" we've been anticipating for so long? I suppose it can't get weirder than that. As I effortlessly picked up the poor seal and carried it away from the road, I could only hope that it would find its eventual way to.. well, definitely not home, but somewhere else. 

As I realized on my way back, the scent was starting to literally assault my nostrils. I don't remember having any allergy for flowers or this aroma specifically, so it still must have been just another anomaly of sorts. Well, living 

"ACHOOO-.." I couldn't hold it any longer. "Fuck.." 

Burns. It came unexpectedly, so I swore it scratched the walls of my neck and nearly made my eyeballs jump out of their sockets. Hm, now that I think about it... I am pretty sure that the chick from tomorrow had the same scent - she was also the one who told me that it was lavender. As I went inside of my small house in the middle of nowhere again, my worst fear came to life - the scent didn't go anywhere. I started suspecting that it was simply above my upper lip now. Perhaps, I just got to know that I can experience some allergic reactions to some flowers.

Itchy. The body is itching everywhere and I can't even understand how exactly. It's like it's inside my skin and even when I rub it with my trimmed fingernails, it doesn't go anywhere or, even worse, - becomes even more unbearable. It doesn't help that it's also pretty hot. For whatever reason. The spring barely even started, yet I felt like burning under the scorching August sun, not to mention that I live in a rather cold region. No, screw it. I quickly took off my T-shirt alongside my shorts, now residing in simple slightly oversized swimming trunks. There was nothing funny about that, I literally stepped out for not more than 3 minutes!

As the heat wasn't going anywhere and the scent kept on messing up with my nose, my phone rang again and a message popped out on the screen. That girl again. Did she forget to say some other insult, so she purposefully unblocked me? How dumb. But as the first thought crossed my mind, the text on my phone basically started swimming all over the screen as I got around 16 messages from the girl at once. Damn, I must have pissed her off quite a lot. I picked the phone up, quickly looking through messages that still kept on coming, as if some sort of endless rainfall. In short, all of them could only be described as something of this nature...

Are you here??

don't ignore me you asshole

TURN ME BACK

I HATE YOU

what the fuck did I even do to you

"What the hell are you yapping about", I sent in irritation.

dumbfuck, I'd see what you would've said if I made your ass female

She blocked me again. Not only did she say some of the most confusing stuff I've heard, but accused me of something I had zero idea about! Whatever, I think I should just somehow endure the growing itching all over my body. The sharp air started filling my nostrils once again as my throat got tickly, causing me to cough a few times to overshadow the increasing irritation inside my neck. 

"Ehe-mmmmm~," I moaned through my lips, covering them a second later.

It's as if my pitch rose for a few seconds to an unrealistic degree for my low voice. It sounded as if some girl hummed by my side, clearly overpowering me in terms of volume. 

"Ehem, what just-?" I relaxed slightly once I heard that my voice was still the same. "That was weird, fufu-u-u~" 

This again. I playfully lengthened the final word, giving it a slightly curly edge. Thanks, but I hate it. The moment I thought that I started getting used to it, itching got worse again...

"Fufu-ha!~" my throat clenched by itself, forcing a cute moan out again.

The feelings overwhelmed my body so much that I didn't even care about my bangs falling before my eyes - my hair grows quite fast and I am too busy to go get a haircut to get rid of stupid strands sticking into my eyes. But it didn't matter that much, as at this exact moment the itching deepened straight into my fingers as I automatically extended them and struck the air with my fingernails and toenails that started growing, as if pushing themselves out of my skin with slightly tingling sensation - not too far, but not the length of an average male's nails either.

"Oh, so girly.. Grrr," I tried my best to surpass the giggle by groaning, yet it was no use. "Oh, ugheeheee.." 

It was as if my body was playing a dirty joke on me by turning my words into something adorable, playful, and... feminine? Wait, I did just call myself girly? Cheeks! It went to my cheeks that started itching and tingling. I tried to bit them, but this pain was just a background noise to the ongoing sensation all over my body. 

"Eep! So much space there!" giggle. "S-Stop!" my attempts to fight it were rather desperate. "Stop being so gentle!"

The more it went, the harder it was for me to hold myself back as my knees weakened and I used my bed as a support once a sharp tingle got my eyes from inside, forcing them to roll as I felt a deep push all over my head, it felt like someone was squeezing my brains out by pushing their nails inside, just like into my fertile pussy. Wait, what the fuck am I saying? Even though my hair was covering my view for a while now, it was painfully obvious to me that my face was not my own anymore when my nose perked up slightly and my tough chin rounded below my reddened cheeks and dispelled cheekbones. Speaking of hair, I swore I could feel it tickling the top of my spine just below my shoulders now. The sensation went to my back, pushing my waist forward with audible click, yet, suspiciously, little to no pain. At this point, I had no control of my vocal chords that started relaxing their tight strings and coming in terms with high-pitched voice that completely defeated me. It was literally pushing and forcing its way out. I hated every single word and sound coming from my mouth, but they were flowing like on some sort of wave, like my tongue was simply pushing my melodic sounds out of my throat. Melodic? Great, now it's flooding  my brains too.

"Ahaha-a-a-, how naughty of me to expose my... oh!" I bit my lip, looking at my boxers that fell down, leaving my oddly erect cock in all its glory. "I don't like this thing!~" stupid giggle again. 

That was when my thighs started shaking to the uncontrollable degree, forcing me to fall on my knees as the itchy sensation pushed the curve of my butt up. Then, the senstations got so strong that I felt like I was about to explode with the incredible amount of liquid filling my ballsack out of nowhere, as I didn't even drink anything today yet. However, the small bag for my balls started increasing in sizes until they simply couldn't hold the growing pressure anymore.

"EEEEEP!~" even though it was rather painless, the drama queen inside me still yelped with a fake giggly moan when my ballsack burst and split in two. 

Instead of feeling burning pain or bleeding from my scrotum just tearing itself in half, I simply felt an insane sensation of what I can only describe as need. Need to have these two hanging lips between my legs, need to have two working ovaries where my testicles used to be just a few seconds ago, need to be NEEDED. The two new lips between my legs tensed up a tiny bit, positioning themselves properly as a great waterfall of sticky juices was left as the only leftover of their sudden birth. 

"Ahaaaa~, now that's better!" I laughed to myself, enjoying the feeling of my small dick slowly slipping on top as a decorative button, a shiny new clit. 

As such, my skin started stretching out, turning my perfectly toned waist into a smooth surface, merging all my abs into one, thick and weakened stomach. Now, finally, the turn of my breasts that I instinctively placed my palms around once the itching started concentrating on the edge of my nipple, making it pinker and sharper. Seeing how my chest was rounding and squeezing itself out with two meaty forms, some silly part of me still tried to cling on to my fading masculinity, which is a bit adorable and slightly pathetic, if I'm being honest!~

"Mmmmnnnn," I bit my lip once my boobs fully formed themselves, ending their sparkling debut with a struggling bounce. "Look how good I turned out.." another giggle escaped my lips as I licked them slightly with the very tip of my tongue. 

As I was fixing my longer hair and turning it into a small bun, my eyes started wandering around my room. Wow, who lives in this mess? A hopeless rat who can't even keep his bed clean? Oh no, no, no, no! We can't keep this mess present if we want guys and girls to enter it and not feel like they just stepped into a big pool of mud! Oh, yeah, today's the fabled Anomaly Day! Why, perhaps, I should just walk outside and let the magic do its work with these useless dumbbells and weights!

"But I don't have any clothes..." I muttered to myself with a slight pout. "How exciting!" the smirk quickly returned on my face.

There was some newfound confidence, so I picked up two dumbbells. Heavy! With noodle arms like mine, I'm afraid, there's no way I'm making it that easily until the sunset comes. Another pout decorated my slightly plump lips as I sighed with barely audible whistle. That said, their new place is outside! Perhaps, this world can find a better use for them! As I walked out, in the distance there was an unfamiliar silhouette. I may be a bit of an airhead now, but I know my neighbours quite well - he was not one of them. By squinting my eyes just a tiny bit, I noticed the man in the distance carrying some heavy boxes in his arms. At least, they looked quite heavy once I noticed how sweaty and worked-up the guy was. 

"Wow, on a day like this acting so carelessly?" I whispered in some awe. "That's so-o-o-o hot~" I dramatically exclaimed to myself. 

Well, it was not a complete lie, pass all my feigned artistry. If my eyes weren't playing games with me, there was definitely one kind of handsome guy a few meters away! And not to mention that he was either completely oblivious to what kind of effects today might have on him or brave enough to ignore it. Either way, I simply couldn't help but admire him from a distance. 

However, my thoughts got interrupted once he switched his attention to me. Hm, slightly longer hair, crimson eyes, pretty tall, not to mention the pretty broad shoulders of his. Perhaps I'm going a bit overboard though, mh~.

"Oh, I almost forgot that I am completely naked, hehe.." I mumbled as I lowered my gaze to my completely exposed form. "Hey, handsome!" I waved to him with a loud giggle. "Could you help my clumsy out too?" 

"H-Huh?" the man's eyes narrowed, only to expand drastically the moment after. "It was you..! Did you turn me into this?!" he pointed at me with weak anger in his voice. 

..Wait, what?

"Ehhh?!" I gasped dramatically, furrowing my eyebrows in confusion. "Whatcha talking about, huh?!"

The man was not satisfied with my answer - I could clearly see that in his crimson eyes, which, ironically, started shaking and a slightly visible wet layer appeared all over them. He looked a bit too boyish to just casually break down in front of me like a boy who accidentally hit his pinky toe against something hard.

"Hey, hey, no need to cry!" I reached out with worry all over my heart as I placed my hand over his shoulder.

"You're pretending again!" he almost ripped the words out of his throat as he stared at me with fury on his face. "D-Don't you remember last night?!"

"Last night..?"

Only then it finally struck me! Aha! So this was the, erm, girl I picked up a night ago? Poor thing, she probably was so disgusted by the antics of the former me, mmm.. But this didn't bother me nearly as much compared to the fact that she, or rather he, was now a handsome man! Could it be that The Anomaly Day decided to tweak him the same way as it made me such a beauty?

"I didn't do anything!" I crossed my arms in offense, turning my head away with indifferent expression.

"How are you gonna explain you being a girl then?! It has to do something with you and not this anomaly day, whatever!" the man tilted his head skeptically.

"Shush! How do you even recognize me?" this question was actually quite genuine.

"I saw you turning into this through the window," he answered almost nonchalantly. "You definitely tried to mask yourself as an innocent girl!"

"W-WHAT?! You creeped on me?!" I took a step back, shouting at him in a false dramatic tone.

Of course, he had all the reasons to be mad at me. Unlike my former self, at least now I actually feel some remorse for being one kind of an asshole. Eve does nail it as a guy though! Hehe, completely lost any knowledge or appeal to gym and stuff, yet I'm still able to recognize that the man before me is very attractive!

"I.. I simply wanted to slap you for being such a jerk!" Eve shouted back, pointing his finger at me.

He had a point, I gotta admit it. I lowered my eyes, biting on my bottom lip slightly as I suddenly felt a weird weight of shame over my rounded shoulders.

"Sorry, dear.." I mumbled in guilt.

"Huh, you better be," he said, shaking his head slightly and rolling his eyes.

"I have nothing to do with your transformation though!" the playful tongue broke through my lips.

"Oh, don't give me that look, you.. what the hell you even are?"

He quickly explored me from feet to head, which was not surprising considering that I was completely naked. Well, I probably looked like an average girl too, but the sudden silence that fell upon us both made me think that... My small change in appearance did get some spark out of Eve. Actually, it felt really good being looked at with this tempting gaze, hehe. And I was pretty sure that the same thought crossed Eve's mind, as soon enough, a sly smirk spread along his now-though lips.

"Ohhh... So that's how you are playing, hm?" he raised an eyebrow.

Oh-oh, did I just get myself in "trouble"? How clumsy of me, hehe!

"Fine, I'll help you out, but for a fitting price," he crossed his arms, the smug smile never fading away from his face.

"Perrrrfect!" this was a happy, perhaps too excited giggle of mine, but I simply couldn't hold back. "I-I mean, ughhh! Why do men only want one thing?!" I rubbed my neck with a phoney pout.

"Ugh, shut your trap," Eve seemed to take offense at me calling her a man.

He helped me carry all the dumbbells outside. To be completely fair, it was somewhat adorable seeing Eve trying to adjust to these new muscles of his! Part of me was wondering why his mind wasn't affected by the euphoria from transformation, unlike me, but I suppose we had different ways of changing, hm? Well, perhaps, he will change, pun entirely intended, his mind after I'll help him out with his sweet revenge, hmmm?~

As we walked into my house again, you couldn't look at me and not see a pure excitement on my face. If you were a complete stranger, you would get an idea that I could start giggling viciously at any given moment like a frickin' villainess!

So, I stood there before the handsome guy and my mind was already anticipating all the different ways he could have his way with me! Just imagining it was enough to drive my thoughts wild, turning them into a massive wildfire of passion where my pussy is being pounded relentlessly, tickling my tight inner world with hot precum as the only lubricant, the stories where I use my two average-sized mounds to try and squeeze the massive length of Eve, the stories where I kiss his dignity, giving him a gentle suck straight into the reddened tip while my tongue instinctively rolls over the small hat of his. Wow, there has to be a complete flood between my squished together hips now.

Even though I expected it to start with a rough kiss or a few fingers inside my entrance, things had taken a bit of a different turn. Eve extended his hand forward, putting his two fingers over the edge of my softened nipple and pulling it slightly. It's as if this small pinch sent me to the very clouds of heaven as a throaty gasp broke through my lips.

"Ah-..!~"

Very unexpected, yet the pretty boy was gentle enough to make me giggle right away due to how warm the sensation actually made me feel. And I mean literally - a tiny pinch literally made the flesh of my boobs tighten and fill up, turning relaxed and shy peaks of mine into two enlarged buds. Either he knew that having your nipples touched rough sucks or he simply wasn't too confident. I was into it regardless!

Eve approached me from behind, gently placing his hands over my soft mounds and giving them a first, almost experimental squeeze that tickled me in all the right ways with how shocking the sensation of having my breasts touched was.

"Mmmnyaahh, naughty!" I giggled with a perverted tone.

"Mh, mh," Eve's face remained neutral, but I just could feel this growing smile on his face.

He started off slowly, putting his dear time into giving me breasts all the needed attention. Sometimes he teasingly stopped for a few seconds, making me anticipate it to a crazy degree, especially now that my nipples were all hard with blood pressure concentrated inside them. His fingers moved in a way that was driving me insane with how they circled over my nipples, like two teasing streams of wind, omitting the most sensitive spot with a slightly cold feeling on my areolae. Oh, and the pulse, the pulse that was beating inside me, causing my boobs to tremble with every single breath of mine.

"Ahhhnnn~~" I couldn't contain the moan. "Harder..!"

"Be patient," Eve said strictly.

Gulp. Damn, this feels so damn good and he has the audacity to keep teasing me like that? Oh, no, I'm gonna take the matter in my hands - literally. I slowly lowered my hand between my hips, gently rubbing my pussy with three fingers while the pleasure was building up in my chest. I could literally feel Eve inside me already! Oh, it must feel awesome to have her little buddy riding through my tight tunnels. I kept on digging my fingers deeper, warming up my hot and wet entrance for what will come soon enough.

"Hmmm.." you could hear the build-up of excitement inside Eve too who already started rubbing his cock alongside my exposed spine.

Just as I anticipated, the squeezes became more rough as I caught myself nibbling on my own bottom lip while moving my few fingers alongside my wet crotch. The way his dick was sliding on my back too! It was as if he was ready to enter me at any given moment and catch me off guard as he simply kept on rubbing my two breasts, sometimes pulling both of them in different directions which made me simply giggle quietly - it was not particularly exciting or arousing(despite me literally preparing my moisturized vagina for what's to come), but I found it rather endearing with how playful Eve was, especially with gentle squeezes of his fingers that started right beneath my nipples. Not me mention these times when I pushed my hips together and he squeezed my breasts right after - he knew damn well what I needed!~

"Good..There," I muttered once my hips started shaking.

"Yes, I noticed.." Eve mumbled to my ear in his sensual, low tone, as he went on a higher pace to rub his dick along my back.

"Yes, there-there, cutie.." I giggled.

There we go! He started getting rougher, moving faster and faster, his touch becoming rougher and rougher! So much so that my pussy was already begging for it! She was so inviting that I literally could count seconds until the perfect time for him to enter me approached. Alright! Four, he got even faster - his juices were literally all over my back as he was now using his fingers to push my nipples in and tickle them slightly. Three, I couldn't hold back anymore, literally moaning out with the hint of need and excitement. Two, he stopped squeezing them, so he simply started running his fingers over my nipples and making them bounce in different directions - sensation good enough to make me roll my eyes from a short signal that went both into my brain and my steady pussy. One, I was already getting out of his grasp with how much I wanted this to happen as I deliberately inserted my index and middle finger between my bottom lips to push them open. And then..!

The feeling of his hot cum sprouting all over my exposed back that made me literally frozen in place with his hands stopping their sensual massage and his cock relaxing just few inches above my ass that was just a few seconds ago shaking with desire. What the hell was he doing?

"..Mmmm, dear, this is not.." I said in small irritation as my clenched pussy relaxed and I lost the perfect moment to be pleasured to full extent.

"Oh? Really?"

Eve was behind me, but I could clearly hear him smiling through his fake words that screamed with little to no surprise! Was this some sort of game to him, leaving me on the edge of my seat of pleasure as he just walks away with pants full of joy?!

"Well, at least now you know how it feels when someone climaxes before you get to know what actual female orgasm feels like," Eve fixed his trousers and buttoned his pants.

And I couldn't say anything - I was too dumbfounded to even mutter a word as he just...

"No! Wait!" I yelped in desperation when panic started settling down in my throat, mixed with leftovers of my disappearing arousal. "Please!"

"I told you I'm going to take revenge, hehe?" the man giggled and forced an innocent expression on his face. "Male body feels good though! Better than I expected!~"

"W-Wait, this is not.."

The door slammed shut and my expression fell. Of course. Of course this would be the only revenge he could've ever taken on me. Then, the weakness surrounded my body and I feel on my bed with pout of offense. I was completely and utterly heartbroken!

"Well.." sadness fell upon me as I looked around my messy room. "...Heh, at least I have some time to clean it up a bit before more hotties come in!"

Even though my final giggle was forced, I never regretted a second of what had happened. And by this I mean that I never ever wanted to be a guy again after feeling how good this body was in reality. Hehe, it's not like I was ever that masculine to begin with. Something inside just had... to force its way out.~