Sir Jean , p1 (Patreon)

PRONUNCIATION GUIDE: Say "circumcision" with a goofy french accent.

Here's something I kicked around for a bit when I got one of those writing toys that looks like a speak-and-spell but it's just for writing and nothing else! I wrote this whole thing and never used the speak-n-spell again. But before I decided to blow it up with fireworks, I took the story off of it's small internal storage, made it make less sense, and am gonna try to pull it off. Just to prove to myself I can finish something again.