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Your Bodyguard Helps You Sleep (F4F) (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-04 01:10:59
Imported:
2026-06

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Was I thinking about Evelyn and Astra from ZZZ when I did this? Yes. However, I tried to keep it from being a super specific fandom ASMR.

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Mayday

HOLY YURI!!!!

The Atheist Reverend

“Well folks, pride month began with a bang this year! Tabloids were abuzz today over the latest celebrity to “come out”. Idol sensation Astra Yao was photographed at a fan meet-and-greet making out with another woman! Sources claim that this paramour, a first in Ms. Yao’s career, was none other than Evelyn Chevalier, her manager and chief of security. While the Idol’s label did not offer any official comment, they did state that new merch would be available to fans before the end of the month. When reached for comment herself, Ms. Yao had this to say: ‘Music has and always will be my first love. But my heart is big enough for more! Evelyn has been special to me since the moment she stepped into my life, and I finally feel comfortable expressing that. Evelyn and I have a lot to discuss still, and this *will* change things, but I hope my fans still know that I adore them and will never stop performing for them! I hope they can be happy for us, as we explore this new part of our lives!’ When reached for comment, Ms. Chevalier destroyed a ¥5.000.000 camera and threatened the life of our reporter. Witness described it as “scarousing”. Reactions to this new development have been mixed, but mostly positive. It remains to be seen how this will affect sales of Ms. Yao’s new album.”