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We Tried the Most EXPENSIVE Alcohol in the World [EXTENDED] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-09 20:00:05
Edited:
2025-09-24 02:50:22
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2026-06
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JP#94

Hell yeah

J

Lesgo

Caleb Justice

Answer is always no until you ask bro

alex

Joe baijiu

Chines

i'm happy that my hard earned money funded this

SoriMasn

Chadcock h a d c o c k

Teapnat

this made me subscribe

The worm

That stout fighting back

Fernando Navarrete

you know its bad when even they cut out the Chinese comment from Patreon but Chad still shows his whole hog

Windows XP

THAT'S CONK CREET BABY

yes bro

First to rub my tip

RedSaiyan

foof icon hell yeah

Windows XP

Bro what did they say about Chinese people

grimnee

they call me house......... house md

freddy josh

If my $20 shirt gets stained by $2000 a bottle red wine does it make it worth more? This is the most with the boys philosophy I’ve ever heard 😂

Bald Darcy

Bald Darcy Mention on YouTube cut !

Binko

now THIS is why i pay for the patreon

Cold Ones

There wasn’t a chinese comment, that was the whole meme 😂🫠

Cameron Baker

I know most of you skipped to 1:32:00… You dirty dirty

Emily

"what was that dom perignon?" "yeah im calling from dominos"

IMazzz

Bald Darcy stocks are on the come up after this one

Arekkusu

omfg they NEVER remember the swirl sauce on my pizza here and its the best part

Car6420

First to rub to you ❤️

Gordie

Love how Darcy got embarrassed because he said "ferty" when hes on set with Max and Chad. Dude, you could babytalk a whole episode and still sound like the most intelligent person in the room with them.

SammyC96

I will say Little Britain reference on a Cold Ones video was not on my 2025 original joke card.

Felix & Gene

wHERE did you get that baNANA LAMP !?!!?

JavaSames

This is my first video behind the patreon wall and it feels like I’ve just seen the wizard behind the curtain

Teapnat

Bro hell yes

Harvey m

does the fuckin cameraman have parkinsons

seb

poland mentioned but at what cost 💔

Isaac Brown

The tattoo Chad almost chose of “grower not a shower” makes sense now

Danny

I like how chad was more awkward about wearing the outfit than walking around completely naked

Jake Watts

i was so surprised when i heard him reference it, a man of culture it seems.

seb

darply taking care of max and chad when theyre drunk is so cute......

Kaya

Chad as a pinup in this outfit at the end 🤔

TONY JUPITER

Chad casually getting nude at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zephyr

U can tell they running out of video ideas

dallas

im sorry sherry reddit

Eli Holt

What war.... LOL

sooleh

chad spiking max with the double cheap mezcal is wild wtf

zurc wrld

i joined the patreon just for this lol XD

ratlas

I love u darcy

Jess

See meant? That’s Con Crete, Baby! (Give me the fucking Sober password I need to buy everything)

Justin Kay

Chad has a 3 year old? Is this a meme

Mrs.Beast3000

You cant gaslight us lil bro release the chinese cut

Shew

lol I just joined the patreon like 2 days and this is the newest upload I’ve seen as well.

shitdick

ikr! I'm so happy for you. the fan engagement.

Em

if you asked me on a monday i’d say YEEEEEEEEES🪈

SlamWeasel

That shit make me wanna tell all my friends about the patreon

shitdick

Darcy, you're a real G for suggesting them to bring the pizza on set for Patreon. Thanks for that one.

b4byc4ts

Happy birthday max

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Moleri

The end was so fucked

Kari K

Mista bean

gang gang

Fortnite in real life

Noah Hagan

Chad served cunt💅

Sir DigitalAndrew

why's chad's caulk so small? brothda has a chode

beebo

port mentioned. a 0.75L bottle of tawny is between 5/8 euros here. i always steal it because im an alcoholic and i still cant afford it❤️

Mattias

because he's morbidly obese so most of his dick is inside his fat

Mattias

chill on chad

Luka Stankovic

First time patron… will recommend this to my family

Hectagoon

Get Lachlan back on, or more guests, it’s really good chemistry

thegees

thank you for correcting him max it's PATRONS

Barch

hold up, Chad has a kid? thats 3 years old???

Filthy Hyena (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 11:00 God please leave in the racism. I pay good money to laugh at drunk fucks with no filter
2025-08-11 02:36

Zipplye

Straight fax

Kyle Conlon

“Committing” to the “bit”

Desirae

LEAVE THE RACISM IN IT, drunk ppl no filter funn e

SmokingSlav

Still waiting for them to try Slovakian Slivovica or Borovicka 😞

SmokingSlav

I’ve been a member for like 2-3 years maybe n barely hop on - but the Mario fucking a Goomba animation has made all those months of paying worth it

Barch

he said in the video

Shockmaster

I'm here for Chad's cock and Chinese Racism.

mbriacodepaese

I have super mega death alcoholic aids

Tucker

Max gotta start smokin meth or sumn he makin me yaaaawn

Kari K

Team mista bean = like Team mista beast = comment

Basje

Finally a cock for my money, i'm pleased sir.

Lixerium

This may be a dumb suggestion for preserving the wine, but if you put tin foil on the top of the bottle it'll help preserve it. I used it on a bottle of Prosecco when I was attempting to make flirtinis for my bf's birthday. The flirtini was a reference to the Old Greg episode of the Mighty Boosh.

Drew G

Most domino's I had in America was shitty. Cold pizza is good fo real tho

Drew G

Australian Domino's looks far better than my Local American Dominos

greg figueroa

when hitting the mezcal chad was saying rings, you gotta have a ring on your finger for it to make any noise

DarkLordDuck

dominos in america makes me sick every time, makes my ass stink to high heaven or want to vomit

Nick Gerr

We pay our membership to see everything uncensored, this is bullshit

Buff Boff

My name is Deece

Buff Boff

"You get to a point where you don't give a fuck about how anyone thinks you did anything" Wise words from Max who has been on youtube for forever

Jegg

Please continue to censor racist Chinese shit. I'm Chinese.

More Soup

Jess, you’re a legend for putting the song name in the intro

delank

i have chaids

Sameer Datta

Chad is looking cute this episode keep it up big dog!

Makdaddyb_

Chad, you need your rent paid? Keep on the butler outfit and come to Canada. I’ll put you to work.

LodOJello

bullshit censored pansies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BigCharles

Why the censorship bruh Come on. This is what we pay for!

Joseph Knibb

what in the big brother 1985 is this censoring

Matt

CENSORSHIP? IN MY PATREON VID? WTF

Rick

Fucking crybaby. Go outside.

beebo

57:38 chad u aint slick..i See You.....

JP#94

Stfu retard he has a point

beebo

holy shit cold ones fans love racism

Tucker

Ya bad vibes tbh

landan ross

Thats not what racist is grow a pair

beebo

you dont have reading comprehension. whatever chad joked abt was fine. its the comments whining abt so called censorship that are making me feel like they might not be joking. what are u, fucking chinese?

Nat

Dull ass point

Cody

New member 💪💪💪

shitdick

it's not about actual racism. it's a comedy device. (lighten up!)

Koster

cancel while you can

LodOJello

Damn this that Chinese shit!

shylo

Bruh I subbed to this to see the uncensored stuff and I can't see that chinese shi

Ry4n_Hugh3s

Penfold? Like the band???

Medicalshadow

It’s like $5 quit crying you broke cunt

JDoawp

Is Darcy saying "whichever you thought was the cheapest" on purpose to confuse these two regards or is he unware that saying "you have to drink the more expensive one" is simpler?

Yo Gurt

oh zip it bro dont u get it ?

beebo

lets kiss

juulia

thats how scott also said it in the og cheap vs expensive video so maybe thats why he says it like that

juulia

this was one of the best extended cuts like that ending is genius lmao i can't believe all the comments are whining about not seeing some fuckass chinese joke

Tyler

Konrete

Mace

man darcy has the patreons backs

shitdick

13:40 for what it's worth, you can openly drink at the park. I feel like it's not known enough, but yeah, perfectly legal. "Responsible consumption of BYO alcohol is permitted in the City of Melbourne's public parks and gardens by individuals or groups of 50 people or less." So you can pop over to Liquorland, grab a Grog mix pack with ya mates and head to the nearest green bit on Google Maps and have an ol yarn with sippies.

Paige

If complaining about censorship leads you to believe they're an advocate for actual oppression, you're inept.

beebo

oooh you wanna kiss me sooo badddd

JP#94

Man u fell off

Tucker

The “censorship” is literally the joke- max is playing on the audience’s expectations. People demanding hearing racist language is bad right Paige?

Vin

The beginning give that Darcy has to deal with the talent lmao

Air Fryer Darcy

That’s the career ending Chinese slur effect

Air Fryer Darcy

48:44 Erm achually 🤓☝️ the thin and crispy base is approximately 1.88cm bigger and has 5g more of every topping

low res max

i fell asleep 20 minutes in. the dream alcohol bottles look cool af. bombadillo didnt sound real so it was an armadillo 🙂

Reznor8

bombardilo crocodilo

Eddie

I CANNOT believe Max knows what a petri dish is

emmie chan

big chopper's family funhouse

Moses Mora

If you drank this wine on a Tuesday, I would’ve said yesssss

Uncledaddy

Max looks mentally drained listening to Chad read

Diesel

Vodka is like the truth. Everyone has their own. However, potato vodka is terrible, I definitely recommend grain vodka. Stop insulting Polish products like that, because you're really coming across as poor products that give you a very poor perspective. Anyway, my love from Poland, help me escape to Australia.

Gustav

Asphalt

Logan Shafer

They didn’t consider if the loser has to drink what they thought was cheap it’s just same as drinking the expensive one every time. Silly guys

Nero

Dawggggg the ending had me in fucking stitches 😂😂😂 I was not expecting Chad to go that far. I died and came back at the leg on the table in that lingerie 😂😂

OJC

To this shit make the Patreon so fucking worth the £4 a month love the content guys😭🍻😂

Gwion

fuckin oath on the thin and crispy pizzas. shit is goated

darcy fanboy

Can you censor everything but Darcy’s speaking roles

Warren Gibson

Anybody realize max put the bottle opener on chads dick then proceeded to keep using it to open bottles

Korean Darcy

Holy fucking shit these comments need to get a chinese life

Paige

No, troglodyte, it isnt.

ultbeast23

Nah I’m with the other dude. I wanted to know what they said about Chinese people. It could’ve been the funniest joke I’ve ever heard

Izz

would