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These TEMU Products Should Be BANNED! [EXTENDED] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-30 20:00:11
Edited:
2025-09-24 02:48:30
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2026-06
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Xæ

Let’s goooo

jay

Heat

iogaa

THIS SHIT BOUT 2 MOVIES LONG!!???!!!!???

Markiplonker

Mhm Chinese plastics, yes.. very well..

Kyler

I wonder what chad will put up his ass this time

Kadir N.

Nah fr tho, when darcy Execution??

Beelzebubbsaahhh

Now this is what I spend $5 bucks a month for

kenny

YESSSS MY SUB ENDS TODAY THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS TODAY

Majin Mathis

Yoooo I just subbed recently and I already reap rewards. Gonna watch this after I get outta the factory. Cheers!

Hourglass

The magic guy is Nikachu, not to be confused with Knickerchu

Cat

Get markiplier on

Jacob Lassiter

Seeing the cleanup on the reset was actually so satisfying

Jirfs

i really feel like chad could kill max in an archery accident and u guys would still post it. like 60% chance at least.

jj

Stop being poor

Pro Blues Player Darcy

Hes nikachu get the cunt on also I want that rug so fucking bad fog!

Tucker

2:33:18 this is why I pay $4.2k a mont XD

Tucker

Wait $5?

plol

What the fuck, I bought my condoms from Temu, now I have Chinese children

Silas Campbell

DID THEY REALLY MISS THE MOLE LESTER SHIRT 😭😭

RedxSoloCup

I can go for more Chad riding around town on bike

shitdick

Finally!! Now I know why Silas was saying on Twitch it'll be a good day. This vid has been a long time coming, having being referenced multiple times in recent vids.

Gordie

Max immediately looks so much younger without his glasses because he used hardly wear them. its like a blast from the past

Shae

HOW did they miss the “tongue fu master” shirt??😭😂

Oliver Williams

funny vehicle video when ( alibaba is better for vehicles look up surrons )

Oliver Williams

like if you buy 10 different things, do 5 races with max and chad on different things each time loser gets to pick next car/bike and winner gets to add to a kings cup or smth

Quanxi

you should turn the beer drink rug with chad on it into merch, i would buy that in a heartbeat

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Chines

i'm japanese

Dillosauras

chad is lowkey pretty damn good with those bows lol

Chines

They probably got more cancerous chemicals in them from this vid than the airfryer one

mbriacodepaese

Jess both keeping up with Chad and filming on a skateboard was goated

Cryo Clasm

Finally, 3 and a half hour video

Rudi

Yeah this episode might be goated

beebo

we <3 cleanup crew and jess thank you jess

Old Darcy

1:20:58 SAS MATE

Kylee Moore

Beeee rude roast me I love yall 3183932777

shitdick

lmfao Max's mischievous smile when Chad thinks he agreed to wear the Marge costume. Also I like the little insights from Jess in the added captions, that's a nice new addition.

shitdick

Yeah. I paused it. There's Silas, Leslie, Jess, Darcy, Liz. I'm surprised Leslie is there, he's with Grog rather than Cold Ones. Also, I'm starting to think Rowey is long gone now. Wonder what he's up to. He was a real G.

Poe9320

Darcy Chad is right, dry firing a bow can destroy the string

Manny

Finally Marge

Cryo Clasm

Sadly Darcy definitely broke the bow, dry firing a bow is like the number 1 thing you don't do

AWCY

yo is that the kayne robe at 15:39

beebo

i fucking loved the bike segment. this would be funnee

Shockmaster

2:24:42 Closest we'll get to a new maxmoefoePokemon video

sawdust

Chad goes crazy with bow and arrow who knew

Janis Schopf

"Oh, get the fucking pinus" from Chad Marge was too much for me. I dieded. This shit lit

Neag

Please contact me in advance if u ever need Chinese translations for a vid. Also make grog available in Beijing love u

Phil W

dude is there like a second hand cool shirtz site? I can't pay 75 bucks for a shirt </3 This site won't even let me make a heart broke emoji </3

Gel Darcy

Go camping but the only items you bring to survive are bullshit you buy on Temu/AliExpress

Brandon Carver

I think we might have peaked with Marge

SmokingSlav

It’s funny when u see behind the scenes how much of the show is rly choreographed by Darcy. The man could be a Hollywood producer / director after being able to create coherent episodes with these two.

BobbyBBrown

Need Grog in New Orleans

Adam Winter

Max didn't put on full bean outfit? I'm disappointed.

rob

based

rob

97 year old adrien still serves their eeffoc the costs a quarter way! Wowzer such a funny comment worth of a Reddit GOLD REEEEE 🤣🤣 X RAY VISION FOR 🅱️EANZZZ

Peyton Campbell

Australia max please open more pokemon cards

Unus Anus

Did anyone else notice how Chad was shaking for a good bit?

Henry Syrup

What was the last time everyone had a fizzy drink?

Old Darcy

C U S T A R D S I G N

shitdick

that was fuckin good. I like when they have fun. I liked the extra ending bit, more of that please. kinda sucked when Max phoned it in near the end, maybe next time take 10 and give him food or whatever, try get the energy going. must have been a long filming sesh, but just saying.

shitdick

I'm having a pineapple Fanta right now, it's pretty nice.

Erna

17:01 I'm surprised Scott knew French

Zoso Cox

Excellent video mates, one for the books. Keep making the cuts like this editor(s). Also Darcy and Jess are legends. Love you too Scott.

Zoso Cox

Rowey was a legend. Forever missed but not forgotten.

Erna

Wait I'm in vet school- I wish I could get the dog cement shirt...

Vukasin Toroman

They really got along better this video I think the videos are a lot more entertaining when they’re not so drunk

Custardman

can i PLEASE have the custard light, i am custardman

delank

When?

Chinese Max

He’s pulling the strings 🥸

Thomas

‘Temu be like: yeah there’s a little bit of tracking data in the link, don’t worry about it’ is so goated Scott never change

Sameer Datta

Can we please get Chad bike vlog where rides around while being filmed, would love to see the hijinks he would get up too! Thanks for all the content !

Takashi tamogoshi

Plz add more behind the scenes of the crew cleaning, love to see yall at work too

Zipplye

I like how after the Marge outfit bit was over Chad just slowly started looking more and more like just a guy with jaundice

Lukas

If only scott wasn‘t lithuanian

Adam

Where is the pond

dallas

can someone google whats in those little stretchy monkeys

Marc102

Tiny real monkeys

Marc102

No, Lupus

Candace

darcy holding chad's hand down the ladder was so cute

Vasiliki A

Where the fuck is the pond

PopsicleWilly

I just spent 3 hours of my life watching two guys open Chinese slop

James Whittaker

When will we see good mythical schmorning in a rug cleaning video?

low res max

sprecizely one hour of drunk fuckign dudes scrolling temu is what i pay 5 a moth for

Trey Robinson

they need to get the Temu excavator

deez nutz

Where did the cement meme come from fr

Megan

Scott make an only fans.

Greg Paul

😤GOUT ONLY FANS FTW😤

shitdick

it's just a meme, they didn't make it.

Michael Watson

It’s so funny watching non-Americans handling weapons. The amount of guns and bows/arrows just my family has purchased online I guess has desensitized my American brain

El pinche vato

Back when Scott was a part of the crew 🥀

ConeArmy

Thats the Marge Effect

bic boi

darcy dry firing that bow made my stomach drop

marge simpson

Chad has great aim with a bow and arrow I'll be honest

Bobbi_t_fan36

I work at a summer camp where we do archery and watching Darcy destroy the bow gave me flashbacks to a 12 year old who did something similar. Literally the first rule I tell the kids is "no dry firing" (shooting without an arrow), because it can completely demolish the strings and sometimes the actual frame, on both compound and regular bows. I was surprised Chad stringed the recurve properly. Most people get that wrong.