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We Ruined Kids Games with Alcohol [EXTENDED] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-13 20:00:08
Edited:
2025-09-24 02:46:45
Imported:
2026-06

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gabe

Good

Peyton Campbell

The PewDiePie tattoo video got removed :(

Gordie

Wow, you guys have been so timely with the patreon uploads lately! awesome awesome

Unknown Jpeg

I’m going to touch chad so good

BigGogMan

Chad sold me fent

Nighthawk121

Chad, please learn how to pronounce absinthe or I will lock you in my dungeon for all eternity.

Max

Bald Darcy on top

Marc102

Not his fault, he's like that because he drank too much absence.

Marc102

Man i love full retard Max

Khanroggi

There any cock or ass shots in there or just another dud

Dillosauras

get bald darcy on the pod

Mika Olvera

The reddit heard about this

Leviathanman

1:47:20 Ballad of buster scruggs

Apple

Chad talking about getting a pilot’s license , meanwhile Max already has the advanced forklift license

Kari K

FORGET THE YOGURT EFFECT GORILLA LAMP

Trevor Moore

Wasn't going to drink a lot tonight, but then Cold Ones posted, Thanks guys!

Ari Azure

Am I old? 😂 The paw patrol game is just a re-packaged version of “Don’t Break the Ice” but with the dog instead of a penguin. I used to play it growing up.

More Soup

He developed a lisp when his dad beat him with his vodka infused belt

More Soup

It’s gonna suck if Chad’s serious about that and realizes you can’t be a pilot if you wear glasses like he does.

Emily

Shout out Pri

Max

banger vid

Ant Sheerin

Chad put Dog Cement in your cockhole for the Patreons!

Tish

Pri the pro paw patroller

Tish

Imagine if pri really told the boss about the hotline number and then he got fired because of cause there’s a whole deep secret asahi worshipping secret society

Silas Campbell

max saying "bread" as a 3 letter word and nobody checking him 😭😭

Anna G

I love cold beverage

Law 20

<- 69th like ;)

Joey Ray

rhett and link look weird man

Drew G

cheg

Lachlan

Spin masters + Asahi combo is otherworldly. I say Cold Ones needs to initiate a hostile takeover to create Spin Masters + Cold Ones

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Lukas

I enjoyed this video very much

zurc wrld

chad the goat XD

Shawn McCrory

what is the intro song, it bangs

James

I love you Darcy but please get you’re nose whistle checked out

beebo

bald darcy

beebo

faggot

beebo

i tought he said red but just said it Retarded

anthony maldonado

Definetly gonna need to get a watermelon grog in the works

Mac Asson

they should of tared the weight of the barrels so that they were just weighing the amount of liquid inside the barrels, not the barrels themselves + amount of liquid

gang gang

this is just like fortnite in real life

Jarren Beckman

Max totaly won the forklift challenge. Those are regular tires on their little forklifts, where as the ones in the video are a specialized tire. On my unprofessional opinion, that means Chad's forklift didn't have the capability to move that way. Chad always be cheating

Trevor Moore

at 1:46:30, that's how I was last night when I was drinking while watching. I'm actually returning today because I went shot for shot and didn't remember anything past 1:20 but it said I had watched the whole video LMAO

beebo

holy shit. i started this video 7 hours ago and also passed out drunk and now im continuing. cold ones fans brains alike

karlmarx

Unrelated, but we need more 4-5 hour long "adventure" videos. Like the William Creek + NZ cursed airbnb videos.

Jjk24

Omg the watermelon game killed me I want to buy that now

Jay

When will grog be coming to the UK?

Cody Thacker

I miss when Cold Ones was good, and I would see Chads Cock.

Dycer

Maxmoefoe Prank calls back in action

Richie

7/10, -3 for no chad cock

beebo

does darcy know you never go full retard

beebo

dont stress it bro i made a timestamp list of chad cock shots like 3 years ago

oz

Best customer support agent

Tucker

Always knew Marx was based

Tucker

Yall get new cameras? Color science lookin reeeal noice in this one

KD

I would like to mug Darcy for 20 dollars

number #1 in the game

good shmythical morning beautiful ladies, ugly bitches GO BACK TO BED !

vFoxhound

I want to hug Darcy for 20 dollers 🙂

lauren

max is like a silly alien specimen ur so endeared by that u just can't look away. also darcy gotta be god's strongest soldier

BOOKHAT

We should send this to the reddit

Jarren Beckman

Dude, fr. The reddit needs to hear about this

Clarity

1:51:27 the circumcision subreddit is going to hear about this

laura 🍒🐆🎱

Cold ones drinking game I’m begging you, take my money

Biggest Mike

“Start kissing or something” finally, Darcy’s true intentions are revealed. Keep up the good work, they’ll get there 🫡

oz

1:59:00 - i am really happy to realize that i am not the only one who has these kind of thoughts. drunk max means he just says what goes through his mind

Felix Lee

max and chad and darcy and scog and silas can u do cameos. i want to gives you 1000s of dollars to be racist please and thanks

Jack Depew

Did Max make his appointment?

caitlin closz

as my first Patreon video, I love this

DarkLordDuck

the entire trajectory of planet earth would be different if max would have just picked rock, but he didnt...

Cold Ones

We use Sony's instead of Black Magics now

DoolsVIII

sorghum deez nuts boiii

Merd

53:16 yogurt reddit

Alejandro

Process by Sampha at 53:58

BobbyBunson

Where is the pool part😭

dee al

1:45:37

mbriacodepaese

1:33:53 "you can say 'have fun...gi'!" how did that go unnoticed lmao

beebo

fork found in kitchen

JohnDCG

Max getting aggressive call that the jager effect

Galah Gaming

Y’all need goggles for doing stuff like the vodka watermelon challenge

Forces Fan

They don’t need goggles like pig don’t need goggles to go into the mud

Reznor8

THE YOUGURT EFFECT

low res max

im low res max and i can confirm these moefoes stUPID. happy australia 🥳

isaiah castro

How can I filter out these retarded comments bruv 💀🤫🧏🤔

Isabel Trudell

The ballad of buster scruggs was the first movie I ever greened out to

John

i wish i had a list of all ep and times it shows up lol

low res max

jess whats the music at the start im lowkey vibing with it so

BILLFRA$

How can I watch this? There’s no brain rot editing😡😡😡

DieNard

I love the videos where chads basically sober while max is fully belligerent, throwing shit, destroying the set

Fredrick

The yogurt effect reddit conversation had me in tears. To be so genuine in your response and clarity just to be met with "nice try Diddy".

John Finger

fuck's sake Darcy, why didn't you say that sooner