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šŸ’‰Sober #EP 92 - Clean Slate (Patreon)

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2025-11-05 10:55:04
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2025-11-25 02:57:25
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Alex Holden

omg i hope the read my comment

Asger

Fog

Alex Holden

i've not watched it yet but i hope these fuckers read it why else paying 2 bucks a month

Marc102

Holy fuck i'm early (definitely not clean tho)

shitdick

All 4 blokes āœ… Over an hour āœ…

Megan

Scott make an OnlyFans.

Mattias

pod released 2 minutes ago and bald darcy still hasnā€™t commented? man he fell off

Mattias

tag 4 blokes who got a podcast together and do fuck all

Alex Holden

WHERE IS BALD DARCY FUCK

Alex Holden

Hi i'm megan scott make an only fans please

Alex Holden

but i only have 2 breasts ?

shitdick

For work I'm a stage hand. Setting up for concerts. It's pretty legit.

SCHEEZY

Bro quit being desperate

small_critter

tag two blokes who have petty reasons to curb someone

Alex Holden

reply to my comment in desperante

Alex Holden

i want them to make fun of me

Marc102

Bring back show and tell instead of watching braintot AI slop, cunts

Em

Can yā€™all explain the keyring letter lore on your insta stories

Marc102

Yeah why the fuck did i get an F, Scogg?

cheri

Chad calling Oasis 'Wonderwall' before going to go see them was great

Niko

Good to know some shitdick lore

shatov_n

Scott be like ā€œI donā€™t know if ketamine is worse than alcoholā€ like BROTHER tag two blokes who do fuck all on ketamine

Crocodile Darcee

Tag two blokes who grow fuck all on their head

Monke4819

I didn't even realise it was Wednesday ahaha

KaasKopjeThee

for work i am an alcoholic, i need to try grog though, we dont have it in the nether yet :(

Bald Max

Finally, episode 92 of the sober podcast

beebo

ketamine gave me a toddlers bladder DONT DO KETAMINE ITS NOT COOLšŸ’”šŸ’”šŸ’”

small_critter

iā€™ve been waiting for kicking the fooby sober pod for years

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

grimnee

the bald one makes me wet

Bald Max

Man Iā€™m gonna see what the comments say on this one

Tillman

Chad is stupid as fuck

Joshua

For work I work on cars . Aid car to be precise

Holden

Baldzinga

Brahden

Cooking vid plz

Niko

I forgot what i do for work but i listen to this pod at work. I think i got alzheimers

Jens Grini

Tag two blokes that be down there sucking ppl off

Jens Grini

ayo who Jen? šŸ‘€

Gold Darcy

Job? Nah I steal money from the government because I am legally blind. But my wife is working on being a programmer.

Ant Sheerin

Clean deez nuts on deez slates!

Bald Scott

Now weā€™re cooking

Dillosauras

i dont have a proper job because im a cold ones fan but i volunteer at a millitary museum

Alex Holden

they literally read two comments i'm mad at these fucking fuckers i really want to hear my name Alex Holden come out of darcy scott max chad mouth please

Finn Foley

Chad you would love Thailand

Alex Holden

holy fuck that's my new name

Alex Holden

also what vid is that mouse in i was trying to find it

mediumpurple.com

Going places and science shit is what I would make more vids of.

Henderstein

im a high school teacher. don't let chad in a school please.

stinker

jelly roll fucking sucks

Asger

Im the fog HOG

Bald Max

im a bloke who does fuckk all

Sebbe LorƩ

I work as a Operations Coordinator at a logistics company in Norway. I highly doubt any of you could work in my position since you need a bachelors degree, but all of you guys could work as a driver or Operator here. Since they higher anyone with arms and legs. Chad would get fired after the first week tho, since he canā€™t tell time.

DeezNutz

Gout statistics in Finland are high because people here drink alot and eat salty foods and fresh water fish alot

Devdev

Iā€™m a legal drug dealer ( I work in a pharmacy)

Bearnaise

Chinese Darcy giving off real How to Basic vibes with that egg move

Red

Its official, Chads autism doesnā€™t know what weed is or something . Bro must of lost something or someone to a weed guy.

Big Chad

Chad is the type of bloke who goes to 1 jelly roll concert and changes his perspective of life

Ethan munro

The guy from coolshirtz said my name, awesome

Ethan munro

I work as a self service attendant for a major retailer

Bald Max

Bald Darcy late to work

Nick Willmott

I just got my first proper graduate job as a software engineer :D

wqsabi

jelly roll sucks so bad lmao

tuah

i worked at the fiber store that shit sucks

Pallogrilli

Shiiiiet i just drive a forklift but fuck that gay pallet lifting. Real blokes lift ZINC

hisocarl

I sell old shirt and pant

The last Cooberpedophile

Hello im commenting like this is a livestream, i hope chad doesnt get mad when i call him fat

Sam

Alex Holden deez nuts

bigblack

this might be ai generated

okcomp

is there a mrs bean

bigblack

chad funny af at 21:20

JRGT04

I commented too damn late last pod for any chance to have that weekā€™s question answer read out loud

Gremlin22

Gremlin22 Controls the tax bracket

Sam

I write code for chips in supercomputers. Weā€™re also working on a system that can tag two blokes at once.

Undead Darcy

Can I get a job at the grog factory

Undead Darcy

Alzheimer's is high too, I forgot why

JRGT04

16:36 Man what the hell itā€™s finally 60 (15.6 C) in Texas and theyā€™re heading into summer. They really are upside down in Australia. Gravity goes up type shit šŸ˜‚ āœŒļø

Undead Darcy

Can I get a fent prescription

Boof Delivery

and now its fuckin out shoulda been this god damn vid then the chad mega bonk vid !

Indian Darcy

very very nice very very cheap

Forces Fan

Just subscribed to the patreon only watching this to get my moneys worth

Bald Darcy

Are you under the water

Landon Rhoads

Can you blokes come to Atlanta next trip yall take

erenkonen

SUOMI NUMERO 1!! šŸ‡«šŸ‡®šŸ‡«šŸ‡®šŸ‡«šŸ‡® TORILLE!! šŸ‡«šŸ‡®šŸ‡«šŸ‡®

erenkonen

I do photography and video gigs as a job. Studying to become an author tho

JRGT04

Is prostitution legal in Australia? Not like Chad hasnā€™t spoken about illegal things before, but in the US on a personal level itā€™s up to your discretion. Personally whatever floats your boat, but socially there is major shaming to either be an escort or go to one, especially those happy ending massage places. I think itā€™s seen as a very tragic thing to be doing from both sides

Rhett Richmond

I sell overpriced tractor parts and accessories to racist rednecks. Itā€™s a tough job, but someoneā€™s gotta do it. I just wish it wasnā€™t me

JRGT04

1:15:00 I work at a retirement facility for catholic nuns. Itā€™s really sick and chill and they always praise your work, one lady calls me muscle man. I do housekeeping picking up the trash so Chad would get a good 6 miles a day and lift heavy shit all day, I got hella muscles from just 3 months. Not to mention thereā€™s cathedrals and prayer rooms all over so your soul will be cleansed (itā€™s very hard to not be religious in a place like this) everyone smiles at you and occasionally there will be a huge pipe burst and itā€™s a big adventure to clean it all up.

Jesses

Bazaar when? I work as a Chef here in Finland

Gold Darcy

Feeling like old Darcy waiting for Bald Darcy but Iā€™m just Gold Darcy

Bald Silas

Yo i sell advert space in a magazine until the end of this month, and then im getting made redundant yoooooo

Undead Darcy

Truth be told darcy I just lold darcy

Chinese Dinner

I use to be an Uber driver and one time a woman put in her adress wrong and thought I was kidnapping her because I was going somewhere she didn't know lol

Dirty Frank

Im a Land Surveyor. I use a gps and other equipment to make topographical maps

kenny

why does scotts sniperwolf joke get a laugh but chads sniperwolf joke got no laugh. not cool.

Hamphrey

Fent gives me yoghurt effect too Scott

Joe Weiner

I do junk removal I donā€™t think Chad could handle it with his bad gag reflex. I gotta remove weeks old rotting food and nasty shit like that.

Rat_with_a_bat šŸ€šŸ¤

I work at a family owned pizza and sandwich shop. Iā€™ve had a lot of crazy coworkers. One being a druggie named Kyle, he wanted to buy everyone ā€œfree Diddyā€ shirts and told me he learned how to count by counting drugs. šŸ˜Ÿ He asked my boss for cocaine and was late all the time so he got fired and i never got my shirt ā˜¹ļø

Yo Gurt

ay max when pokemon?

Indian Darcy

I do porn in Bangladesh David Gog is my manager Chad would do numbers

singh

get these boys on smiling friends

LuckyRusty

Imma see what the comments say on this one

Sexy Darcy

big Chinese season is back

Gordie

alcohol abuse has its own limited edition kind of dementia, max. cheers to getting the secret rare šŸ»

Gordie

surprised he didn't decide his next life change was Christianity

Matthew mannes

The jelly roll transition from skinny guy to fat guy is supposed to symbolize how many people equal jellyā€™s weight

JustABloke

Joe Rogan said frog in pot on podšŸøšŸ² he watchā€™s sober pod confirm

vFoxhound

The Darcyverse is expanding...... I see them everywhere now.....

Corey

I am a farmer and vacation salesman! I think chad could wrangle some cows but I donā€™t know about the rest of youā€¦ Darcy could definitely shill vacations though. Love from Kentucky! Would love to see the boys hop on a cow

George

Iā€™m a luxury watch dealer, supposed to be cost of living crisis but itā€™s crazy busy at the moment - thatā€™s what I do for walk, Chad come do a shift

number #1 in the game

I was an uber driver 2 years ago and it sucks but its true that every experience will be different depending on the driver. There's not really much training you get involving a pet. I carried around emergency cleaning supplies, a blanket, and a few throw up bags. One time i had a guy order an uber pet and he brought in 4 parrots who were trained and used for work (sidewalk entertainment). I had 0 rules and let a lot of crazy shit happen lmao

Balling Darcy

Hmm you ainā€™t lookin very Indian, Indian Darcy

Balling Darcy

Darcette lookin kinda goog šŸ„µšŸ„µ

Balling Darcy

Chad from Joji going to see Noel from wonderwall

IMazzz

Iā€™m a Spanish interpreter for a hospital, and there was a period of time a couple years ago when Iā€™d constantly chuckle at patients saying they had arthritis because of you fuckers.

natalia

my bank account went into overdraft for 37 cents because of patreon. what an honor

Matthew mannes

I work at Garmin and I run a machine that spits epoxy out into a mold and puts a protective coat on the circuit boards super boring

Greg Paul

Digital marketing, all online marketing. Please i need a job

twink darcy

I work at the wood factory i am groot

twink darcy

tag 61 retards who can drive to uberjaver

KlayCav

haven't watched yet, usually a big fan

jom

Crazy edits on the dave blunts photo

number #1 in the game

DARCY AND MAXā€” if you guys like khraungbin you should listen to spirit of the beehive. Amazing band

James Peacock

i just get peeved that all the uber drivers in my city are glued to their phones. Deadass some guy had an extra phone attached to his windshield so he could watch a soap opera while driving

Yoko

I work as a janitor at an animal vaccination place, 6pm-2am, and I check boilers every 2 hours, I clean 6 buildings and by the end of the night I have a truckload of trash to throw into a compactor, if Chad did my job he'd lose weight and gain motivation

Coors Light

Scott's Oasis joke singing the third eye blind song had me fucking rolling

dust

Y'all should've tapped in to the Sm7 or the RE20 mics Long time ago bruv

Scallops

Hi Chad, just some friendly advice you don't need to exercise to lose weight. Deadass just eat lots of red meat and animal products like butter, and milk, and you'll shred weight bro. If you get carb cravings just eat some fruit and you chilling. I was 200 lbs or 90 kilos on my peak gym bulk as of May . For reference im 5'11 , and I'm currently sitting at 145 lbs lean 10% bodyfat. Im eating a pound of red meat a day, drink like half a gallon of whole milk a day, fruits, and butter by the spoonful and im not gaining any weight. I think if you truly get rid ultra processed food from your diet, you'll be shredding weight like crazy. I know you've tried carnivore before, or so i think , I remember you saying it on one of the pods. Don't follow mainstream manmade diets, just eat hella meat, and foods that you crave that are of coarse healthy for you. The reason no diets work for a lot of people is because they restrict what they crave whether it be fat or carbs.

yungsobek

how big was the cross

dust

I love Scott

Adam Winter

I am a trucker and a gamer. I also sometimes fuck my truck.

Just Emilio man

Calorie tracking also helps out. That's what I've been doing for the past 2 months and I have been losing weight. I also exercise which just helps out losing weight as well

James Peacock

Im a musician, i got songs and shit

Felix

I'm a fighter jet mechanic for the USAF, and Chad is probably more intelligent than half the people I work with

Coors Light

Im a night shift diesel mechanic for large semi-trucks, I'm also an alcoholic but yall already do that

Undead Darcy

The towers collapsed under his sheer stature

Longy

my job is assessing complaints against police officers šŸ¤”

Tory

Diesel fuel technician . Which is niche as fuck but Chad. You may come and do a day in my life. Ps- I never used uber pet but I do bring my dawgs with me

Mak āœØ

I work at a crematorium, let it be known Sober Podcast has been playing through my airpods while people are being sent into the fire

tahlia

i work at a fucking supermarket

Bald Lannan

Same I'm the dairy freezer manager at an iga it kinda sucks ass

Anna

I'm a speech pathologist. Chad come and help me teach kids social skills and how to talk properly

Holy Ravioli

I am a purveyor of fine meats

Rogalal

It's just wild that you have to join the Patreon and watch this podcast regularly to find out that Chad's actually the smart one. Oh, and I'm retired

Toby Rawlings

I'm the engineer lead for the elves working behind the scenes in your walls. Who else do you think refills the bottles at the back of the set when they've been drunk? That bowling pin bottle has been on set for like 4 years lmao.

the 7020 effect

darcy howd you like the re-recorded krubgbing record

CLOOSH

Ima security guard for a dental office. I need help kicking out the homeless

Bikie Darcy

I sell cellphones to old fucks, whos comprehension of them is "ive never had an email password" i also sell the best product ever. Cable TV ...

Aaron

I used to work with general education and special ed children. The special ed kids were really delightful and sweet to work with but the non special ones were always the assholes and made my life a whole lot more annoying.

gang gang

Sillas was bad boy this episodfe! #teamsillas

Paul McCartney

Iā€™m a piano tuner/technician, I regulate, tune, fully repair and can entirely refinish pianos

Henrik Helland

Darsy's most normal work must me "fuck it" haha

Alex DeJesus

Iā€™m the manager of the cashiers at a grocery store and a pharmacist technician

Jack Noire

weren't you in the beatles lil bro

JJMC

dude is tripping

Mirto M

why tf are there so many comments

Grelk

Grelk

Joshua

tag 8 big bone gregs

Thadius Whacknamara

It's not gay to cuddle the bros Chad, but it is a bit fancy if you grind back.

n8

chad lets play wow together

jj

I used to be a security guard for a pizzaria

JustABloke

i am a medical cannabis cultivator. chad would love this job

two blokes

I work in the cock and ball crushing factory.

two blokes

Picked up few birds in your line of work hey

American Chad

Chad: People who smoke weed are dumb and I hate them. Also Chad: I want to do heroine.

Mr. Deez Hasentur Dachat

i drive a forklift for most my job... i think you china chad can work a lift, its like go kart controls, but chinese. so i think chad got it. also mr. deez

Nathan

I do warehouse pick packing, I walk roughly 20km per pay

Gio Cip

Listening to this at work while im stocking shoes like im in a sweatshop cause my manager is yelling at me while my co workers are touching me, HR does not exist i think

American Chad

Iā€™m a trained chef and I run a local restaurant. Iā€™m currently working on starting my own pop-up business and becoming my own boss. I also heal the blind.

B-Money

Train Engineer

Powerhouse204

I do kidnapping of bald people and turn them into yogurt its very effective

realnimrod

hi mom iā€™m on cold ones patreon

GOBLNWIZRD

make Chad work at a dispensary, he should serve the ppl he hates the most

MindfulRay

Im a doctor, hmu Iā€™ll cure Darcyā€™s baldness. Chadā€™s on his own tho

small_critter

chad be careful my mate was flying a boeing 7020 and stalled then fell out of the sky

John Deere 7020 Darcy

Dude Iā€™m glad Chad stopping drugs, thereā€™s a 70/20 ratio of drug related deaths

Fawn River

I take dead processed animals and make them edible.

Lucky

Lol how have they not figured how to save vods yet

Anna Gram

I work at Home Depot as a warehouse associate. We load 70 20 ton trucks about every 2 months.

white leslie

more chad talking about drooling stoner retards for the pod

Miguel Vissers

I'm doing a PhD in Communication Studies! Also a certified beer sommelier! Not bald.

Undead Darcy

Can you fix my ailments burger jesus?

Undead Darcy

I need two heart transplants doc

Tillman

I work at the rock climbing gym Darcy goes to. He used to go 70% of the time now itā€™s dropped to 20%

Prometheian

Can we get downloads of the grog posters. I wanty

Kahlypso

Process control engineering and data analysis for a PCB contract manufacturer. I help build da green zappy things that make 'puters go brrrr

Bald Darcy

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

Bald Darcy

Cold ones crew Fent Stream

RAC-BOY

Iā€™m a maintenance technician for the largest hospital in brighton and hove. As for my education/training I am a fully trained Blacksmith/Welder/Jeweller with an extended diploma for Blacksmithing. However I did not pass my english GCSE until my third attempt lol

Yo

CNC and assemble knives for Protech knives

Fent Lean Chad

Im a engineer for a 5 star hotel. Im the person that keeps the rooms in tip top shape i replace the filter fix and tighten anything in the room and replace batteries and light bulbs

Balling Darcy

Thank you for sharing these statistics. And itā€™s because heā€™s spending more time on the court fuckin bawllin

Mongolian shrimp

Off topic but max is a real one beer is fucking gross

Ryguy

Can you please do more Christmas gift videos, the true fans loved those vids for the connection between max and chad and especially now that Darcy is here, it would be so wholesome and awesome, nothing wrong with dropping a little dough on your friends around Xmas!

Ryguy

Even if itā€™s a Patreon exclusive

DjFluffy Kurosaki

This shit gets twice the amount of comments than it does likes. Based af

Jacob

Bring grog to Canada

Jacob

Letā€™s start an r/bringcoldonestocanada

Jungle Darcy

Can yall do another playing with electricity vid? Very underrated video

American Chad

Only if youā€™re blind. Or hungry. Then yeah, I got you lilā€™ bro.

Chinese Max

Fuck Bald Darcy, Fuck Bald Scott, Fuck Bald Chad and Fuck Bald Max! šŸ˜”

white leslie

chad might have to see what the comments say on that one

Joop

I'm a copper wire vendor

Asger

Chad I respect you and I think youā€™re funny but not gonna lie you have the worst music taste of all time and Iā€™m glad youā€™re giving oasis a go theyā€™re a really good band

3cm long toe

I'm an Enterprise Architectural consultant. I help people map/visualize the processes in their company/office/factory/what-have-you. Also I'm under the water rn I just saw a cool sea turtle

Bald Darcy

The Reddit is gonna hear about this one!

Bald Darcy

Facts! They should gift each other more wigs!

Pure Sound

Scott dropping bangers "pour me up another shot of jelly roll"

Josh Bevan

Im a paramedic, I cant even begin to imagine Chad doing my job.

jebbs

To answer the end of video question: I've been working at an Advanced Behavior Analysis therapy clinic for preschool kiddos with Autism Spectrum Disorder for over 3 years now. I work directly with one of the kids, we play games and do activities to help teach them motor skills, emotional regulation/recognition, and social learning. They'd love Chad, but some of the kids aren't potty trained yet so good luck to you there

Chinese Darcy (edited)

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2026-09-08 11:00 Ever wondered what Chinese milk tastes like? Well, I have uploaded a new video. Check it out over on Chinese Darcy!
2025-11-08 21:24

Walter Heisenapple

Iā€™m a specialist teacher who teaches Aboriginal to the younger generations keeping culture alive by sharing my truthsā€¦. Yet I still have to put up with brain rot 6-7 shit bruh

Bald Darcy

Good Work Chinese Darcy!

uruaih membini

at 57:22 Chad makes a kissing noise that sounds exactly like a chimp screaming

Blue Raspberry Peter Griffin

I work at a nursing home aiding older folks with stuff, old people have this smell of decay on them, a blue grog would probably make it easier

Darcy with hair

I manage a carpark in an office in the back corner. I'm just there if anything stops working. Mostly I do fuck all and just watch shit on my laptop.

juulia

please never play jellyroll again that shit was so horrid it made me suicidal

juulia

i'm a nurse in home health care here in finland and yeah alzheimers do be going crazy. but old ppl are cool as hell i love my job

Midnight

I need a cocktail without the tail from max

DangerInc

Jelly roll sux nard

Jess

Tag a bloke that only knows wonderwall by oasis and did fuck all to learn any more songs before going to their concert

Funny Guy

i make candle for job :D

Jess

I work as a CNA (Certified Nurse's Aid) in a nursing home

Linus Kindstrand

What Mario character yall think gives the best head? Personally I think Birdo but Shy Guy got potential aswell

JJMC

no wayy, obviously Daisy get me some of that daydussy

Nick Gerr

Me thinks Chad is big retar

bruh

Hey maxipad n cha, darchy n scuntt, I work for public transit agency n build roads bc roads here are shite. Shiii corrupted bc of city officials & car centric lobbying n shi but khraungbin from here so itā€™s live-able ig and itā€™s my first job outta uni so itā€™s chill bc free fare on the coach busses. Thank you, when do we get u guys to collab with AA?

Holly

I work as a developer in a small business

Robert Uballe

I work as a Semiconductor spare parts photographer but if it was up to me Iā€™d do fuck all

robby

frankenstein directed by guillermo del toro

Caleb Elliott

tag two blokes who have never tried uber driver

Mongolian shrimp

I would but my social credits are rather low

RenƩ

Health Inspector

lucian peckham

Why would you do that to the nurses?

Jess

Be a Cold Ones fan?

Christopher Mauro

Max trying to remember when Alan tudyk played a pirate and just mentions itā€™s in a movie ā€œlike dodgeballā€ when it is in fact in dodgeball lolā€¦still listening to the pod and max figured it out good job max. also to answer the question i train people how to put packages in FedEx trucks for delivery

Hans Kruger

Chad needs to tell us what happened with his love island application

Bram van Bever

Release a grog named frog, it should be green like frog grog

Dravgo

Too many comments

Nat

The Artist Formerly Known as Darcy

Tyler

Letā€™s see whatā€™s the Reddit says on this one šŸ’Æ

KonkeyDong

Scott's time is worth $162 an hour

Imclurrr2.0

Chad I CAN JUST RELATE TO FULLY

Nick Gerr

You must be a fucking retard then, good on you

Megan

Rode Mic fell off, Scott minute should make an Only Fans.

g0rror

Surprise bbno$ cameo

Jack

Iā€™m gonna see what the comments say on that one

Bald Max

Why he say fuck me for ā˜¹ļø