Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Videos

  • 563462159.mp4

Downloads

Content

Files

Comments

Asger

Yo

shungus

Where bald Darcy at

Alex Holden

FINALLY BEEN WAITING ALL DAY

Undead Darcy

Why y'all always posting when I'm going beddy byes

Bingus

Hairy Darcy

JRGT04

This video has better be about me cause I’ll pulp anyone who tries to take the crown of Chad’s #1 fan

sweets

Darcy fell off bro dyin

Ian

when will you be bringing grog directly to my house? thanks 🙏

Greg Paul

Darcy again providing goon material😍💜

Cold Ones

We thought you'd be dead by now tbh

Greg Paul

BALD DARCY FAN HERE AYE!

Marc102

Didn't watch this one, usually a big fan tho

Unknown Jpeg

Call me Chads biggest fan the way I’m gonna touch him in his sleep

Poopers21

I’m chads biggest nutter

Holden

Our whole universe was in a bald head state

Cold Ones

Top 10 liked comments we'll read on the podcast. Get liking!

Indian Darcy

does anyone know the gout rate in India

Bald Darcy

When is Chad doing Fent?

Robert Uballe

Immediate poop talk is what I pay money for

Bald Darcy

Darcy has joined Tillman

Ant Sheerin

I CHAD ON MY BIGGEST UNTIL I FAN!

meemoop

grog in the UK when

BigHorgs

Gustavo Fring made me comment

Bald Darcy

Max and Darcy should get Chad Tattoos

Undead Darcy

Can you release the strings as you lower me to my grave

Bald Darcy

Bald Darcy Tattoo coming soon

Bald Darcy

We need Chinese Darcy to pull some Strings

Scallops

pewdiepie i dont want to be crohn's

Fent Lean Chad

Can I have a piece of you so I can buy some fenty fent?

stinker

i’m chad’s smallest fan also i have arthritis

Bald Scott

The D in PTSD stands for Darcy

Gold Darcy

I could Pull a couple strings.

Bald Max

There’s a bloke bigger than Chad????

Gold Darcy

The Darcy Council has assembled

BigHorgs

I think AI will just become the new CGI. Like how there are still people that use visual effects, I think big companies will just force artists to use AI as it’s just quicker and cheaper than writing something

Balling Darcy

Blokes be like: Darcy will never be ballin Me:

Bald Darcy

How big was the Cross

Tattoo Chad

Hey that’s me, I will get a max tattoo next!

Big Cheese

救命!有人給了我中文助聽器,但我只會說繁體中文。

Bald Darcy

Tag 2 Blokes who be Ballin

Rocky_Mac_fml

I love darcy. He's such a cute little guy :)

Mongolian shrimp

Someone had a leg big enough to get chad tattoo

Bald Darcy

Finally Drunk Darcy 29:55

Undead Darcy

They ran out of ink after chad

Marc102

BRING BACK SHOW AND TELL

spagooti

Get these fucking numbers up man 🦿

Joseph Knibb

On a real one. When will grog come to the UK/ are you working on it? (all british people like this)

Undead Darcy

Stupid darcy I'm fucking balding

Bald Darcy

48:15 Philosophicer Darcy

Bald Silas

Bald n british repressnt!

i dont thibk so...

ai art is retarded in any form imo, art requires soul and creativity to be authentic, ai is just a gross regurgitation

number #1 in the game

it means i let my uber passengers do bumps and hotbox in the backseat of my car, chad. the tips were fire

i dont thibk so...

listening to fuckin ai covers in the shower but drawing the line at miku.. get a GRIP chad!!

Bald Darcy

Septic Tank Cleaner Darcy when?

Gold Darcy

We need to change the name to Bald ones at this point.

Undead Darcy

I'm hoping it's just a summer cold

Gold Darcy

Time to sign you up to every scam callers list

Gold Darcy

At this point we're gonna have about 70 or 20 new little characters appearing

Bald Darcy

Dishonorable Discharge Darcy needs more likes to be in the next pod!!

number #1 in the game

I had some online friend who would frequently try and get me to listen to his ai music and i wanted to tell him how bad it was but didn’t have the heart to tell him it was straight poop from a butt and only tolerable if I was in an elevator going from the 2nd floor to the 1st

Gold Darcy

Dont Worry Ethan Munro I wont pull those strings

Gold Darcy

Its true i was there

Bald Max

Gold Darcy knows how to get money listen to him

Bald Max

I can’t fucking read

UnknownAssassin

What did you guys think of Joji’s new songs

Gordie

obviously i dont come to chad for informed takes, but his argument is completely nonsensical, it's clearly just a poor regurgitation of what his mates say. maybe he is against ai music but he doesn't seem to actually understand why hes against it, its just a gut feeling maybe and thats fine but bro dont act like you have a clue. His definition of 'soul' is literally just if he likes the sound or not lol. Ai 50 cent has soul because it just does, vocaloid does not have soul because show bad? vocaloid is music made by humans so its against his own argument about human soul in music to call it soulless. You're basically fighting yourself, bro.

Matthew mannes

Thanks for the advice and optimism boys I appreciate it

Monke4819

It's not that cold the.ac

Monke4819

Darby has joined the taliban

Ian

true

Damien

What's a dream collab with Grog, like a special-edition flavour or a celebrity/brand special can?

erenkonen

Is this the final evolution of Dying Darcy?

erenkonen

I had a dream I owed Chad and Max money

Gordie

sorry brother, ill make it a picture book next time

Matthew mannes

Where’s dickhead Darcy or will that get banned?

Gordie

no i dont think i will 🤔

Henderstein

no way they got a bloke on the podcast

Blarcy

Have you seen chef?

Tucker

As A MuSiCiaN I think ML will replace the shit you hear in top 50. The C suite driven drivel released to gain the most money. There will always be humans making art to bring other humans together- that’s the whole point. Real human expression won’t die until we do. Ya just gotta look for it

Tucker

Ya I’m retarded so what cunt

Bald Max

Read all the character comments

Bald Max

Like the cold ones multiverse

Bald Max

I don’t wanna talk about it 😢

Tucker

Enlightened

Bald Max

Tag 3 blokes that upload fuck all main channel vids, also tag a singular bloke that make shirt

Bald Max

Fuck we lost him ☹️

Bald Max

Rest in power buddy you had a good run

Bald Max

He got his foot amputated no more gout

Tillman

Chicken crimpy

Chungus Khan

Im a few podcasts late. But Max dont drink warm water from your shower. You can drink the cold one (haha) fine, but the heated comes from a device that preheats the water and it can lay in there for quite some time, and warm water is prime real estate for a lot of bacteria. Like its peak bacteria living bro.

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

okcomp

is there a mrs bean?

Sharpie

"Playin chrome ca... like fuckin remote pc from my mac to a pc uhh… fuckin download install windows fuckin parallel virtual machine on mac fuckin play fuckin on handheld fuckin device fuckin xbox into fuckin monitor to xbox into fuckin... fuckin put put handheld rog into fuckin monitor downscale to 1080p to play fuckin schedule one with fuckin seven dongles plugged in" - Darpy Rant Wise words (I recommend listening to this back at 0.25 speed, especially Max's laugh at the end)

Prometheian

Whats Darcy's opinion on the new khruangbin rendition album compared to the old one?

El pinche vato

What if we eat beans at the Mr bean cafe 👀🗣️

shitdick

That's regular Darcy.

Daddy Addy

Chad, miku isn’t ai bro. She’s an instrument

shitdick

I know that bussy grips

Daddy Addy

Chad is a bit of an idiot about ai, yeah

Dubingus

Tag 2 blokes you haven’t met yet

Mould Darcy

Okay retard name 5 most upvoted comments

twink darcy

Darcy, you should go to Alpha Bootcamp

Adam Winter

I'll pull your strings any day

Gus Donnelly

I’d rather be Mr beast because I can say ‘you just got mr beasted’ and that’s better than ‘you just got pewdiepied’

small_critter

just worked a 8 hour lowly lacky shift. the pod got me through listened to some khruangbin darcy spitting facts that shits slap

small_critter

rather be pewdiepie that’s a bloke who’s got it all

Powerhouse204

Pewdiepie has a great life but with mr beast money you can make what ever life you want and if you don't like it you can start a new one

BruhRuh

Yall like my new songs? *My dick fell off*

twink darcy

i’m trying to get aids

twink darcy

tag two blokes going through tough times i’m looking to spread some love 💋

two blokes

If you read this, you gay

Gus Donnelly

I’m gonna see how many likes I get on this one

Longy

top 10 most liked comment

LuckyRusty

I would rather be pewdiepie MAHAA PEEWEDIEPIEEEE BROFIST

Moose

i want to be Lazadbeam

small_critter

holy crap is this the real joji vlogs

Barch

IT'S BTP. FUCK YOU. WE'RE. THE FUCKEN. BEST. CUUUUUUUUUNT

Pallogrilli

Im not even gonna comment on this one

Linus Kindstrand

WHICH MARIO CHARACTER GIVES THE BEST HEAD I NEED TO KNOW Personally i think Birdo but I think Shy Guy got some game too

Nathan

Nabbit

BruhRuh

Yes I am, which one of my vlogs is like your favorite

Indian Darcy

lets be real Taiwan aint even needed bro bomb that shit

Sebbe Loré

I hope some comment about Max’s Pokemon collection gets to the top 10. Like is he still buying everything that drops? Since all the top comments are going to be same old meme about bald/gold/whatever it's probably not.

Sebbe Loré

The meme is not dying fast enough

Joshua

Can we get grog in the UK please

Bald Lannan

tag 1 bloke whos fucking dead

Afalan1

We need grog in EU (norway or sweden)

Fawn River

I’m cooking, they cumming soon

Fawn River

Scott isn’t in this cause the gout killed him. RIP Scott

shitdick

Now that Joji has left 88rising, Will He be on Cold Ones?

beebo

miku isnt an ai chad shes a voicebank of pre existing sounds and noises u can tune and code to make her make the noises she needs to make. man put some respect on my girl miku

7020 enjoyer

taiwan gonna be making 7020 nivida gtx 7020 graphics cards

beebo

im gay for the computar woman

beebo

indian darcy supports genocide

beebo

people dont add a promt into a machine and get a complete song out of it. mikus music is made by using the features she has available and programming her to sound how you want her to. people have done some crazy stuff with her voicebank which was preciously thought to be impossible to achieve! its independent producers who compose their songs proffesionally just like anyone else using a computer to edit a song❤️

beebo

let me just say i fucking hate ai. i hate ai music and i hate the fact that the general public is so easy in using it for literally everything and anything. a chatgpt promt isnt reliable information, and in one day of chatgpt use, 39.98 KWH gets wasted on ai promting. enough power that it couldve instead powered the entire empire state building for 540 days. the amount of water needed to cool down these machines that run 24/7 is costing us more than we have on earth currently. one day of JUST chatgpt uses up 150000000 LITERS daily. the entirety of thailand would have to flush their toilet at the same time to generate that much water. and the answers are only correct 87% of the time, and only if you formulate it correctly too. so fuck ai lol

beebo

the public availability of ai has been causing mass cases of psychosis aswell! and ai revenge porn is at an all time high with it getting harder and harder to discern from real ! CSAM is getting easier to generate using actual pictures of babies and children ! ai isnt evil on its own. id like it to be used by private companies who can prove its for good. but the way its headed right now feels like the apocalypse. idk im gay and retarded the so dont listen to me

beebo

too long didnt read👍

Thadius Whacknamara

And Chad is sick again... i really am concerned that if he doesn't do something about his condition he's going to go full blown and we'll lose another national... no - global treasure. Like Steve Irwin... but also like Freddie Mercury.

mediumpurple.com

Darcy should try, noita, peglin, or risk of rain.

Undead Darcy

I had my entire body amputated

Undead Darcy

Norway isn't in the EU you drooling fucking retard

Trevor Ahearn

Every ep Darcy gets more relatable👳🏾‍♂️

Afalan1

Norway is in EØS, they cooperate with the eu and are there without being a member. so if it comes to EU countries, you can get it to Norway and Sweden. And I think you need some medicine to make your life better. Try some fentanyl, think you'll like it.

Bald Max

Where is cold ones cricket

R

“Out of curiosity. Don’t pretend you weren’t excited”

R

This is one of Chads more retarded podcast

twink darcy

i am under the water please help me

twink darcy

this is what we are paying for

Undead Darcy

For drunk darcy check the coober pedy files, he got lit on that one

Cam

Darcy gotta get the steam machine

Connor

Im walking through Walmart at 6:41 listening to this pod in one ear and what comes onto the radio in the store? August 10 baby. Let's fucking go. Gonna be a great day.

Noah Hagan

Thinking of unsubscribing🥱

Crocodile Darcee

You come to me on the day of my homies hair transplant and you ask me to pull some strings?

Eemeli Anttonen

Tag two blokes to instantly vaporize them

ALegoCowboy

You guys should make your own ai songs and judge who's one is better.

arianna

darcy curses like it's his first time cursing

Michael Andrews

peak max humor was when he just shouted random foods

Isaiel

darcy look up the steam machine might be your cup of cum

Balling Darcy

It don’t matter bruh he already got hyper mega death aids

JRGT04

What the fuck do they only wait like 6 hours before reading the Answers to last week’s questions? Shit man now I gotta get on this shit.

The Duck On Quack

Love the comments segment lads. Feels engaging and real!

Gold Darcy

Adding you to the Darcy teir list

Adam Winter

damn we gettin the extended universe in here

3cm long toe

I loved the episode where Joe and Peter went to the ocean!

Skullton

No more cold plunges please dad

Adam Winter

THAT'S A THICC ASS BOI!!!

Adam Winter

we definitely need a darcy tier list patreon vid soon

3cm long toe

I would rather be Pewdiepie because he made better minecraft videos than MrBeast and he doesnt look like hes about to die from stress. I let a Singaporean woman tickle my feet in 2019 on a boat trip to China. Pewdiepie has also got it good rn from the look of things, but MrBeast has one scandal after another these days

Chinese Dinner

Im thinking im eating wonton's for dinner

erenkonen

Responding to 57:30 - Thank you for the encouragement Max and Darcy and Chad who was on his phone :) I’m writing poetry and science fiction prose stories. I’m studying to become better at my craft, it also provides publishing connections and the opportunity to teach university students in the future. I will now study to become an uber driver like max said 👍

Undead Darcy

I'd rather dive than live as mr beads

Grelk

Grelk

Justin Davis

When bring Grog to Canada? I’ll suck Darcy’s cock for some Grog!

Evil Darcy 😈😈😈

Man… the new Khruangbin rendition album feels too clean. The old one had that darker, raw groove that grabbed you by the throat and made you listen. This new version? Polished to death. It’s like they drained the soul just to make it shine.

Erind

when is cum darcy dripping?

Erind

can darcy and chad have intercourse next ep ?

Radka

When are khurangbin coming on the podcast

Ian Brown

Im watching this on an xbox 😭😭

Balling Darcy

Imma have to check the menu on this one

Gus Donnelly

A good day to you kind sir thanks for the updoot! Blessings on your whole lineage! Have you seen chef?

American Chad

I am Burger God’s only begotten son here to cleanse the world of the false Darcy’s. Be at peace for the day of Burger is at hand.

bigblack

if this comment is in the top ten scott needs to give us all a bald darcey hat

bigblack

time for the darceys to pull some strings

3liott ☠

27:10 yall got autism bruh

Bald Max

Oh hell naw Darcy evil enough as is we don’t need evil Darcy

The Rowan Bean Pass

We are no fuckin lowley lackeys though keep that in mind

Colby Jones

Wtf I need that video of Joe Rogan. Link please someone

Balling Darcy

I’ll give you an updoot even tho you misspelled supreme leader Darcy’s name

Bald Darcy

Where's Bald Lachlan?

Double

Copium Darcy

Double

6 or 7 years🙁

Undead Darcy

I'm plunging into the cold abyss

small_critter

i don’t know didn’t watch you fell off

BLeaKTXR

hey man that grog hat kinda go hard

Dravgo

I have a crush on bald Scott

Dravgo

Hello bald Darcy

Undead Darcy

I have been crushed by bald Scott

Swag Binion

let’s get bbno$ on here 😎

Sexy Darcy

that guy should get sexy darcy tattooed

Yo Gurt

i can definitely relate to what chads saying about infulencers cuz i got a bloke in my building whos like a semi famous actor in my country and he invited me over to drink and we had an amazing talk but if i just meet him in the building just casually i cant stand him so yea

Kaitlin

i would rather be mr beast cause he has nice straight teeth

Amber Doi

Do you guys still have a PO Box for fan mail?

Gold Darcy

whoah we got normal Darcy

Gold Darcy

Two Blokes Chilling in a hot tub. 1 inch apart because they're gay

Ian

jesus christ how big was the bloke

PhoenixHogan03

u guys should google eachother on the pod

Jack Noire

tag two blokes who have chad tattooed on their leg

Jess

I should've mentioned this in my comment on the last pod but I am very vocal with my residents at my job at the nursing home and it actually would shock u guys how many 85+ year old men and women know that my drink of choice is Grog

Bald Max

hyper mega death aids

Bald Max

fuck you evil darcy

Sandberg

You gotta start selling that frosted mug again, shits lit bruh

BruhRuh

Bruh I have snaids… and my car has aids *AID CAR reference*

Jesses

Pewdiepie 100% dude got rich making content and lives a happy fulfilling life in japan with a wife and a kid

Asger

Stick man breaks free

I Made e621

tag a bloke who has an xbox and does fuck all

Ian Brown

i have a life, i hardly game, i just watch yt and cold ones patreon lol, most of the other time im normally working, or going to school

Natalya

These bum ass motherfuckers only want to read the top 5 most liked comments cause they hate reading the comments BOOOOOO SHAME SHAME

Wyatt Braman

Finally caught up to the pod and now they're gentrifying the comment section

Paralyzed Chad

Chads gotta show more cock around here

Luke Beckett

dardy, did you ever get rid of fungus gnats?

Missa Sinfonia

What about an office tour? It would nice to see the other side that people don't normally see, also i find intresting having a podcast setup and a videos setup separately, i think having all these places to do anything creative as you guys do it's pretty inspiring for people that works as content creators

Adam

Who knows if it's still right but the address was PO Box 403 Abbotsford VIC 3067 Australia

Adam

Do the carpets match the drapes?

mediumpurple.com

My dogs so funny, he’s got nipples on his dick.

Dylan cool

Yall are nerver gonna see this comment

Gay Darcy

Scott better make a Minecraft shirt of creeper kicking the foopy

Gay Darcy

Yall should’ve brought grog to vegas instead of Arizona we def drink more than those losers

Corey

More then welcome to on out and ride a cow!!

Swag Binion

i can’t wait to go home and have a tuna and spud

Swag Binion

my favorite words are bullocks shit and fuck

Gay Darcy

Mmm I love pulling strings, and men

doge 1019

bring grog to ATL

doge 1019

why darcy drinking out the mold cup

Milky

Chad is a drooling retard. Don't compare miku to ai its nothing alike.

Rat_with_a_bat 🐀🤍

I’m not in Australia but I’m in Michigan so there’s a shit ton of crackheads here lmao, I wish I got that shirt 🫡

shitdick

Agree. Though we've seen much of the studio they keep adding stuff. It could be fun to get a tour where they walk and comment on small details like the contents of the fridge and their favourite trinkets around the place. Did you know they have a sauna and table tennis table there? I think the average Patreon viewer would find it interesting and there's plenty of room for jokes.

shitdick

The sheer mental toll of being compared to Chad made him shave off his beard.

TheRamblingLank

Bruh what strings did Scott pull to get the Minecraft collab, it's sick

b4byc4ts

got a friend to also order from cool shirtz. The collab is sick!

Yo Gurt

Top 10 blokes

KonkeyDong

Loved the "how ya goin" at 12:08

Minicoppp

Personally, I just tune out anything that's AI-made. I only care if a bloke is behind the magic. to each his own tho

flattty1

shes not gonna fuck you lil broafsd

g0rror

It makes me sad AF that you guys feel like you cant talk to people or have a normal conversation. Maybe some people do have preconceptions about you but to me it's no different than any other work. I also dont want to talk about work when I talk to people. Even if work id your life, you still have hobbies, interests passions whether its music, tv, gaming, exercise etc there's always something to talk about

Barch

OI CHAD UR TALKING ABOUT BTP PLUMBING