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We Drank The Worlds HOTTEST Alcohol [EXTENDED] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-11-28 19:00:14
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2025-11-29 01:48:14
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MIŠÁK

chad giga pipi

JJMC

Love when the Boys upload the Patreon Cut the same time as the YouTube cut

Matt G

Okay, let me be clear

dawn

weak

Joseph

I got a bottle of vodka that’s had habaneros sitting in it since 2022 and it smells evil

Searah Jane

Fkin banga of an intro song !

Isaac clarke

Finally cold ones with alcohol

JP#94

SICK AS! HELL YEAH, i already know chads gonna die in this 😂

Ian

Why are they drinking alcohol that’s inappropriate

Gold Darcy

What is this hot ones?

Gold Darcy

Whens the Darcy Council orgy again?

Gold Darcy

Whos this Peace Fella

KaasKopjeThee

max looking like a lesbian woman with 2 adopted kids

Bald Darcy

When Darcy eats that damn hat!

Martian Darply

Hide your butthole I got probing to do

Gold Darcy

Bros Digging for gold

Ian

love me a milf

jim

i came here to see the splinter immediately

stone

chad is so unbearable in these videos because he whines and complains until he gets his way.

John Deere 7020 Darcy

Chad was good at the baby trivia cause he whines like a fucking 3rd grader half the time💔

drunk darcy

Chad got the potential/kinetic energy question right to an 8th grade level. the reddit will hear about this

Marc102

I thought you love darpy you fucking cheater

JP#94

I always get the patreon notification first lmao

Ashtyn

Where is scott does he not like you wanymore ?

Undead Darcy

I'ma watch this tomorrow if I'm resurrected 🙏

Undead Darcy

He's too cool for this shit now

Undead Darcy

Twomad edit a bird off his head

Frankie

WOOHOOO NEW VIDEO

Zachary R

HOLY SHIT JOJI? Glad to see he is still doing alright! Sending love!

Ashtyn

Can I use my friend’s american address to enter the contest even though I am a Canadian ? It is how I get Grog, surely this shouldn’t be any different . Thank you in advance .

Neag

This reminds me of that scene in Bartender where Tom Cruise says “Seven is the purest water”

juulia

grog in EU when 😡😡😡😡

Ian

i can love two beautiful ladies at once.

JP#94

Rip

Monke4819

We got this babe

Monke4819

The Armenian school system is failing

Pepsi Sepsis

i will take the infused glog off your hands

Gold Darcy

He Busy Crafting a Mine

Moleri

Thats the splinter effect

JimmyBalls

Chad got his revenge for the ted vid

Joswinfich

Finally, my 5 dollars is paying off, I went "wait I have the patron, I CAN SEE THE SPLINTER"

Schwoaza Peda

Hey boys since there is no grogg on this continent (raysissm, btw) I've sent you a pic with some random shit. If I don't win i will claim rayycismgbtq

CaptainTrips

Chad stop inviting random people this ain’t the lachlan and lazarbeam show I’m trying to watch ✨🌸💕Max💕🌸✨

Longy

too busy not making shirt

finnish darcy

send me that shit ill forward it to iha just imus

Man.Itz.Ashton

ME AND ALL MY CHINESE HOMIES SMOKING CIGS TO THIS ONE. cum pie

Alex Holden

finally max hair caught up

Nathan

Can I have the chilli vodka please

fixxnfoxy

Should have tried the world's hottest gin from 7K Distillery in Tassie, made with Carolina Reaper, or their chilli gin which is less spicy. I have some and I'm dead haha edit: I watched to the end, hahahaha

Nathan

And the splinter

Pierre-André Girard

Fucking chad sneaking his way out of losing... The reddit will here about this

ProjectSpicy

They did surgery on a Chad Roberts

Chungus Khan

Okay but water energy is also kinetic energy

fixxnfoxy

HOLY SHIT I did not have "Chad actually gets shanked" on my bingo card

UnknownAssassin

id love to have the chilli vodka, i always try to keep up with how much you drink each video

Shockmaster

Can't believe they actually got Joji on the pod!

Leo 543

Chad’s bitching this episode made me actually not want to finish both the edited version and the patreon version. I only came for the splinter

Captain Spaulding

Damn Chad had a whole damn toothpick through his hand

Noah Leininger

I WANT CHILE VODKA FOR CRAIDS ( CRONS/AIDS) PLZ

IMazzz

That splinter was actually so fucked up. How does that even happen?

Natalya

Does Chad ever stop bitching OH MY GOD BROOOOOO shut up , that’s the fat retard effect

Searah Jane

The impromptu guests were hilarious tho 🤣

Alex Holden

i want the chili vodka to put on my dick i'll send a vid

CaptainTrips

My face when they walked in: 😐

Drugaurcey

there's a big fellar on there, he's got sun glasses!

Drugaurcey

i miss him too, please come home darcy

The Duck On Quack

This year I’m thankful for my friends across the pond🎅🏿

Tucker

Ah The Depressive’s Two Solvents of Choice. Ethanol and Capsaicin

Tucker

Chads booboo reminded me of that basketball player that got impaled by a wood floorboard

Bluex

good thing the citrus pack is out now

Alex Holden

holy fuck that chili bit at the end was so fucking. funny

beebo

ohmygod xhad stop WHINING ABOUT EVERYTHING hes like a toddler

beebo

i also have a personal grudge because he told me i was commenting on the podcast like it was a livestream ❤️

Unsure guy

Finally cold hot ones

Tucker

Forgive chad SamStar as as he’s literally retarded. I like your comments

beebo

woah old user mention...nice to know im funny sometimes🙏

strange-grape

Cmon boys, I would absolutely love that chilli vodka. Plus im like an hour drive from you's

Bryton Miller

I would love to give that chili grog a taste so I can get the yogurt effect in my stomach

Destiny B

Please give me the chili grog so I can force my soon to be husband to drink it

katt

I don't wanna know how awful the bathroom was after all that

twink darcy

give me the chili vodka please i will smoke the chili on camera

Bald Max

thats the bitching effect

Sir Matticus, The Drow

you could probably hear the screams of the damned, the devil himself and Gerald.

Chelsea Prouty

I want the spicy grey goose pls 😇😇😇😇

BananaMan1842

The chili liquid would go crazy bruh

Holden

Holy shit that splinter was fucked + Baldzinga

Zachary R

Bald Darcy fell off 💀

JP#94

Bottom Text

Lucas

i dead set thought they edited lazerbeams eyes wider

CHOOK CEMENT

PAPA TONES CHILLI OOOOOIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Drugaurcey

max munting str8 cum was not on my 2025 tier list! fckn, shoulda known!!!!!!

juulia

FINNISH DARCY????🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

G spot

Yes your health cunts

juulia

maxs haircut looking cute as hell

SKXgloomy

GG to Max at end 💜

G spot

I'll host

Knuckles GB

Gimmie the chilli Vodka an bring yer shite to the UK I wanna try GROGGG

Reznor8

god damn

Reznor8

I want that hot vodka

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

doge 1019

get pyro on please

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

Lesbians with a cold ones subscription might be the most shameful way to be subcategorized under the queer umbrella but at least there's two of us

beebo

my long lost brother🙏❤️🤝

beebo

ヽ(´▽`)ノ

Gen

funny Australian man Max and Funny Australian man Chad when GOg Europe?

beebo

tag two citrus fruits that are blue

James

Scott is actually handsome though

Robin

massive props to Chad with that splinter, i would freak the fuck out. Dr Darcy saving lives out here

Bbd34

I want it

Indian Darcy

indian darcys card declined on bro yesterday

Cody Thacker

The fat one should strike the small one who sits alone. He is conspiring against him.

Air Fryer Darcy

He spent this quarters budget on air fryers

Air Fryer Darcy

Yeah Darcy is lame, you guys should do a video where you put Darcy inside of an air fryer

Paul Long Saveloy

send me potent reaper juice, i have chronic crones and think this will cure it.

number #1 in the game

My Patreon subscription went through for this month, right before the splinter accident. Quality content

Natalya

Love you

Reznor8

chad is a pussy in these spicy videos

Scabb

Chad actually managed to bitch his way out of doing the punishment, he should do two shots next vid

MIŠÁK

I want it

Martin

I will gladly take the place of chad Roberts if he was to up and die

Anton Voshwitz

Dude I lost it at the fucking splinter, im laughing so hard

Double

Darcy deserves 20 doll hairs

dyslexicbich

chad you aight, you always got the worst punishments, so it's a nice balance to the world to see max suffer

Chinese Max

51:38 Nah, I want one of those ducked H2B eggs 🥚 I’m sure there’s some lying around somewhere 😔

Jana

I love how Chad just smacked Max (unintentionally) with the suitcase IN THE FACE. It's the funniest bit in the video

beebo

wait i think black pepper is spicy too i thought i was crazy (we both are)

beebo

1:32:45

beebo

did you buy too much indian weed

Thing

new darcy just dropped

Sandberg

This may be the most fucked up video in a while

Pallogrilli

I need it. Gimme the chili jar

El pinche vato

Never really noticed this but Chad has a big ass forehead

Mrbreast

Can’t believe they got Joji for this episode 🔥🔥

bjornsie

god please if you guys see dis watch minute 19:00 episode 151 of one piece in dub & shanks says ‘alright boys lets get some grog ready to take with us’

Kaitlin

bruh said uranus twice

Antonio Garcia

I love spicy food and family makes moonshine like this but weve never done with peppers before. Would love to share some with the fam

Evan

The 7020 fandom is dying

Bellathekid

didn't max have to answer the ph of pure water and like chad got "what is the opposite of hot?" (me reacting to chad saying the challenge was rigged)

Noah Miner

Ill take the chili vodka! Minern16@gmail.com

Air Fryer Darcy

This would be my email too if I wanted to mine 16 bitcoin RIGHT NOW!!!!

Nick Gerr

Instant Karma for fucking with Darcy, it aint his fault you're an absolute knuckle dragging retard

Pure Sound

1:02:52 best part of the entire video

h3xf4n

chad was extra insufferable this vid. splinter was hella deserved

Vasiliki A

The reddit sure did hear about that!

Cameron Lord

No way in hell I'd want that shit

Captain Spaulding

I'll agree with them. I think Darcy is the guy that should explain s*** it looks better in the videos.

Yaredh Alvarado

As a Mexican, we say, "abajo, arriba, al centro, para adentro!" which translates to down, up, to the center, go inside. In case anyone cares :p

Nat

Donkey Konga Fat Tony

Threshold64

I would absolutely love that chili and pepper vodka lmao

Ethan munro

When chad says about replacing him with a fat retard for when he dies I honestly think they should get boogie on there, can litch make him do any and everything they would want

Cory Valdez

The Reddit has decided. Knuckle Dragger.

Xzavier

I’d have lost my shit if that happened to me, props to the surgeon

Shaun Hart

I had a splinter like that and I immediately tryed to rip it out and it broke off and is still in my middle finger doctor told me to live with it

Reznor8

chad is such a pussy

Xzavier

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Chad once insisted that Jagermeister did not start with a J, then said "Say it, it doesn't sound like a J" despite the name being written on the bottle.

low res max

darcy has the vibes of that one friend who knows too much about random shit because of max and chads antics

Natalya

Alright fuck this threesome right fucking now

Noosesance

9:49 "I was never taught what laws there are"

Keegan M

Give me vodka !

Keegan M

Max was actually freakin out at the end there lol

Reznor8

hot ones colab

RetiredBodach

Cmon man send me that spicy spicy drank

RetiredBodach

Also grog in Washington state would be sick ☹️

mbriacodepaese

I crave the cursed spicy alcoholic beverage

128ajb

The cursed beverage would be a peak birthday present

squidgamelover8

hey buddeh i’ll take that spicy grog plz thx XD

Niko

love these guys

Jesse Holmes

fuck it ill take it and drink it all and post it to X or TikTok

juulia

another cold ones patreon lesbian reporting in (i'm drunk idk if "reporting in" makes sense on this contwxt but i'm a lesbian and here hey)

Pugz

Chilli grog? Sound pretty chill to me

Drew G

The Carolinas slander by lazercunt will not be tolerated

Natalya

We’re a small army

Lex Navarro

that fucker said Uranus twice

AnulMonkey

give me that jar man i need to experience the scoville effect

driveknight

Cops do have to get tased. I got so happy when Chad and Darcey decided to keep the splinter, I would have done the same.

Bald Lannan

Fuck mr beast and his home state

Kozy

bro idk if i want that jar

Dade

Bro Darcy, you the goat, i always enjoy seeing what you either come up with or create. thank you for taking care of some of my favorite content creators. keep it up man.

Eric

Can we go back to Chad getting naked? Lol

Xiax4

chad either retires on farm with gay lover or becomes sam hyde fish tank Lolcow

Hugh Janus

why does max's head look small?

lucy

max saying "is maxmoefoe out there" actually fucking killed me holy shit

beebo

timestamp pls im too drunk

lucy

1:14:20

Ian

i too am a cold ones patreon lesbian

Coalper

give me the jar of peppers i will legit film myself eating and drinking the entire jar in one sitting all in the name of Chinese darcy

Jirfs

cops do gotta b tazed

Rach

Tazed and OC sprayed, gotta go through it. I prefer the short amount of pain instead of back pain

Sirkus

i fucking hate lazarbeam and all fortnite fuck heads

JP#94

That wouldn’t be fire

Uncledaddy

I think max might actually be Cantonese

Kale

1:23:00 Chad Struggles to put cork back in twice

Pablo

now i understand why max said im never touching a piece of wood ever again

Mimi

bro predicted i need this speed meme

Silent Jay

That's the yogurt effect

Aiden

Jesus christ how loud was the bitching

DieNard

1:03:48 what the fuck is max doing with his fingers

Michal

Can i say n word here?

Dual Media

Love the fact Chad was RIGHT when he said kinetic energy on the moving water question lol

Johnny Ramos

43:20 My sentiments exactly! That question was not 6th grade! Haha. For real though, it’s funny to see Chad complain when things seem to go in Max’s favor.

Felix Lee

Chad when he wins a drinking game YAY I WIN Chad when he loses a drinking game YAY I WIN thats the entitled fatass effect

Todd Kinsey

Max hair is beautiful in this one

healgo

Chad the type of guy to call time out right before being tagged

darcy fanboy

Insider knowledge Darcy actually brews the chilli milk in his tinker shed.

Fredrick

Every comment contains someone's name and either an insult or compliment... Y'all doing okay?

Top Text

Damn Darcy is a bitch.

gersch

The american school system is failing (as you can in this video)