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We Drank EVERY Weird Craft Beer [EXTENDED] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-20 18:32:01
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2025-12-20 18:32:58
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JP#94

Ah hell yea

Kody Moir

Here before the Darcy variants

Kody Moir

If you use the right probe, you can achieve the Martian effect

Jordan Beare

Why does it look like they're both wearing wigs

Kahiau

Deez

JJMC

faaahkk you! I can´t unsee it now>:(

yagghi

fold darcy into a square

Mirto M

play league brooooo

Vasiliki A

That's the beer effect

The Duck On Quack

Chad looks a bit gey with his hair like that. I respect the confidence doe🙂‍↕️

Chris P

Still holding out for a Christmas vid 🙏

The Duck On Quack

Blud looks like he’s wearing a bonnet. Tag two Amish blokes

BRAY

Fellas are we doing a Christmas video this year?

Malkolm

When I've read the "Weird Craft Beer" I was expecting more than the bunch of IPA's and pastry stouts. Where is the mushroom gose? Cheese and bacon beer? Beer with a taste of Tom Yum or Kimchi? Like a simple tomato beer will do. Just saying - you could've brought a lot more suffering onto Chad and Max here.

Gremlin22

Tag a bloke who crafts beer

low res max

bro did not watch the sober podcast where he is gey 🙏

darply

does Darcy do weddings? as the groom? for me?

BRAY

Source?

Gordie

Cold ones is the best fetish porn production company of this century

drunk darcy

HR worked overtime after this one ended. At least the hush money from chad for the fold rubbing was enough for rent

small_critter

they got blue milk from starwars

low res max

first time watching fetish porn and alcoholism wish me luck

ry

I'm an hour in and I still can't get over that part in the beginning with Chad trying to zoom in on the can😭

Thrash4Cash

Pull up the fuckin b roll

Harrington

Yo Darcy im watching this video why you trying not to laugh bro that's disrespectful as hell braw

small_critter

chad moving like diddy in this one

FriedSmegma

Well done fellas. Funniest vid you’ve uploaded in a minute

FriedSmegma

Darcy groomer confirmed???

FriedSmegma

Beercraft lets play please

Klet

why is max in the engine bay of subaru 👀

Reznor8

iam low poly max

Keegan M

I wondered if Chad got his creampie after this one 😂

Reznor8

This episode will 100% be on the beer reddid, they are not using fancy glasses to drink the beer! 😠

Shockmaster

Chad knows what he's doing when he gets his belly out for all the ladies.

Koopla36

Why won't Max let Chad suck his cock? Its fucking Christmas for Christ's sake!

Ash

i got horny from chad rubbing his belly

low res max

max minecrafting about 6/10 through

Big Fan

Maxunwell

Reznor8

我也是

Reznor8

100% agreed

KawaruAlienShibe

best episode so far (simply bc of Chad wanting belly rubs XD)

low res max

when are we gonna get a low res or a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 chad in the comments? need to expand the cold ones adjective verse

Andrew Ivanov

so when is max joining misfit minds for shitty pours? lol XD

Jacob Lassiter

I counted 20 beers, Darcy took one out and I feel robbed

low res max

where's freaky chad he needs to hear about this

Bald Max

who up rubbin they folds?

𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚𝓨 𝓒𝓗𝓐𝓓

DIDDY…. DIIIIDDDDDYYY YOU AINT SEEN THE VIDEOS OF HIS HOUSE HE STOLE MY WHOLE FLOW BABY OIL WAS MY THANG. I AM THE OIL I AM THE ONE WHO OILLLLs.

Bald Darcy

Fr that's what blokes do for each other !

NerdLinger

Darcy shoulda got bald darcy to rub chads belly

Nightysmif

Wait you're tellin me a shrimp crafted these beers?

Jegg

Rubbing Chad's belly aint worth it for all the patreon money in the world. Darcy got scammed.

Double

Chinese fold

Realah64

Im a beer away from getting a bag was the best! Ahaha

Undead Darcy

If I invest in gold will you become Sold Darcy?

PROTOTYPE370

I can drink you under the table man bring me on the show

Leviathanman

If he were made out of bread he would be mold Darcy

Tess Callaghan

Chad shave ur head new vidddd bro 😏 🤪🤪🤪🤪🙌🙌👀👀👀👀👀

Tess Callaghan

Lol I’m watching the entire thing - love ur vids!! So glad I got Patreon

beebo

wdym id pay him like 10 bucks to rub that shit Fuck Yeah

Xzavier

Panning down and showing the fucking table Jordans made me lose it.

Xzavier

*Rubs suspiciously Darcy shaped belly* burp 🤤

SadChad

I felt like 9/11

Thysll

Where is black darcy

Natalya

btw how long does it take for sold out clothes to be restocked i so badly want one of the jumpers

Just max

Can we get a ball x pit gaming vid please and thank you.

Moleri

Nice actually a good viceo

Natalya

Didn’t watch this one, usually a big fan

Natalya

Bros the guy from the pod 🤯

greasy keyz

Can we have an episode where Darcy gets drunk

Chungus Khan

The part with Max mining their furniture while Chad was horny on the couch, was a very autistic moment

Milkiplier

thank you max and chud *burps a big white milk bubble*

Mirinmaru

Got patreon just for you guys. Can't decide if the lack of music makes your videos disturbing to watch or feel more genuine.

Greg Paul

LET ME SUCK IT CHAD😩💜

low res max

why are you so high quality bald?

low res max

hi thats me im quite low res

low res max

low quality chinese darcy when?

low res max

any good bloke would suck their blokes off amiright fellas

low res max

darcy with a full lace front human hair wig speaking gay facts? ts is not straight

low res max

darply probe me in low res?

low res max

i have been asking for a while now. maybe see if freaky chad will for christmas

low res max

another one joins the cold ones variant verse

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

Max rubbing Chad's belly and not making eye contact with anyone was very much in the essence of a sad handjob. Watching that felt like voyeurism.

Bald Max

i drank that shit that makes you 720p you should give it a go

Coors Light

You guys nailed this one, absolutely perfect main channel video glad I get to see the BTS (jungcook)

Undead Darcy

Does black magic darcy count?

Undead Darcy

4K max when 40K max walks in

Undead Darcy

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

The Thinker

I'm The Thinker. I Think.

Thadius Whacknamara

Best pre work bevvy, in my humble opinion, is either a pear or mandarin Grog. Thanks for packaging it in a way that makes other peak hour commuters less sus on me belting one back than a green tin gold at eight in the fucking morning.

Ian

why is chad the only one getting belly rubs? what about darcy and max? where’s the cold ones circle-rub?

Kaitlin

will the blokes not have christmas episode this year 😢😢

Postman Pat

I think yall shouldve had the beer can on the bottom left corner or somethin so the viewer had more time to look at the can to appreciate the art work and name @darcy!!!!

Mika Olvera

What are you thinking about mate

MindTheAxe

Respect to darcy for not putting up with their shit and giving them plastic cups, he would have had to clean up a lot of glass if he gave them real ones.

Yo Gurt

circle rub these nuts

Mr. Deez Hasentur Dachat

Aussie dont know freedom game. IPAs taste like booty cheeks. But day get da job done son! BOMBACLAT

Mika Olvera

Tag two blokes that get under the folds

Brendo

You guys gotta get hammered in Japan, make that shit a vlog

low res max

where is super high res max it's been one day

𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚𝓨 𝓒𝓗𝓐𝓓

🧐🧐Bruh you literally pulled the my best friend is black card lmao. Plus that shit just cringey if your gonna be racist or say slightly racist things the least you could do is be funny 😑😑

Megan

Scott make an only fans.

Greg Paul

FINALLY!! Daddy has answered😩 there’s absolutely no way you’re ready for what I’m about to do to you and then let you do to me after🤤🫟

Greg Paul

L COMMENT!!! Scott could never be a whore…. Unless it was a special only fans page ONLY to post pictures of his foot with gout🧐 now THATS class👏

shitdick

I agree, total cracker of a vid. The reoccurring 'rub under the fold', and trying to rope Crewy into doing stuff are my fav bits. This one is still fresh after all these months of doing these sorts of vids. The cloth reveal for the drinks is a great idea too, Darcy knocked it out the park. 👏 Probably the best Cold Ones vid of the year.

FuzzyTriangles

Until the IPA farts hit later in the night. That shit will fry a caterpillar to a crisp.

Desi

Currently stuck in the hospital after my dog was attacked on a walk so ill be binging the boys till surgery time!

Katinka Katz

I’m special because I’m from South Africa 👁️🫦👁️

Greg Paul

I want to rub lotion on chads belly and under the flap while I suck his cock and fondle his bells🥰🐝 GIMME THAT HONEY MY BIG BELLY BABE🍯😩🍯

white leslie

yeah only darby low and whory enough for an onlyfans

white leslie

i’m over here smokin that shmoovy grape bud pack

JP#94

Good luck with your dog bro sorry to hear that

The Thinker

Let me think on that one.

𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚𝓨 𝓒𝓗𝓐𝓓

Dude wtf!!!!!!!! You a freak like actually tho I can’t tell if it’s satire or what cuz I’m freaky Chad and I didn’t even think of that so you definitely got some real DEEP DEEP KINKS GOIN ON BUT IMA LET YOU DO YOU BOO. And if anyone is CRACKIN that hive and gettin honey it’s gonna be ME

low res max

can confirm i was mining off camera

Greg Paul

Not satire when I really would pay good money to fly from PA USA and also pay to give Chad this treatment and MUCH MORE I WILL BECOME TRANSBLENDER TO HAVE CHADWINKS CHILDREN🤤😩🥱😤💜💜💜!!!!!

herb

man Chad just couldn't get a break its a rough day for Chad supporters right now

athena

Max wearing brain dead ahhhhhhhhh

Reznor8

no chad's cock, no sugar glasses, man... we live in a society...

Brae

rubbing my folds right now

Merd

rubbing my folds right now

Lukas

Less max and chad please

Tucker

WHERE TF IS BUS DRIVER DARCY CUUUUUNT

Tucker

IM DRUNK ANS LATE ASF

Megan

Scott make a gout only fans.

Jana

Chad, Bratwurst is a real word and means Sausage. Lederhosen means leather pants. What you think of is Sauerkraut, that's the coleslaw/cabbage thing. Greetings from a german

Greg Paul

🙌🏼W COMMENT HERE GIVE US THE PEOPLE WHAT WE NEED NOT WANT SCOGG😩🙏🏼... 🥺🤲🏼 Pwetty Pwease🍒!!!

Fent Lean Chad

God dame we got freaky Chad on the track

Merd

Shut up bro

nopebawdy

This is the most unhinged comments I have ever seen. Is that due to the yogurt efffecfectedtefecteddcefedcteddcedsxeefjfjckksjsbshdjdkjfbjskshwbwieidhdxjkdbsbwjwhwhebhdjdndjhdirieowoowowowosidudhdhfnfndkdkdkdklldldmdndkdndllddoksjsjajsnznznqnsnwnsbdjdkdbwnajwbsjskxkabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

🫡 (several layers of absurdity going on here: a lesbian larping as a gay version of a straight(?) guy replying to a another guy larping as a low res version of an additional guy. Happy 2026 low res i hope it's even lower than the previous).

Balling Darcy

Wait I commented this forgetting what the thumbnail was lmao

Gangster Darcy

Don’t trust Chad when he says he needs to pee, cuz every time he says that, he throws up EVERYWHERE

Unus Anus

You’ll get used to it. It’s worth it in the end.

Greg Paul

“UNDER THE FOLD” MERCH where!?!? Cmon guys up doot this cmmnt!!!!!!!

Anton Voshwitz

Fuckers bro 2:35:22 woke my ass up, i feel asleep watching it

Chinese Max

Those smoothie sours are pretty good, though. And the standard sours are always high %.

Chinese Max

You’ll love learning what meatballs are called in the UK!

Mikayla Roze

I love sour beers and smoothie sours. It is better to "toss" the beers to mix in the sediment don't shake it XD

JP#94

I fell asleep and somehow woke up on my floor laying on top of beer cans at the siren too lmao

JP#94

Keeping my grog can cold under my fold rn

Natalie W

max is like the subject of some experiment for what happens to a person that comes up without having to abide by any of the rules of society

Gangster Darcy

They should upload an extended/unedited version, and an edited and uncensored version for Patreon

Allumero

Bro you can literally hear Chad gag before he starts spewing lol

Uncledaddy

Do you think chads conceal carrying a handwritten gun?

madzmoefoe

chad was born to be in theater

diarmy

Beavers are goated chads just lying

Ersatz

You guys need a HR department

Tinky

Darcy screaming for Max while rubbing under the fold is the funniest thing I have ever seen xD

Rida S

bro i was jus thinkin this, i just subbed and ts leaving me mad perturbed bc of the lack of music n skitzo editting i cant decide if i should regret ts or not

Alex Holden

Holy fuck I e Want to see Scott’s gout crystal 😍😍😍

HoeMalone

I thought you said "Sand Handjob," and I was trying to grasp what that could mean.

HoeMalone

TR department... Tummy Rubs

HoeMalone

You thought they would have crazy edits and music for hours of content? That's the Yogurt effect I guess.