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šŸŽ†Sober #EP 99 - New Year New Me (Patreon)

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New year same me, Iā€™m still going to touch chad

Bald Max

New year new variants

yungsobek

i just sploojed burmese style

Ben

NEW SOBER NEW SOBER NEW SOBER.. DON'T FORGET TO RING ME GUYS

shitdick

We're back, boys.

kaseybabiex

gimme pineapple gog in dubvegas PLEASE

Hectagoon

Didnā€™t watch this one, yā€™all have fun though

low res max

im low res max and its 2026

Bingus

Honestly Iā€™ve heard better. Thanks for giving it a go

Joachim Jolie

didn't watch this one, usually enjoy Chad's cock tho

Nathan

for the new year you guys should just do stuff i reckon

The Rowan Bean Pass

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to five nights at freddys

danni

meow >~<

Landon Rhoads

You just know Scott gone be missing, max gone be trolling, darcy wafflin and chad jus be flying šŸ˜‚ šŸ’€

A Bog

Boutta clock off the job soon thank god for this. I mean coo

dylan

didnt watch this one lads

dylan

usually a big fan though

BigGogMan

Release the Darcy files

IMazzz

Darcy trying to get us to go out and get some dome

Bald Darcy

Somebody give chad some Dome

WetGodzilla

I wish Australia was real.

vFoxhound

Big fan, didn't watch this one tho

drunk darcy

Oh shit I'm too drunk and put the wrong account

small_critter

chad i believe in you please donā€™t die in a massive fire ball

Migs

Darcy about to make a fat joke @22:53 šŸ’€

Bald Max

Yet anotha sober ep without scogg

Bald Max

Scog drink a grog

The Colgator

TAG 2 BLOKES WHO DONT POST A POD ON 3 MF WEEKS

Adrian

When is meat canyon coming on the podcast

Natalie

Chad I am a dietitian I can get you jacked

drunk darcy

Bro's not even a darcy anymore

Eddie

Darcy out here living his best life by the sea

Gangster Darcy

Gangster Darcy be like: ā€œIā€™m Gangster Darcyā€

twink darcy

I love to steal menus and suck cock

Air Fryer Darcy

Are you hungry drunk Darcy I can cook you something

Gangster Darcy

Gangster Darcy got a 5 string Ibanez sr305e ms bass guitar for Christmas

Gold Darcy

Darcy Giving dome ayo?!

drunk darcy

Fucking righto Silas slice please

felon darcy

My new years resolution this year is to stop jacking it so much

Gold Darcy

I Got an Autistic Canadian From Santa

Gold Darcy

bro shouldnt have stolen the menu

Rage3does

my dad got me a bloody cricket bat for chirssy!

Greg Paul

DID MY PRECIOUS SCOGG DIEšŸ„²šŸ’”I miss his sweet sweet voice and his goutā€¦ how is anybody surviving in this gout less scogg less environmentšŸ˜©šŸ’” we must crowd fund scogg so he doesnā€™t have to do desperate collabs like Minecraft and can rejoin his franks ok the podšŸ’œ!!! SCOGGY COME BACKā€¦.. You can blame it ALLLLLLL ON MEEEEEEEEEEEšŸ’œšŸ˜©šŸ’”

Greg Paul

Huge fan, watching this one but definitely reluctantly since no papa scoggšŸ˜…šŸ’ŖšŸ¼ tag two blokes who miss papa scogg!!

Greg Paul

WoUlD yOu BeNd OvEr FoR pApA sCoGg!?!?! GOTTA see what the comments say on this onešŸ¤”šŸ¤ØšŸ§!!

Bald Lannan

Fuck darcy actually got some good advice

low res max

you are right but you are also undead

low res max

bros a fuckign felon for jacking it

Alex

Darcy can you explain Darcy's Law

Double

Darcy please rub the fold

Linus Kindstrand

When I went to the biggest Amusement Park in Sweden during christmas I won a fucking insanely well made Tralalero Tralala plushie from a stupid claw machine. Had a boy who was like 6 years old next to me screaming and going insane over me winning it and I could tell the kid wanted to have the toy from me so bad (he did not get it)

Gremlin22

The Darcy Law. A Darcy cannot lackey without the lowly life.

Linus Kindstrand

Also Chad youre the fucking man going on a diet. It's tough and hella bad first couple of weeks because your body is used to intake more cals than what it burns, but once you teach your body that it can go through the day on a cal-deficit a whole day or week just fine then your body will adapt. You just gotta lock in because youre in the toughest part right now but hold out a few more weeks and I'll promise you it'll get easier. Everyone can have a laugh about it but deep down that shit is tough as fuck and I think you're goated pushing through it.

abbi

who put halo 2 in the mysterious location is my favorite reference

spagooti

Darcy stopping him self at 22:55 from calling chad the biggest thing in left in the wreckage

shatov_n

You blokes posting this on my birthday are as right as ever

CHOOK CEMENT

I'm out here getting Dome while sippin a fluffy Koala

Ant Sheerin

I'm here for Chad's diet arc! The lads at Cold Ones should support him 100%, best of luck Chad! From one big lad to another you've got this bro! šŸ«±šŸ»ā€šŸ«²šŸ¼

Hambo

Chad, you might have ADHD bro. I was diagnosed last year and your struggles around motivation, diet, etc. sound very familiar

beebo

max Big Pocket bit was Really good

Hambo

Darcy bouldering vlog when??

beebo

also genuinely awesome to see chad follow up w the pilot arc maybe hes not that retarded after allā¤ļøšŸ™

Marc102

Where the fuck is SCOGG

beebo

yeah hes some degree of neurodivergent. no need to label it really, he shld just look into how the brain works a lil different, thats what helped me feel less like a failure / like my brain didnt work properly

Hambo

Yeah but if you get the label you can get the drugs which are really good

Bald Max

thats what im saying

CHOOK CEMENT

Santa brought me a Fushigi ball!!!!!

danni

this aint no tom and jerry type shit I need me a catgirl

Marc102

Chinese year of gout?

Kelly

shouldve told darcy hes bassically gotten his P's for flying a plane

Bald Rebibshki

Yo who delivered that Fishbowl food for Chad? Another delivery guy what the fuck?

Deranged Darcy

Yess ty for a new epi needed this to get thru work today lowkey

Starving Darcy

Chad got his iPad set up to scroll while flying

Gremlin22

Did scogg get his pilots license? Is he the real flight ? Is he flying to scottland?

Yo Gurt

I am GayāœŒļøšŸ—£ļø

East Fremantle Dome Manager

šŸ˜¤šŸ˜”GIVE OUR MENU BACK NOW DARCY, I COULDNā€™T CARE LESS ABOUT PROMOTION. THIS IS WAR. šŸ˜”šŸ˜¤

Natalya

man this episode was too real

Harrington

No Scott no problem #ScottHatersAlign

Yo

Motivation isnā€™t the problem itā€™s environment if you are having trouble going to the gym start putting your gym clothes on your bed, desk or wherever you will see them most. You have to make it as accessible as possible or else your brain will start making excuses why not to go ā€œI would go to the gym but then I have find clothes and put them on Iā€™d rather lay downā€ canā€™t lay down if you have to move you gym clothes out the way your odds of going to the gym will increase

Gremlin22

Scott hate thread >>> #scott-free

mocha

i love this pod bruh

Berocca Darcy

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying

Asger

COLD ONES Please react to thee channel called ā€œEaten Pig After 100 Daysā€

Nicholas Galindo

making a step goal would be a really good way to build a habit to walk, if you feel uncomfortable walking outside cause ppl will recognize you, a treadmill will work wonders at home

Biscuit

When is Darcy making a joi?

nickstormm

Chad................ try melatonin and counting down from 500 to 0 when ur going asleep.............................workded for me

Lucy šŸŒŸ

Chad I think you just need therapy brother, bad sleep can mean a lot of things. Therapy can help with building habits. You donā€™t gotta do it alone mate.

The Thinker

I'm The Thinker. I Think.

Rodriguez

I NEED you to watch League of Pigs on youtube. Live Pig react on the pod

Bald Darcy

When he eats his hat or flies with Chad. Maybe double Joi with Chad and Darcy

Bald Darcy

New Patreon Tier coming soon!

Scallops

chad peptide and clavicular/cookie verse crossover

Andre Nguyen

Chad brother, If you are already struggling with crippling anxiety, steroids, peptides, SARMs are going to completely ruin your life. They magnify every positive and negative emotion. It seems you already don't have the motivation to do certain things, but once you cross thatline you need to be on point with everything, blood work, how your body is reacting, if the gear is safe, and not gear. These are chemicals that can permanently change your hormones, and most of the time, people don't recover and have to live with the consequences

low res max

finally representation that isnt me and chad

low res max

im busy lowing on his res till he gout

low res max

who are your guys so i can ring them

Grelk

For Christmas I got two blokes

Ben

you are a fool amongst scholars

Rogalal

There are all sorts of laws in place to keep pilots from drinking the night before they fly and then falling asleep while flying, so Chad's stories are terrifying

Bald Max

he's off to grogland

Bald Max

let him cook

Bald Max

gout got the better of him

Greg Paul

ā€œSAY IT AINT SOOOOOO, OwOOOOO MY LOVE IS A HEART BREAKERā€ I miss SCOGG more than weezeršŸ„²šŸ˜ž that should mean more than the world to everyone!!!!!

Ner0

when yall releasing a new grog flavor? and will it be watermelon?

Greg Paul

I need SCOGG to be my captain!!! If Iā€™m flying air SCOGG I know my life is in better and more dedicated hands than delta cause #FUCKDELTAšŸ˜¤!!! #DELTADID911 #GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!! #NHH????

Greg Paul

When will grog be in PA USA!?!? Iā€™ll suck SCOGG until heā€™s got no mo grogs in his system for even 1 grog to be stocked near mešŸ˜©šŸ’œ!!!

danni

hes turning into a catboy femboy

Ian From Smosh Bobblehead

If you think your crappy-crap eggroll can beat my pink frosted sprinkled donuts of awesome, then you're on cock goblin! Amm nom nom nom

low res max

might change my low res max for silly purposes

TheRamblingLank

When's Darcy going to start supporting a mate learning to fly

Meat

GET IN THE PLANE DARCY!

American Chad

24:57 Something about Max telling a story while Chad is shoveling food into his gob and looking completely checked out made me die laughing.

youre _arnt

i think its funny that Darcy was concerned that Chad was sleeping while flying in my experience ive seen lots of people sleep while flying as long as the co pilot was awake

Colby Jones

Darcy is actual preaching bout sleep health and habits. Unfortunately humans are generally built with a false sense that motivation will strike like lightning but it doesn't. Usually you just need to begin doing something with discipline, start using significant effort to build the habit and then over time the habit will result in motivation which significantly reduces the mental effort to do said task in the first place. Often this comes up with uni students because they expect the sudden motivation to do assignments but never get it.

Colby Jones

Also on another note, I conducted sleep research while at Uni and all of the stuff Darcy is saying is great advice, consistency is paramount, sunlight too. Keep it up Darply! It's not an understatement to say that quality/consistent sleep literally reduces risk of adverse health outcomes like hypertension and cardiovascular disease

Colby Jones

Psychological Science, did my honours thesis on Sleep Irregularity. Should be published very soon if all goes well. Looking to do a PhD in Psychological continuing my sleep research someday

Quincy J McGibbons

What are the chances, Iā€™m completing my bachelors in psych science right now, Iā€™m really intrigued by sleep and stress study. Goodluck with your future studies legend

Fent Lean Chad

I bought *financed* a lenovo loq 15.6" rtx 5050 laptop for college and some FENT

Fent Lean Chad

Playing runescape old school for the 1st time my stas are at 20-30

Markiplier

i'll volunteer to fly with chad, only thing is you gotta come to tassie

Madalin Radu

Motivation:remember the old you, the hell you lived when you did drugs, the feeling of guilt, anxiety. Work to feel good, have confidence

Jack Noire

Chad's about to barrel roll into the towers on his first flight

Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson

That was a actually a really nice relaxed episode, I enjoyed the straight talk. Wishing you the best Chad, keep your head up!

JRGT04

I love how Tralalero Tralala is actually more islamophobic than most things online and nobody even knows cause its some italian brainrot shit. Pork Dio, Pork Allah. Dio and Allah = God

shitdick

Watch the next sober pod be 10 times less serious because Scogg will bring the vibes.

shitdick

really? they talk about plane crashes, home invasions, agoraphobia, sleep issues, theft. Doesn't feel relaxed to me.

megan

dome

Colby Jones

Small world aye. Good luck to you too! Itā€™s a great field to be a part of

gang gang

Who up playing with they dome??

3cm long toe

I got an air purifier for the bedroom!

Streaming Darcy

chad will sleep better if he played BALATRO

Koster

28:34 for Scottā€™s cock

Tre Pell

Darcy making ANY excuse to not hold up his end of the bargin

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

I used to joke that my greatest contradiction in life was studying Cognitive and Behavioural Psychology alongside being a Cold Ones patreon subscriber. Good to know there's a few of us in here.

Randall Robinson

Chad flying a plane is terrifying. He might not crash but it ain't gonna be smooth.

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

There's so much that can be altered in one's life if starting out on a health journey before adding in gear. Chad has started this journey plenty of times, as many of us have, and fallen off again because early motivation alone isn't going to keep you going - discipline does. He has the money to get a nutritionist and a trainer and I think that'd really help with establishing discipline early on. The bottom line is if you want it badly enough, you'll stick to it. I gained like 30kg from depression and am losing it again slowly (10kg down) and motivation has not been enough because I didn't value myself enough to really commit, but consistency over perfection has gotten me along and I've found the start is truly the hardest part. Find healthy meals and exercise you actually enjoy, don't make excuses, have external accountability if you need it, commit to a routine. Steroids are not a necessary part of the conversation if even the building blocks I just mentioned aren't down.

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

Therapy would definitely help but I would hazard a guess that he hasn't got good "sleep hygiene" (most of us haven't) in general - he's not drinking enough water / consuming too much sugar or caffeine, on his phone before bed, bedroom isn't optimised for sleep, maybe he needs to walk the dogs at a certain time before bed, etc. There's so much that can mess up a sleep routine.

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

Definitely second this. Make it as easy on yourself as possible. I can't be arsed going to the gym rn (moved so now I'd have to drive there) so I do all my work outs at home, body weight exercises are enough for me at the stage of body recomp that I'm at and would be for Chad too (I'm not making a joke about his size CHAD LOOK AT ME I'M GENUINELY NOT). You have to remove as many opportunities for excuses as possible, like you pointed out.

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

The first few weeks are the hardest. Same with an exercise routine, starting is the hardest part. It gets easier as you go with a build up of momentum. I keep myself on track by reminding myself, this is a hard as it's going to be.

jumbeau

Santa gave me meta glasses

Balling Darcy

Chad shrek moment had me dying skull emoji

JokerBat

Darcy try not to be a weasel challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!! ANY%)

Thomas

Do a pod with Dallas soup

vFoxhound

Scott on next video or we riot. We want scott

Quincy J McGibbons

Cold ones was our observational experiment all along

beebo

damn happy birthday

Kahlypso

Worked in private aviation for a decade. Watching Darcy crash out at how casual aviation at this level actually is is fucking funny. Being a single engine pilot is super chill. Dude needs to take a breather.

Luke Willett

Please donā€™t let this oaf solo a plane. You guys should watch a ā€œflying for moneyā€ video, different perspective on how integral your reactions to emergencies are. Thereā€™s a thing called hazardous attitudes and Iā€™d say Chad is flirting with about 3 of them.

Kahlypso

Seen some true idiots climb out of planes, people that shouldn't be given drivers licenses. Chad is gonna be fine bud.

Luke Willett

If you think an alcoholic that by himself pushes his 172s forward cg to its limit is just ā€œgonna be fineā€ then you have a poor nose for danger. I can totally see Chad with a few drinks convincing a few poor lads to climb into his plane, get some poor performance on takeoff, pull back on the yolk, and cold ones turns into a very cold 1ā€¦

pengu

This ep was awesome

Megajeff

Chad please do a flying/camping travel vlog.

Red

Chad still get mad at others for eating on set ? Or

Lucy šŸŒŸ

Darcy with the full lace front be speaking facts right now

Sarah

Dome is elite! šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼

Big Fan

Are you playing a character bro, chad gonna be ight

Luke Willett

What do you know? Like seriously? What do you know about aviation safety that makes you think this dude is at all equipped to handle a legit emergency? God forbid Chad has an engine failure, because Iā€™m almost certain he would handle it incorrectly.

Renommes

Figuring out Max's jacket is pain. It's sooo cool

Erin189

DArcy got that most goated dome of all time

Em

This is a late af comment so idk if yall will see, but Darcy PLEASE drop the gym routinešŸ™ i was always focussing on one muscle group per day but i think your approach is much better

Joosh Mc

Darcy got some good dome

Joosh Mc

Just focus on darcy getting dome

El pinche vato

Honestly Darcy speaking fax in this ep šŸ’Æ

shitdick

šŸ˜‚ the guilt and sense of justice just eating up Darcy. kinda funny to watch in hindsight knowing this bothered him for like weeks later.

emily

Chad vs. Darcy - optimist vs. pessimist

g0rror

I didnt know they moved to Melb!! I gotta go out in the city more

Lynn Chilling

The guys are influencing Darcy finally

frajo šŸš¬

Pretty soon Chad gonna be on coach Gregā€™s radar

riuz

i'm watching and drivng a simulator thanks to the amazing opera gx, sponsored by darcy