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We Spent Too Much on INSANE Chinese Tech [EXTENDED] (Patreon)

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2026-01-31 19:00:12
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2026-02-02 22:43:56
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Sara

second

Sethisbased

What happened to yuri bro

shitdick

Hell yeah, 3 hours. I love this. Thank you to all crew involved.

DR PEPPERMOEFOE

99,500 patrons damn, that’s the chad cock effect

Greg Paul

🇨🇳You’ve met me at a very CHINESE time in my life🇨🇳#1️⃣!!!!!🇨🇳

Marc102

Jungkook minion couldn't handle the pressure.

Jana

Imma watch that one later, but thanks anyways.

Greg Paul

Did you guys ever find Scogg in all that Fog yet?!? I miss that bloke☹️😢!!!

shatov_n

MAX BE LOOKIN SO FRESH ISTG EVERY EP I WANT TO STEAL HIS LOOK

Ner0

CERTIFIED CHINESE MOMENT

Greg Paul

First Minecraft now Scogg it trying to start WW3🙄 JUST FUCKIN GREAT😪!!! Might have to stop watching this one out of pure disgust

Unknown Jpeg

Chad is the expensive Chinese tech imma touch

low res max

high res max come here lemme steal your swag ffs

Bigkahuna

Yuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Beelzebubbsaahhh

Why the hell am I hearing about this video from the reddit before Patreon‽

Michael Bland

What’s with the bald cast? In the comments

scanned beef

so far max’s is always bigger

Dakota caracoza

Bro no time to watch this, huge fan tho. Will attempt if promised chinese darcy.

Dakota caracoza

I love how its predicted cannon that max will get fat as fuuuuck if we lose chad. Careful in the skys bruv, innit.

Garrett

Didn't watch this one, usually a big fan.

Ant Sheerin

THAT'S THAT CHINESE SHIT!

Garrett

Maybe a video where you have 2 wheels of drinking ingredients/alcohol. 1 wheel of a mix of alcohols and mostly the ingredients/mixes, and the other wheel that is only alcohols?

Brandon .Carboni

Thanks for scarring my girlfriend from your best of 2025 moments on Patreon. Didn’t expect to see chads cock that much and his asshole 😭

Undead Darcy

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Darcy

BigGogMan

I love chinese spyware technology

Anna Gram

Tag 2 Chinese blokes

Bigkahuna

Lil ass and chode this a great first video to see on the Patreon

Preston Cormier

The chinese spy looking inside his ass gonna have a crazy night.

Natalya

ITS BIG CHINESE SEASON

Martian Darply

Convinced the martians that chinese people are like Max and Chad

Jack Noire

RIP grog dog you rest with tillman now

JP#94

Hell yeah

Chad Simpson

It will be good for the economy

Natasha Frost

ngl i totally want to cap that beauty machine in order to take out my blackheads and ingrown hairs

BLT

Will grog ever make it to Alabama USA

Lixerium

What a crazy coincidence!! My bf got me the robot at the 1:00:00 mark for christmas. I love it!! I use it to check in on my cats while I'm at work. The only downside is that the tracks catch hair.

The Frugal Gamer

Some American states are too poor for grog to be profitable

Natalya

as a lesbian seeing a cam go into chads fat ass was equal parts revolting and hysterical LMAOO i was gagging but couldnt stop laughinhg

cam

thats the lesbian effect

Konkolora

Awesome videos as always 😂

RedxSoloCup

I regret watching this while eating

Big Fan

I'm the real guy

Harrington

Cold ones: *do anything* Darply: OOOOHHHH!!!!!!

Zipplye

I watched this one, usually a big hater though

bliv

milk girl

Gordie

Max was really channeling his inner little boy for this one. He always is, but this episode was particularly... mentally regressed

AutisticWizard

You know the Chinese always make good stuff

Jack Stanley

Hurry up gog pineapple Australia you fuckers

Paralyzed Chad

Good day to be a patreon i tell ya wut

daichiduh

the pimple popping was great footage chad was right

Shockmaster

Camera up the arse was 10/10

bliv

was really hoping we'd get an extended cut of the irl dog walk, i miss the irl vlogs. i hope these blokes go on another vacation to see silly airbnbs soon

Chungus Khan

Dude the music coming on at just the perfect time with that robot dog, and Max's following Fortnite emote had me in tears 😂

Julian

I loved Max's cackling when Chad's tiny $1000 laptop was revealed, he's so cute

MoistSlushie

I would like to purchase Grog Dog

Greg Paul

Normally a huge fan!!! Couldn’t finish this one tho😅!!!

Nikk Johnson

that acne machine was disgusting had to skip lmao

Big Fan

I was eating ramen while going into chads asshole w/ the endoscope

Ashtyn

Can I have the pimple popping machine?

Rakim Abdullah (Truth)

props to Chad for getting the bidea, hygiene is all our responsibility

Bald Darcy

Finally Normal Darcy

KawaruAlienShibe

that $1k laptop is kinda cool. Get to play Portal n shizz

Mars

ts is WORTH $5 a month baby

quartzz

mate that's the selling point most days

youre _arnt

Where tf is the grog dog what happened is cuh ok?

Holden

Caltech needs to get some of that Chinese shit!

Joshua

so glad i finished my melon before the camera got shoved up chads ass 😭😭

Vin

Chinese Darcy happy asf right now

dee al

2:24:19 shoulda name that mf garfield.

low res max

im low res max and i think chinese max got that dog

low res max

i went stupid and was given alcohol so i went stupider

low res max

you're telling me a fat cunt that cant lay turf for fuck all gave glory to this ccp?

low res max

these are dudes they cant yuri

low res max

darcy finally becoming freaky

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

Girl no joke I signed up to the patreon for the 'lizard cam' the first time they tried putting a camera up his ass. My brain went "surely not," paid my five dollars and went well damn, there it is. We occupy the overlap in the Venn Diagram of (lesbians) + (cold ones patreon subs strangely intrigued by Chad's proclivity to show hole).

Air Fryer Darcy

Darcy will be in touch with the contact information for his Chinese herb and tech agent

Air Fryer Darcy

Scott has really been struggling with his gout lately it would be hard to travel

Air Fryer Darcy

Who has better gizmos Chinese people or martians

Air Fryer Darcy

Take this updoot kind stranger this comment is so relatable

bliv

scott should bring them to china that would be the funniest video ever

YaDuckj03

what the actual fuck at 28 mins

JP#94

Next video should be random ass industrial equipment or shit 100k episode

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

Realisation: Chad has essentially donated his body to science whilst he's still alive. If you went up his nose (and I feel like we already have?), the only orifice left for us to explore would be his urethra.

Mars

pussy

jett

its actually pretty good ahah they couldve got some emulated mario or smth running well

Sebastian

i fucking love this autistic crab rave bit

Sethisbased

Miss when he was beating homeless with metal bars for robbing the office

Boogle

How lovely of Chad to always give us comprehensive health exams ❤️ he knows we love him sm

Boogle

Full body ultrasound next

Boogle

That’s the iron lung effect

fixxnfoxy

Our bidet is water-powered, just uses the water pressure. Cold water though I prefer that to warm water.

fixxnfoxy

Their toilet is a traditional style one. The bidet is a D shape modern one. They're incompatible.

beebo

i subscribed for the unpostable shit and was posting chad dick timestamps like 4 years ago; i remember being bedbound n just watching and notating every single time he shows hole or peener

beebo

scogg gave me a shoutout once at the end of a sober ep and i came evwrywhere instantly

Air Fryer Darcy

100k YouTube subscriber special is air fryer part 2

Air Fryer Darcy

Bro needs some Chinese hair growth serum or something

FriedSmegma

Can you cunce go one video without eating? Max chews like some creature that lives in a fucking cave.

gang gang

YES I ALSO WANT MORE TRAVEL SHIT! FUCKING DARCY PLANNING A TRIP AGAIN! sorry for caps

Bald Rebibshki

Robot dog delivering Grog? Man us delivery drivers are out of a job for sure

Thadius Whacknamara

Now I regret buying the distilling setup - could have had a cement mixer style thermomix to set me apart from the other mum's.

Mixinder

i need grog in europe :(

Thrash4Cash

BUY MORE ROBOTS AND BATTLE. Let them find 5 robots to vs. each other, and let them customize them with switchblades. Do different themed battles and shit. ROBOT WARS!

Apple

Imagine the flight accident report citing the Chads 1$ pen as the reason the flights plan was filed incorrectly

Desirae

i seen more of chad than I ever thought id see

Lucas snow

Idk not a massive fan of skinny Chad

Marin

I swear the robot dog at the end got me so bad bruh I've never laughed so hard 😭

shitdick

honestly not to be rude but I'd recommend going back and watching those vids. I watched the New Zealand vlog (5 hours) and the Remote Pub vlog (4 hours) and basically didn't remember any of it. Worth re-watching. New vlog would be all right. I'm guessing they'll bring Grog to the UK and film some stuff there. Travel vids are apparently hard to plan. I like them being in the studio since it's like condensed and they can fuck around. There are other creators that do the vlog thing as their main thing.

OGM

Why the fuck do i watch this

BLT

I was eating ass

Red

56:17 , like . I have bros . But ig I don’t have bros .

Coors Light

Hi im one of the winners of the patreon subscription. Ive been immediately rewarded with Chad asshole cam. What an honor

Coors Light

Yet. Left for us to explore YET

Noah Hagan

FREE CAM PODCAST WOULD BE FUCKING LIT

Jake Riess

Chad, I watch alot of Audiology videos, and you should see a professional for that ear.

JP#94

$100k episode i meant

Pure Sound

Man Darcy been fuckin with that word prong

The Sock Monster

Bring Grog to the west coast, you cunts. I'm not driving 4 hours to New Jersey to get it

rob

absolute throwback name and pfp, forgot abour that dude 😭🙏

rob

all i want is air fryer 2

BafflingBear

1:22:45 “it’s hot tuah”

Clawshawt

This right here was worth becoming a patron

Red Darci

Guys the CP is out NOW!

low res max

this is totally for research and not because it's an excuse to buy a sounding rod

mbriacodepaese

46:59 When the intrusive thoughts win

low res max

Hey don't dox my address like that 😞

low res max

that's the fungus effect

Chungus Khan

Why is it so hard for Chad to understand that you cant make content with a bidet or a small computer? When they ask "what are you gonna do with it?" And they obviously mean in terms of content for the video and he answers that he is going to use it to surf the web..

Air Fryer Darcy

Man I love that hydraulic press bit, I’d love to do do a collab @HydraulicPressDarcy

Double

Hydraulic press and Chad ass when

Ally

thanks jess

Galaga

bring grog to Europe already

pepepeen

a blue raspberry grog would be fire

low res max

no way that guy is real..

low res max

Actively coercing freaky chad into this

Air Fryer Darcy

Thank you Jess for the close up of Chads hole and thank you Crewy for the bidet and sorry Silas for the Algarto mic arm and Darcy you ight I guess

Undead Darcy

5 robots and 1 Darcy in a robot costume and they have to vote him out

FloGamer

In Chad's favor I loved Chad's showcase of a tiny laptop capable of running portal opposed to Max's shitty Chinese apple duck smacking slop machine. Max I love you but please, for the love of god, grow up.

Cj Gonzalez

Damn wtf did I just watch lmao

Evan

I’ve had the most mingin’ farts watching this

Koelkaststekker

Probably some gay EU rules preventing them

Galaga

I mean if we go based on the food and drink regulation According to my limited knowledge grog should be fine and dandy to bring here Maybe is just a cost issue to either establish a factory or a warehouse for it here in the EU

Drew

By far your funniest video in a while, had me dying the entire time. I’d love to see you guys do another camping video

kai

Chinese tech turning Chad into a OnlyFans bloke

Undead Darcy

What the fuck why'd you cut out the part with the dog in the park? Downdoot, epic fail.

Mikayla Roze

Came down with the kung-flu at least I have you guys to help me feel better. <3

ComicalMoodyDan

Seeing Chad's asshole was not on my bucket list for today.

Red

Did Darcy just kick that dog!? That's Fricked up

Invisible Darcy

hell nah they needa make robot dog butter after this one

Liam Powell

robot butter dick dog robot dick butter dog robot butter dog dick! say that 10x fast

The Duck On Quack

You guys did NOT need a hydraulic press for those cheeseburgers. Having Chad stand on the would’ve had the same effect

Confused Leslie on pod

Honestly came here for that, that Whole segment was the funniest thing I've ever seen

BinChimkinAU

Hell yea that was fun to watch hahaha

low res max

where the fuck is the darcy

low res max

another max variant. Finally

low res max

darcy been fucking with that prong 👏

low res max

they did mention going back to america recently. i'd expect a grog tour again (might drop in new states) or collab with other creators (like fear pong or family feud) sometime this year

low res max

are you a bald darcy wearing a full lace front human hair wig or are you using a hair cap thing

Undead Darcy

There's no issue bringing Grog to EU, the only problem is that most Cold Ones fans are in US, Australia and UK. Most likely they would try to produce it in EU just like US Grog is made in the US and NZ Grog is made in NZ, which would only make sense if they know they will sell the shit out of it

Fent Lean Chad

worst camera man ever 2:11:48 HOLD the camera stedely or my NuTs goNNa blow up yes this is a threat

Nik

Never seen Chad so well behaved than when the glasses went on

Smoke_bby

You guys should get one of those human-size AI robots. Better yet, get two and make them fight 😂

lindsay T

Love how Cold Ones-ified Darcy has become

Isaac clarke

You guys did this on December 11, editing doesn't take that long, right?

Merd

They probably had like stuff

Jess

christmas break

Charlotte Cairncross

I need to know what the fuck that Chinese spyware was in Chad's ear!

MCMC

This is what I paid 5 dollars for lol

Jason Wasden

Chad I am flight instructor let me fly you😏

Rachel

real steel (2011)

Jess

breh it's a 200/70 zoom lens and I'm trying to vlog with it 😂

Pine ☀♡

PLEASE BRING GROG TO CANADA!! ❤

Katsuri

My name Jeff

Dawson Hummel

I paid almost 10 cad still worth lol

ALegoCowboy

Someone should go to a thrift store that's closest to the cold ones set to see all the Chinese Spyware that gets dumped by them lol

Blueluelie

I was NOT ready to see the ass

mog

good mythical mroning everyone

Marc102

What the fuck are you on the patreon for then

Blueluelie

What the fuck do you care for

yagghi

hey not an electrician here! Those values look completely safe to me :) ! (please fold darcy into a square)

ratgirl

where is the extended footage of the boys walkinb grog dog out on the street ?!

Boogle

GROG IN NEW ORLEANS PLS PLS PLS WE GOT PLENTY OF SPYWARE HERE TOO

Alex Holden

ARE YOU JESS FROM COLD ONES WOW BIG FAN

pomopave

im not an professional but i think you need to bleed the hydraulic press

HoeMalone

Yogurt in full effect.

HoeMalone

It's okay brother, we aint here to judge. We ALL came for Chad's cock and ass.

HoeMalone

Yeah thats what we come to this channel for. Max being mature.

Chelly

I fucking love Chinese

Jirfs

chad is become darcy by 2028

LickMeRich

This is why I pay monthly to watch

low res max

We thought the autism diagnosis was a bit. We were very wrong. now we rave.

low res max

darply is hype as fuck 😃

low res max

must have both in equal measure lest people get sad by lack of cock.

low res max

in all seriousness though im mostly sure that yuri works for coolshirtz not cold ones.

Millie Boulter

How are they not paranoid about the robot revolution

ren ve

beans and oil

Zipplye

I just want to make a point to Darcy on like He was hammering in throughout Chad's mini laptop section that they're doing a YouTube video and he wants it to "be interesting" as if there aren't literally thousands of people that pay $5 a month to watch the unedited videos, we don't care about a tiny minute section of the video being slightly uninteresting

Mika Olvera

Fat fuck can't wait two seconds for the burgers

Sammy W

Awh damn thats the yoghurt effect

Gog

GROG IN UK NOW PLZ

kornonnakob

They didn't show the buying, so I don't like it. No buying, no butthole, no patreon.

Spaghetti Man

No robot dog in the park bonus footage? You guys are going to Chinese Hell for that one

Juho

came here specifically for chinese dog footage

shrekdem7543

UK GROG NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

shrekdem7543

should've poured cement on smaller robot dog and re released the dog cement t shirts. what a chud move they didnt

Connor

You get what you pay for. Bravo, Chad Roberts.

sawdust

Bro talking about Max eating food then the cheeseburgers come in and the whole tune changes - foaming at the mouth

TheGuy

I hate when mommy and daddy fight

shitdick

1:16:50 "you're the one that took a shit in it last" lmao was that Crewy? So funny, the crew member just holding onto this angst about Chad's shits. Like it's been over an hour and he still knows who stunk it up.

Angelica

Please eat me out

juulia

I WANNA SUCK ON UR BOLPS DARCY MAN!!!!PLEASE MAN!!!!!!

abudude

These are the best

Krypticton

chad actually shops like a retard lol