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🛞 Sober #EP 99.3 - Max Has Gone INSANE (Patreon)

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2026-02-16 10:15:10
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Marc102

Always has been

Harrington

An intimate one on one? I wonder who finally snapped and killed the big one

shitdick

I actually REALLY enjoyed this week's pod.

Asger

You fell off

drunk darcy

Why we being edged for episode 100 man

Joseph Knibb

haven't watched yet, will keep you posted on my thoughts when i do tho

Marc102

New phone, who dis

shatov_n

God damn max looks handsome

martin321

jackbox gaming vid when ?

Nicolai

Ah, new episode of good mythical morning ty

Jana

So the only person who's always on the pod is Darcy, noted. (I'm not complaining)

Nicolai

Wait I loved that they returned the menu. I actually truly believe that that would sit on Darcy's conscious

beebo

yknowatimsayin?

Ant Sheerin

Is this Cold Ones from Joji?

mediumpurple.com

My mate sane was fucked by this fat guy called markiplier once.

LegoRedbeard

This reminds of that time in Lego City

Thadius Whacknamara

We're one month away from multiple Chinese Darcy channels just making the same videos as direct remakes... If OG Chinese Darcy makes a remake of a Chinese Darcy remaker were three month from all of YouTube being Chinese Darcys.

M1XED

North Korea Vlog when?

Starving Darcy

i’d love worms and apples right about now

ChickenJoe

Worms make great fishing bait

Rage3does

this is an all time classic episode, don't listen to the haters (aka silas)

ChickenJoe

Hi Darcy from fishing here, I can confirm they are

FriedSmegma

This episode of the Chad Roberts podcast sucked. Normally a big fan though. Chad should just make a new podcast with a bunch of fat blokes called Fat Ones.

FriedSmegma

It’s probably due to the fungus

FriedSmegma

Ugly bitches go back to sleep

FriedSmegma

The quran says otherwise

small_critter

yo-yo guy was awesome he came to my school too i remember him doing walk the dog and round the world thought i was gonna be the next yo-yo master

gay emo twink Max

Does Darcy want someone to hold his hand while he gets his wisdom teeth out? Because I volunteer to be the hand holder

gay emo twink Max

I'm so glad I can get my Chinese Darcy nipple protectors now

hogbone Jimmy pelvis choccie rebait

Water flossing is as next level as going from a manual to electric toothbrush. It's one of those things that you think can't be as good as everyone insists, and then it is and it get mad about not trying it sooner. You'll feel so clean that it's almost violating.

Noah Hagan

Get a 5th chair for Silas. His dance with the shadows has gone on too long.

Emily Gibson

Max and Darcy keep my heart warm, my laughter diabolical, and my dranks cold

Niko

Did we just get a glimpse of what the pod is going to be after chad dies in a horrible plane crash? If so i'm not complaining cuz this was fire ep.

Berocca Boy

Berocca can help with wisdom teeth- Signed, Berocca boy

BOOKHAT

Hog island files just dropped

Apple

Wtf is happening in the end, this is the best episode ever

Streaming Darcy

man they need to wrap it up, wdym 99.3 what the hell is next 99.4?

MCMC

This is my regular scheduled programming rn

SiickkStyle

00:00-1:17:14 time stamp. Im paying $5 for this?

Mees

My teeth have also been fused together for years now and it's the reason why I started using toothpicks. but maybe flossing is better for you, I wouldn't know. I'm not dentist.

TexasToast

Make podcast equipment more expensive

IMazzz

Goated ep, you should always post the two man pods

Joshy

Yeah I’m here

Balling Darcy

YES I can start watching again, half of my fav retards are back! I’m fuckin bawlin!

Bald Darcy

Darcy would be with Chad in the plane

Caden Cahill

I pay to see chads cock if he never shows up I want Darcy’s instead

Graped Up Max

This legitimately my favorite podcast episode 😭

Undead Darcy

Can you tell Darcy I'm a normal guy

Undead Darcy

Either Darcy dies with him or he shows up next ep with a belly full of hat

Coopstibial

I dunno about all this being Darcy thing I’m just a normal account with a normal name

KoreHub

yeah, i’m here

Double

Episode 99.3 what’s next episode 99.4???

Liam

yooo

two blokes

Haven't listened to this one yet. Good show tho congrats

Danny

Max looks so real with this ai you wouldn't think he died after chad went into a barbarian rage and ripped him half

Gordie

Max is scruffy again, they heard my calls. the haters said this would never happen but it did!

Biggest Mike

Liz said we been asking for femail bread nudity or whatever, but when will the silas cock reveal drop? We know you filmed it already, so don't act like you aint got it.

Thrash4Cash

Max didn't bring the fucking iconic moefoe GUCCI bag???

gang gang

hello sillas... hope ur doing good TODAY

GManners

Been going backwards through all the previous pods and this one has blow the rest out of the water.

Ben

Im here darcy

Kevin R

Chinese maximum motherfucker

Nathan

Yeah I’m here bro

lucy

hi im here i have normal name please play more bazzar❤️

Chottio

Silas Legend

low res max

im low res max and im going insane when the FUCK is 99.4

low res max

bros live right now and hes gotta wrap it up soon..

low res max

wait equalize it 3 chairs both sides and then we get silas and rowey

Aimee Tice

Love you guys! Real normal person here 🙃

low res max

Cold Ones Exclusive Exorcism of the Great Old One from Silas!!

low res max

we miss you come back scogg

Epic 9001

Hello I’m real trust me

dust

Best podcast yet

Justin Milette

@1:00:02 Habs fans ! Go Habs Go! Btw, yeah I’m here bro

idecmann

BOOOO where is chad

low res max

all th muted throat clears sound like some mysterious enemy talking

beebo

oh we need more Liz

Migs

Max and Darcy, yall should play a bit of He is Coming. Its on the xbox game pass and its a pretty fun small rougelike

Luke Mundy

This has been the best episode yet! Couldn’t keep my eyes of my phone while driving to work!

Vanessa

more bazaar please

Vanessa

Tell Chad I said hi

Gold Darcy

Bro is a bit of a legend on palago

Gold Darcy

Low res max is my favourite

Natalya

YESSS i love max and darcy thank fuck the fat one isnt here

low res max

gold darcy is favorite darcy variant but you are tied with chinese darcy

Adam Winter

Get Bozi on the pod, I like the way his names sounds, its my new stim word.

Anna

Yeah I’m here

Ian

tag a bloke who’s normal

Coopstibial

Tag two blokes with normal names who do fuck all

Gold Darcy

WHOAH LOW RES MAX PIC UPDATE

Mattias

yeah i'm here

Adam Winter

Best ep in a while, love this unhinged shit.

Hectagoon

Darcy, I got the same thing going on with my wisdom teeth

Rodriguez

I'm the real guy

:)

Nah don’t worry Darcy school yo-yo salesman is a global experience. I bought one I couldn’t use too brother

Red

More of just these two.

A Bog

Finally, good content. I mean, Coo

Gold Darcy

watch out for a mf named little jhon.

Megajeff

I also remember a yo-yo salesman coming to my school

Gold Darcy

Silus looking handsome

Ner0

the boys should play mewgenics

bliv

finally some silas love darply has been taking the spotlight for TOO long

low res max

darply you should double the anesthesia and give it to the next person. this is coming from the wise low res maxmoefoe.

low res max

doplex edit me gay thank you

low res max

bozi edits the pod you should communicate to him through editing

low res max

darcy is pissed off theres no low res darcy blokes.

low res max

IM LOW RES MAX and i love breaking table

Gold Darcy

When i hear a consistant banging sound in my car i know the hostage is trying to get away

Gold Darcy

Sober pod table aint as stronk as the Cold ones table that shit is Invincible

Gold Darcy

Not as late as me man

Gold Darcy

Apple? whats next Orange?

low res max

the yo yo salesman who came to my school ended up being a phile so..

low res max

collab with chinese darcy and i will sell my low res kidneys for that merch

low res max

i will buy that fucking hat i love it

Scallops

this like the fly episode in breaking bad

abbi

delete this one

Scallops

also darcy good peanut joke

abbi

where’s the fat retard one

abbi

usually a big fan but this month wasn’t worth my $5 so my venmo is @aidriskill will you send it back when you get a chance i’m sure next month will be heat just not so convinced this time around thanks

Jez

Darcy trying to prove his masculinity by explaining a tyre change, weak as piss and half as warm ❤️

ArtistKong

Why would you lie to your good mate Chad… hes dying of lungus

Harley Kane

max bro please talk louder or into the mic cheers legend

Longy

thanks darcy, didn't listen but i'm sure what you said is correct

Sam Pearce

Is Scott running a sweatshop in cold ones hq why are there so many blokes on set

Natalya

man max went insane in this one

Natalya

yeah im here

Fent Lean Chad

Nax and Barcy and Simas are in this episod just so you guys know, for your information constipation

Deez

I'm here darcy my name is Deez

Gold Darcy

Deez do you perchance have the ownership of some kind of nuts?

Gold Darcy

Abigail just say you're broke

Gold Darcy

yeah same. Was a fucking nerd

abbi

unfortunately not all of us can be made of solid gold

shitdick

Yeah I've been watching previous ones, Max often has ideas and suggestions but it's not until this one he's able to go through with them.

beebo

silas is cool i Like Silas!!! also i am Real human yes hello!! might be retarded but im sure human!

drunk darcy

Throws rice to make bird explode

low res max

drunk you are 2nd favorite im sorry but chinese and gold stole my heart. next grog goes out to you bro.

low res max

dont tell the viewers i am in halves or darcy will cut my strings.

low res max

darcy is far too innocent for this. cannot deal with the Horrors. either that or doug dimmadale had the doug dimmadome snipers on him.

low res max

tag two blokes who werent here for the fucking pod

low res max

he'll be back later needed new variant of him.

Undead Darcy

Why am I rated so low I'm not a low res lackey

Undead Darcy

An apple a day keeps the witchdoctor away

Frank Bean

Chad lowkey got Gout From scott :( Darcy is next in my books.

Liam Rieley

Ayeee I’ve finally found the bottom text

Gamer831

Very cool 👍

xNooseMoose

darcy bro on god my sister works at south fremantle dome

Berocca Boy

SOUTH AFRICA MENTION!- Signed Berocca Boy

Ash T

release the darcy files, i know they exist!

FriedToast

Best episode so far, Rest In Peace Chad

Koster

Wait this isnt the Chinese Darcy Patreon?

jj

Can we have a Darcy therapy ep. If the wrong yoyo can derail this man I need to hear more

Apple

Golden Darcy apple from minecraft?

Grog Frog

Darcy you gotta fix yo shit before your teeth get worse

mog

keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

Deranged Darcy

This epi was so unhinged I enjoy seeing this wild side of darby

Kahlypso

Max is a fucking werewolf, and his full moon is not something I can figure out. My man just wigs the fuck out sometimes and every time I end up pissing myself.

FranticFan1

Bring back Rowey, he cool

gay emo twink Max

I'm back again to find out if Darcy still needs someone to hold his hand during his wisdom teeth removal procedure. Let me know, Darcy. Please.

Rowan bean

Worst pod I’ve ever listened to. Live execution of Max soon pls 🙏

Hectagoon

What you are seeing here folks, is the beginning to the end of Cold Ones

Raikhan

It's the Yoghurt effect

Raikhan

Search Jerky in the Epstein emails

Penelope

wheres the stinky one

Penelope

i had the yoyo guy come to my school too wtf

Roman

Yeah I’m here

Bald Rebibshki

Man I could’ve delivered the Dome menu man

Bbd34

Give me five dollar s

Grelk

Yea I’m here

Starving Darcy

Eemeli Anttonen is here holy shit i’m cumming

Jana

I'm a real guy. (Technically a girl but it's okay)

Gay Darcy

Darcy didn’t come to vegas Gay darcy missed his chance 😔

Stinkbug

Yeah I'm here (girl btw)

Stinkbug

!I have a complaint for the podcast manager! I don't know how to change a flat tire and I was genuinely learning something from Darcys lecture but then it cut to Max and now I don't know which bolt to start with since Darcy was cut out when he said :/

Chungus Khan

How tf are you so bad at talking to each other. Jesus. Also i want more bazaar

lily sprinkles

yo yo selling man also came to my school . childhood memory unlocked

Ner0

big fan but sadly I can't hear cause I have gout

Connor

Fucking oath, Im a real guy!

Thrash4Cash

I'm here (fatcunt) , and this might be my favorite ep just because Max does clearly know what we want, we keep the lights on who tf is in that bitch

Coors Light

2 hogs touching each other's hogs

Kosta

Yeah i’m here ❤️

kaseybabiex

i am a real guy… i think

kaseybabiex

also barry tastes like ass

Big Chad

Where’s the chad effect gone?

Malainey Davison

yo yo man is canon event for australian schools maccamofo

CWillyHD

yea i’m here

Fent Lean Chad

My nuts are, pink............... but my balls are, ...............Pinker. No there aren't any pink nerf guns in my steamer.

Jana

Can we get a one hour compilation of just Darcy clearing his throat?

Lachlan

Now this is podcastin

Don't Mad

Keep doing what you're doing, almost every podcast ep of yours I can think of I've watched, so keep doing what you're doing. It's great. The rest of the crew not being there is something different and it should be kept. Chad doesn't have to be there for every ep and neither does Scott that absolute animal, keep what you're doing going because you might think it's shit but it aint. The podcast is doing what it's meant to. My name Jeff.

Air Fryer Darcy

That’s the Paul Truman effect or something

Air Fryer Darcy

Yeah I genuinely filed a police report for petty theft, tag two blokes named prisoner Darcy

Air Fryer Darcy

We got the Epstein files before Japan vlogs smh

Air Fryer Darcy

Working on a cure for gout, unfortunately the festering scatt hole has gotten worse

Air Fryer Darcy

Abigail ByChingus the 3rd, venmo is a continental American thing please provide me your account number, BSB, PIN number, email, password and mail me a duplicate of your SIM card and I will send you $5

Air Fryer Darcy

My face when I invested in silver Darcys only fans and not gold Darcys but it drops in price >10%

Air Fryer Darcy

Cumputer make sillas have a merry Chinese new year

Gold Darcy

Not for long. Time to dip them in molten gold

shitdick

The best Sober pods are with the 4 of them, but occasionally these others strike gold.

Air Fryer Darcy

Man Chinese Darcy fell off it’s been 2 days bro must need an extra $5

Air Fryer Darcy

Chinese new year bro Scott would have a sweat shop rebellion on his hands if he didn’t show up

Air Fryer Darcy

I heard they put that fucker inside of an iron lung

gay emo twink Max

Can someone ask Darcy to answer my Instagram DMS, I'm drinking the grog that makes you gay (specifically for Darcy) and I'm waiting for his response. I love you Darcy ❤️😻🥰

Tingoee

Darcy admiring to breaking his phone to buy a new one reminds me of my brother wanting a new iPod Touch so he took a hammer to it.

Deez

I might have some laying around

Art Green

i’m the real guy

Balling Darcy

LMAO you changed your name legend!!

Balling Darcy

“I’m a fuckin werewolf and my full moon is not somethin you can figure out” is a Dracula flow bar 🔥

Balling Darcy

I get my therapy on da court girl!

Jr

My little sister was the same she slammed her iPad because she wanted a pink one (she had a purple one)

Jr

Bros flying

Bald Mark Lowenport

Hey Darcy, i’m sorry you have to deal with people constantly editing photos of you changing their name to (insert meme) Darcy. I just wanted to let you know that you have real adult supporters like me.

Rocco

hi darcy

Dravgo

Worms and apples am I right

Powerhouse204

Is cold ones a fucking broken hose now why can yall not be on the same pod same time

BigBoofa

Watched this one. Usually hate this shit though.

Sethisbased

Just tell us what happened to yuri bro

Syliminal+

Can I get a reply Darcy I'll print it out and frame it I promise.

CHOOK CEMENT

THE CORNER OF THAT TABLE HAS BEEN BUGGING ME FOR SO LONG, SO GLAD MAX HAS TAKEN ACTION!!!!!

Nick Willmott

Possibly the biggest waste of money. Keep up the good work!

lindsay T

‘Ate a fruit, saw a bug..didn’t see a bat though’ -Max’s Thailand trip

Sexy Darcy

I’m here Darcy hello

dyslexicbich

man this pod is aight, better than the last one

Matthew mannes

Best longest episode I’ve ever seen.

Andy Dem

Darlply oh shit he spittin

Red Darci

I am a real red boy

Red Darci

What do you want us to say, u also got nutthin

American Chad

Darcy be giving some strong school counselor/youth pastor vibes in this episode.

American Chad

Also, this ep is still better than the last one with all the yanks.

Lixerium

I play the Baazar. I'm down to play with you guys, buy you're on the other side of the planet.

Mitch

max kinda jiggy with it

DieNard

At least here in Germany, dentists use local anaesthetic where they just kinda inject the solution into your gums where they’re gonna work on.

Kasedia

Hi Darply, I’m real. #Antipeanutstrike

Julian

Incredible work Bozi, you're killing it

Harry Primus

I’d rather get dome at breakfast if u kno what im sayin

white leslie

man darby tryna sound like hes not just the lowly lackey

ALegoCowboy

is max going through his mid life crisis or what lol

Eli Roberts

Darby is a man of the common people

Edvin

BEST EP YET

Lucy 🌟

Skyrizi crohns commercial

Lucy 🌟

Man our school had a yoyo man too, Darcy only speaks the truth

Ner0

gog

Jayden

Immediately love Liz for that 😂😂 def won the talent show

Markiplier

i really enjoyed darcy talking about changing a flat tire. keep doing that, 私は中国癌です

Dyrhoi

this sure was a one

Jana

Can confirm, dentist stole 2 of my wisdom teeth in early january. Didn't feel anything tho, except the needle for the injection, that was nasty.

Oris tv

Darcy upload again on your channel! I made my own bunnings snag back in the day because of your video even though i live in london. It was peak entertainment

Nick Gerr

Havent had Barrys swamp juice but I took a shit in the reviews regardless

Judy Anaya

Yea I’m here (girl version)

Josh H

I'm here for you Darply

JP#94

Didn’t tune into this one, usually a big fan tho and Where tf is scogg

Paralyzed Chad

Ima roll out if this tard thinks Im a bot account

Carter Winters

please dont ever stop, Darcy. I love your infinite tangents

Jordan Entrekin

Just barely missed yall in Nashville, pls come back 🙏🙏 * still got some signed grog tho thanks boys🫡

violet

yes I'm here

JStorm76

The fucking editing has me dying

Peeps40836

Yeah, I’m kind of here? I mean, I don’t have my name displayed here but I mean, I am a person so that’s good

Jazz

I’m a person. 😁

Weenieman34

I’m not real I’m evil AI man

Jken

Silas is goated.

Brian

I wish to be bread by max

Bellamy

Max Darcy reading Mac Darcy fanfic when

DarcyStoleMySocks

Darcy could be a real cute femboy if he tried I swear :)

StormTrooper_01

we had a yoyo guy come to our school in the us

gay emo twink Max

Slight editing error at 9:17, y'all better fire Bozi immediately

Ben

chinese darcy

Sam the Khajiit

Hi Darcy, my name is Sam and I am not a bot lol

erenkonen

I just noticed on rewatch the editing error at 22:00 lol

low res max

Bozi edit me clearing my throat thank you ■

shitdick

best longest cock I've ever seen

g0rror

This ep was incredible, Max should run the show more often

Big Ol’ Cock

We had yo-yo man in my poor American school ass well

Adelady

We had the yo-yo salesman, too. Except my school was in rural North Carolina

juulia

this unironically is one of the best sober eps. not much can beat the humour of darcy teaching us how to change a tire while max is trying to destroy the table, dancing on said table and chugging spirits.

juulia

i'd like to inform you that the russeats sober pod episode was 1h30mins so this isnt the longest episode. therefore i definitely think darcy and max need to do another unhinged ep that is at least 1h31min long. thank you.

Eliza

Darcy we miss your personal youtube channel!!!

The Gunks Pod

Not everyone can make it, welcome to the real world

JR Sanders

“Yeah I’d be holding on to the back too” sure Darcy

JammyBarry

all dis rogue-like talk makes me want a nubby gameplay vid

hana

Yeah I'm here