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Etsy is getting out of hand... [EXTENDED] (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-29 20:00:09
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2026-08-30 02:46:52
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shitdick

Fuck yeah. 4 and a half fucking hours. 🤜🤛

Boogle

Grelk

Marc102

I fuckin love you Jess

Kody Moir

That’s the just now effect

Luis

Homer bimsons

Syd

CHEF

fungus darcy

4.5hrs is a blessing i love you jess

Alien Darply

Finally the fatasses made a new vid

Bald Max

Close enough i was too excited

M1XED

I’m pissing and shitting while drinking grog while watching the new vid! Life is good

Blarcy

Can we get a stardew valley gaming vid???

baldmanbob

FINALLYYYYY IF ONLY I COULD SMELL YOU GUYS

Ner0

ayyy that's the cold ones posting a new video on their patreon effect

Bald Max

My evil brother he took over the keyboard

Ant Sheerin

I WAS ON THE HUB 5 MINUTES AGO AND BUST A FAT ROPE JUST AS THE NOTIFICATION POPPED UP! THANKS COLD ONES CREW!

Candy Graham

We’re getting our money’s worth on this one

Bingus

dude i’m gay

JStorm76

Man they really stole all 52 copies of Rogaining

Az

We eating good tonight huh

Balling Darcy

Mfw I watch a 4.5hr cold ones vid! We fuckin ballin!!!

Balling Darcy

Explored any cool planets lately my intergalactic brotha?

low res max

oh they sold the set fuck ... ah shit ... new era of cold ones set ...

JP#94

Name chef

Inaura

4 1/2 hours. fuck yeh. Feed me with this 5 dollars

Vanessa

Damn wheres gold Darcy has he been patched out of the Bazaar

Graped Up Max

That's the fucking grinch salt effect

Quad

that's the Pavlovian effect

grimsition

20:48 ya'll got another sleep pod.........

Undead Darcy

Homeless gay dead retarded Darcy

Fifthgift

Grelk has fucking cum

Michal

Silas cam should be always on videos this shit bussin

Vin

Very excited for another running up chads card vid:) very good very good

CuteDuck69

How the fuck did they make a 37min vid out of 4 and a half hours of raw footage

Az

Gog

Bloxclay

By the power of Grog

Condom Fish

i spent 4.5 hours edging to this 🥹❤️‍🩹

Callahan Johnson

4 and a half hours. That’s the grinch salt effect

Ant Sheerin

That's the NUT effect! *Silas tragically dies*

Matthew Porter

Chad be ordering Darcy like Tony Stark be doin to J.A.R.V.I.S.

Scott Castle

Only cold ones be like «we already have a silver lobster»

Evan

I have yogurt aids

PigEnjoyer

Some nasty poo shaming in the second half of the video

Garlic

Waiting on your guys email regarding the Arab Man Mug...

Hellish

the joy i feel when i see the patreon vid of a 35 min youtube vid is over 4 hours is insane :D

Joseph Knibb

js so you guys knoq you didnt blur super n when they went to search. unless thats the point lmao

Vanessa

you giving away the chad body pillow? asking for a friend

scuzzy

watched the main edit, gonna watch this now. didn't really like the editing in the video ngl

Natalya

you blokes are really testing the limits

Yasu

I was having such a shit day thank god I get to get shwit faced and watch my favorite dudes

trisa

max looks really fucking good in this episode holy shit

Tomjama

Okay, that Xbox setup sick af ngl

Rodriguez

Chad body pillow so good why they stretched my boy like that

Streaming Darcy

wrap it up they got middle eastern not mug man

Jess

It’s more like 8 and a half hours

gay emo twink Max

I truely admire what you do, Jess. I don't understand how anyone could be around these blokes for that long 💔

Grockle

The grinch salt effect

Natalya

GODDDAMNN PATRONS EATING GOOODDDD 4 hours of max and the fat one

darcy fanboy

Silver Lobster for life 🦞 Hi Darcy

g0rror

Yooooo new sleep pod dropped!

Overly Political Chad

Man Darcy sold everything on the set to buy Bazaar characters….smh what has the world come to

Quad

the 3d printed garbage effect

Aoxomoxoa

Oh word, cold ones uploaded a new vi... 4 HOURS!

shelleh

I miss that kind of misery

Alien Darply

Woah woah no need to get vulgar in the messaging boards

g0rror

Patreon exclusive wilderness club merch?? 👀🔥

dan Teman

Could you do a video where Chad gets his fold rubbed

Balling Darcy

Break it up guys! I pray that you can probe each other in peace 🖖

morganbella

everytime max lets his hair grow long a baby bunny is born or something, shits magical.

Thadius Whacknamara

Actually shit without summons or warning to this episode.

shatov_n

BRING BACK SWAP BABIES AT HOSPITALS SWEATER PLEAAAAAASE MAN

Cody

N64 to XBOX were in our unc era

Asmodeus

Ask for a raise jess

gay emo twink Max

PLEASE my mum wanted it so bad and missed out, where's Scott and when will he listen to us 💔💔💔

gay emo twink Max

Has anyone told Darcy that he is so handsome today? That is the bloke of all time, I tell ya

gog

jesus fucking christ, how big was the box.

Jess

@darcy

Darplington

I didn't realise Darcy was such a lil soy boy till I joined the Patreon but he gets a pass tho coz Darcy

EdTomBell

Are you a bot be honest

MrFeatha

the scriby dibbit isnt lasting one max outburst

BigHorgs

The soy sauce bottle. (When they bought it) Chad loves it, Max hates it. (When it arrives) Chad hates it, Max loves it

BG

Bazaar mentioned on main channel? My prayers to every deity for Cold Ones to become a Bazaar only channel is coming true

Darplington

put the wilderness camp design on a shirt that is mad

Loki

4 and a half hour patreon cut, what an evening

Mad araH

I feel so bad for chad when he complains about his sciatica because i know how it feels when you have pain for days on end and how it puts you on edge. People that have never gone through that cant imagine how bad it is.

ZaidCharades

oh yeah I pay for this. better get my value and watch the entire video to completion

Ernie the Turkey

Max killed another one of my Breathren RIP lil E

Nathan Howerton

Still crossing my fingers we get pineapple grog in the states! 🤞🏻

Salami lid

In a pod ages ago he said it's coz he got Concrete with his previous girlfriend, who was half Chinese half kiwi.

Ilnur Batraev

3:51:05 Chad smells Liza's pussy and says: 'It's a nostalgic smell'

GRELK

Im on my way boys.

Angelica

Thanks for the video, Jess.

Angelica

Ive owned this lighter.

Harrington

This one looked like not everyone was in it. I get you want to deviate from drinking more, but please try to look more enthousiastic.

Zooinx

Man i gotta find that longsleeve they got at 2:32:44 it looks great

hi im giles

retro silas on the xbox demo

Lithuanian Maxmoefoe

Pjoviau žolę ir netyčia pervažiavau varlę – ji buvo visiškai sukapota ir jos gabalėliai pažiro į visas puses.

SOSAI

Can you post the video that’s on YouTube just uncensored?

Cuplaser

That's the grinch salt effect

Young Warrior Fine Art

Max needing to climb because he’s wearing his cool Brain Dead climbing shorts!

Maya

I’m calling you guys

YaBoiAeroxx

Please give us the 9/11 cut that shit was so funny, also Chad’s got some CAKE (full homo 💋)

YaBoiAeroxx

Could yall make some GTA loading screens for the Patreon, I feel like there’s potential there

Greg Goybuckle

Me when new under the fold ones video

Skibidi MoeFoe

Oh fuck I should’ve went to the store and got some bananas for this o e

seb

darple so handsome oh my fucking god

seb

genuinely someone needs to stop him this is getting out of hand

Prison Darcy

Free me with your saucer, my pal Xzabul Zool said you could hook me up

Prison Darcy

Damn Max was fat, brother has been putting in the work for the pod weigh in

Connor

That’s the lois griffin pussy and ass effect

Sirky

The set pissed shitted and cummed on bro

Derrik Waltz

You guys need a live tracker of Grog stock market value!

gay emo twink Max

IM BACK TO FINISH THE VIDEO! Here's a late birthday gift that arrived for me, from my brother. Bottom text.

Bald Darcy

Darcy should shoot ropes for the pod!

Ant Sheerin

Why would you comment that? Darcy is underage you fucking degenerate! Get the fuck out of here!

Big Greg

Chad really le Reddit

nickstormm

no rogaining on set? cold ones fall from glory? darpy can you address this?

Sirky

Ed not smarter than bot for thinking a bot is commenting on a paywalled platform

Sirky

Has anyone checked under the fold for any remnants of the human brain

Balling Darcy

That’s the wrongfully convicted effect 🙏 unless you did it like diddy 🤔

Balling Darcy

That’s the devilish grin effect 😈

Rat

That’s the Indecisive effect

Sirky

holy tweaking dipsticks chad really has to chill on those zyns

gay emo twink Max

"SMALL UNIQUE PIECES" ???? OPEN MY PACKAGE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

gay emo twink Max

Bro thinks life is all sunshine and rainbows 😭💔

ftwbabylon

they took everything minus the chopsticks. i guess they can't use chopsticks.

EdTomBell

Didn’t wanna be insensitive and ask if she’s giga retarded mb

Dr. Crobar

Play the bazaar maaan

UchihaBax

I paid 5 dollars a month just to see chads balls

Zerotheraccoon

That rotting old man fetus thing looks like a mummified Cillian Murphy

darcy fanboy

No grinch salt? no fuckin problem mate

Demogorgussy

max made my google play a playlist by undefeated

Isaac clarke

Hold on you guys got robbed twice?

JP#94

Sassy/Jared wright mention ‼️

Kale

52:46 That whole bit had me in stitches P.S Bring Grog to the UK! Bring Grog to the UK! Bring Grog to the UK! Bring Grog to the UK! Bring Grog to the UK! Bring Grog to the UK! Bring Grog to the UK! Bring Grog to the UK! Bring Grog to the UK! Bring Grog to the UK!

ConeArmy

That's the half day work video i can watch effect

Natalya

goddamn max's hair is flowy and magestic

Rice Farmer Chad

Chad out here trying to order gay ass WoW swords on company credit but god damn if Darcy does the same for a Khruangbin record.

Yo Gurt

I fucking hate 3D printed garbage

Lauren Gytis

Max the fake smashing is funny, Don't listen to Darcy on that.

Retro Rewind

Scotttttt bring grog to the uk PLEASE

rew

oz

Max is right, they could put some thought into what they buy

Butter Jim

Y would you not want the croutons to come out

Rev

should put the dental pics in the bean lunchbox like a serial killer memento box

Archie Craig

Can’t they just turn the set shelves upside down and remount them so the pipes are on the underneath and not covering the decorations? (I’m late to catching up on this one so this might already have been said)

Linus P.

awesome video

Old Darcy

When is the Grog.shop merch restock man, I wanna wear Grog merch working at BWS

gavin

so no pewdiepie chair?

Chines Max

That's the gout effect

Mr.Teashore

U guys should get a working cuckoo clock

Drew G

RED VS BLUE MENTIONED

Jason Jones

can i have the xbox shirt

cd_smit4h

That’s the grinch salt effect

Dach

second creature

athena

brian crackpipe brian crackpipe

Ramen Devil

Yall should do a collab with Quillan Salkilld and call it "gambling away 10 grand with a ufc fighter"

Zipplye

Wtf is thiz epizode mane

LordError

Darcy might soon be pullin up wearin the Khruangbin sweatpants, better hold on to the company credit card.

J Lyle

15 minutes how tf is this blurred on patreon

Yeti Crab from Bazaar

is that a cencored content on my 5 bucks patreon subscription??? you guys fell of

Double

Keep the Silas cam🙏

Whateverman

The dibby scribbit will unironically be called dibby scribbit in the future, I'm calling it right now

Help

I quit smoking....you made the cigarette looks so good. So much for quitting, Now im getting one.... (*/ω＼*)

GudBoySeeker

Chad. This is not a threat. But a promise. I will find you. And I will get you pregnant. You can run. You can hide. You can call for help. But you will never be able to stop me.

Ned Duffill

“I can tell it’s a Holden commodore” 😂

BLT

Finally able to go get a grog on my honeymoon! Let’s gooo

Latvian Darcy

Itd be cool if you guys brought back the fuckin OG intro song

drainer052

"It would be a mattress not a pillow" underrated line in this one

Natalya

did chad say the n word at 3:12:25

Dommie

How did they miss the opportunity to have the etsy dog sculptor make the lil dog with the teeth from meme

Lucy Hernandez

looking for da mug in every thrift store i visit for you blokes

Willem

Being a mug unboxed by these dudes is like the equivalent of waking up after your birth and realising you've been born a woman in rural Afghanistan

Willem

get it cus arab mug

Willem

and arab country

Willem

holy mythical mention, whens this said

Help

P.O box time to fill in the rest of the spaces!!!

Mark

No more Etsy videos 🥹😮‍💨