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🍳 Sober #EP 119 - Pan (Patreon)

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2026-09-03 10:52:00
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2026-09-06 23:59:03
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Bingus

I’ve seen better

DlVlNlA

3 AM blessing

Az

Bless this post

Floofie

I’m so proud of Max coming out as Pansexual ❤️ 💜

Tillman

Trying to watch the footy upload this later

Az

Always knew Chad is pan

Bingus

I need Japan Vlogs 2018 Bro. I know you got it on your HHD

Bald Max

aye boss im fuckin da pan chef style

Nipah

damn max looking good and healthy!!!

Grape Darcy

Please juice me guys 🧃

Gus Donnelly

I make love to my wok.. call that pansexual

Alex Holden

What the fuck max look so muscular and sexy what the fuck

gay emo twink Max

Why post so late 😿😿😿😿 I finish work at 10 at least I guess 🙄🙄🙄🙄

K. Steelflex

Max looking kinda sex again, the fuck

greenlandic darcy

Greenlandic darcy, free diddy its okay to be a freak

Dr. Crobar

That’s the Crobar effect

Greg Paul

What toe tickling timing this upload is🤭!!!

Gold Darcy

What the fuck sober at this hour?

Cold Ones

I legit forgot to hit post today. My bad 😭 - Silas

K. Steelflex

Dont believe the lies, my name is Craig

Gold Darcy

Nice try with your little fella but I am here

Gold Darcy

What in the Grelk is that build

Prison Darcy

I spent 6 days looking for hamlet

Sam Pearce

Episode 19 of asking for another camping pod

Undead Darcy

I'd step on the scale but I'd just be dead weight

Undead Darcy

I need the house tour where Chad's the butler

Undead Darcy

I'm dyslexic so I can't read the letter G

Undead Darcy

What's the lore behind scott mangling dogs?

hana

rip markiplier plush he did not deserve that fate

Sethisbased

Just tell us what happened to yuri bro

JordieG23 (Jordan Grey)

How am i like 50kg heavier then Chad but look 10kg lighter, shits crazy. Feel for you tho Chad

Marc102

He need some milk

Marc102

Just put the eggs in the pan little bro.

Lucy 🌟

DOG ON DA POD MANAAAAN AND SCOG?!???? Omfg we eating good today fellow patrons

cornz

you guys say you want people to interact and post interesting comments but will then just skip 80% of the q&a questions lol

cornz

also why does silas get to decide which comments are read seems like hes just scrolling past most at his discretion

Chines Darcy

Pan? In my country that’s a wok

gay emo twink Max

My main gc background is Chad's big rotund ass 😻🔥

Prison Darcy

Gold Darcy prepare to be destroyed when I break out of here

peter five bear

Omega ruby in 3 days you and me both scogg

Julia Camilleri

BRING BACK THE YOGHURT EFFECT MERCH PLEASEEEE

ConeArmy

That's the sober effect

low res max

the podcast is sober again

Chinese Darcy

i’m gonna scan the brain of them pesky fungus nats I can’t get rid of and stick ‘em in the hellscape of an infinite roblox parkour obby.

Chinese Darcy

scott hates dogs it’s been known

Chinese Darcy

deranged darcy fleshlight mouth looking fuckable

gay emo twink Max

Is it now canon that Chad's dog caused the next Markiplier hospitalization ???

Vanessa

chad more like pygmalien

Vanessa

dooley main respect

Chines Darcy

Jant glassed mark in the tavern over a lil bag of sand.

Chines Darcy

Scott took our dog and Netflix login in for a succulent meal

Chines Darcy

Please don’t eat Leslie he’s a good Korean worker

Chines Darcy

Yuri was eaten in the shadow realm by crewie

Gremlin22

I said no more staying up late and sobering around! Its degenerate!

Sam

You know what they say: Asian don’t … uh, Asian ain’t .. uh

Scott Castle

What direction to reach Darcy Land?

deez

I love u guys I could listen to y'all talk shit all day

madzmoefoe

creatine is goated chad keep taking it i put it in zero sugar juice to make it easier to drink

Butter Jim

My pooping show is on

Tucker

No Chad you do get it. It literally is people with Antarctic temp iq’s devoting themselves to a cult leader exactly the same as maga zealots. Socio/psychopaths know and use that to benefit themselves. They don’t view people as people they’re just vehicles to obtain what the sociopath wants

IMazzz

Man you guys forgot how to do the pod with four people plus silas. Stop fucking talking over each other so much and get a job

shatov_n

This really feels like one of the best podcasts IN A LOONG WHILE. Also Max is a skinny legend jfc

Danny

Thought it said pain and it was gonna be chad talking about how his back hurts or something for an hour

Chris P

Do audio-only listeners just be playing with they balls when the podcast turns into googling and video reactions

Jack Noire

It's okay Silas just a bump in the road keep it up

scuzzy

thats a awesome thumbnail

scuzzy

massive cold ones ep coming???

scuzzy

darcy needs to be nicer to chads dogs :((

trizzo0309

Silas, Google "how to make a coherent podcast"

BigHorgs

All the things that were googled this episode Best budz Anything4views Did they think smoking was healthy? Kyle Rittenhouse Kyle Rittenhouse vape What is Islamic heaven? The office Australia US inbetweeners Inbetweeners NEWS IT crowed last ep It crowed series list Mcon Mcon app PSP go IPhone 6 bend test Breathe of the wild vr What devs make call of duty games Call of duty remake Full call of duty timeline Fruit fly Minecraft Exposing McDonald’s frozen coke Bobby Lee age Bobby Lee beef Bobby Lee Beef cameo How old is Theo Von Mike Majlak Mike Majlak age Logan Paul sociopath confession Logan Paul talks about sociopath Logan Paul

Adam Winter

YOU FUCKHEADS, YOU MISSED MY MEMO, I RECORDED A FULL VOCAL COVER OF TEXAS SUN LIKE THREE WEEKS AGO, GET THAT SHIT ON THE POD, FOR SCOTT

Adam Winter

Yeah Silas ain't checkin through the voice memos properly either, he missed my Texas Sun acapella.

Marvelous Ball

We need character variations of chad

Sarah

#true!

small_critter

it’s because logan paul got the wwe lawyers now

rich evans

jesus christ, max on the grinch salt diet, lookin good bitch

Casper the friendly ghost

It's not that technology will be indistinguishable from reality, it's that it becomes indistinguishable from magic. Language is technology, and so is a hammer or domesticated cat. The concept of technology existed far before the invention of computers.

Chungus Khan

Silas speaking FACTS about everything being rented and cloud based in the future. We need to stop that shit

shrekdem7543

thank you silas for this piece of media i am about to consume

Chungus Khan

Scott the thing with living inside a simulation is that according to that idea, the ones simulating our world are probably themselves being simulated and so on. So comparatively we might be incredibly small and insignificant even though our universe is enormous to us.

Joseph Knibb

some blokes just need a job eh

Chungus Khan

And to Max I have this message: What you said about thinking way too much about things that have zero impact in your life, as well as the thing about cooking Darcy a meal in a pan with shit in it, and him probably not becoming sick from it LITERALLY made me view my own overthinking in a totally new light. I honest to god feel like something have clicked inside my brain.

erenkonen

Speaking of Finn’s we’re finished perkele

shitdick

Honestly it's because Scott is present. He keeps things grounded and flowing. Also, I dunno what they did before filming to get the energy and vibes lifted but they should take note because everyone is so lively right off the bat. Goooood shit.

dan Teman

when will the episode featuring Mr. Bean come. I want you guys to get Mr. Bean hammered

AForwardintime

Holy Chad is based as fuck this episode. Bys are killing it, thanks from Newfoundland. Up the RA

dan Teman

That shit is pretty gay and emo

Deisy

Chad was eating with his morals and money talk, I SUPPORT YOU KING

Gold Darcy

That was not me thats slander

Cold Ones

Can you do this for the next ep? 😆

The Duck On Quack

Silas I swear bro there’s a clip of me singing the first verse of Texas sun in the memos

Gold Darcy

Prison Darcy are we talking gay sex or stabbing

rew

grinch salt effect

lindsay T

this bloke is one of my fav cold ones universe characters so far ngl

thomas

i think theres someone hanging right there

lindsay T

Kinda crazy Chad ever thought mrbeast had morals

Ronaldo A.

Why does Darcy hate dawgs

Nick Gerr

Chad has the I.Q of room temp Frozen Coke

0 0

you either do anything for views, or live long enough and slowly become Boogie2988

tjredgb

Hola, soy Chad Mexicano

Marvelous Ball

I agree with Chad, Logan Paul should kill himself painfully

Bald Darcy

When is Darcy going to drink

0 0

There’s something that Chad has in common with George R.R Martin and Boogie2988. Unable to stick to things they want to finish or accomplish then blaming time and responsibilities on it. But all love big bois.

Nathan

@chad come to packer park murrumbeena for mega raid day today lad

Nathan

in pokemon go

Lachlan

How do I get a signed YoPro from Darply?

Lachlan

GTA 6 extended look Darcy review… when?

Minitaurd

I think I would rather be executed cartel style than watch an episode of British television.

Silas' Snack

When is the POV of Scogg hittin Conk with a hammer Dropping

Natalya

what is this the google effect

Beast Orb

Lmao the Darcy universe is amazing, I wish someone had the willpower and time to make a Darcy universe animated ep

Gnome Max

There something called a pocket retro check it out

dyslexicbich

honestly darcy, respect. we all got that one pan with the engraved shit on it

Max

Finally paid for the patreon, didn't know Darcy was so ADHD

Confused Leslie on pod

These new camera angles in the beginning are nice, feels more parasocial keep it up

Chinese Darcy

all will be expressed in the rock climbing blog

Top Text

You picking up?

Top Text

must be Chad cause you can’t spell gnats

American Chad

Chad might get dragged to the casino, but you’ll never drag me away from my guns. 💪🏻 🇺🇸

BLeaKTXR

Reminds me of the Jeff and bruh counter on maxs Pokémon vids

daniel coker

man darcy retarded with this rent it shit

daniel coker

man darcy spitting facts on the storage price

Luntsalot

Weclome back Scunt

Rodriguez

Chad is so close to being a leftist man he just need to stop being scared of the label

Rodriguez

Scogg please make comfortable jean

Ångel

play da new peak!! or play baldurs gate together, i need Darcy to romance the emperor

BLeaKTXR

nah man that fucking fly shit is insane

Rodriguez

and stop being racist too I guess

EdTomBell

I mean you think a normal bloke like chad is racist somehow. Kinda giving leftists a bad rep idk man

Rodriguez

Bro clearly hasn't seen Chog

Katy Weilant

The boys discovering jeggings 👖

Sprite 375ml

Hello I’m working, condiment/condom meant very funny

Joshua Perkins

I work with dogs for a living, and Concrete is a beautiful Shar Pei!

Scott Pork

Scott Pork is calling ☎️

Eliza

chad shoukd invest in my youtube career by buying me vlog camera instead of going to the casino and gambling like a normal person you can gamble with my future.

Yo mamba

Send Scott back to China plz

Eliza

It lowk kinda fucking sucks, but Eliza.drought

Marvelous Ball

I know I'm like 3 years late but did you catch a good gibble during the community day?

Nathan

Nothing better than what I already had but awesome candy/stardust/xp grind how about you?

Kahlypso

"America is culturally bankrupt". You're surrounded by it. Fish claiming theres no water.

Kahlypso

Not sure why Max didn't get Chads metaphor. Amazon is good for people, and Logan Paul is a fucking leech.