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Tales recounted of the mysterious sightings seen after dark in the Cold Ones alleyway. 

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Cream

Been waiting for this lads x

Erm1c

Watching this drunk asf on a thirsdat

BigGogMan

Nice tutorial on how to make bootleg alcohol

Noah Stanton

When can we buy grog? Plus can you do a Patreon giveaway cod it?

cross hair

why couldnt i be this early for the grog drop

3liott ☠

this got me kinda wanting to make fan art of creech he seems cool

Cam Macaulay

You hear about the guy with ambergris testicles? After I blew him he whale-scummed me in behind.

Daniel G

Did you hear about the guy who had cashews for testicles? deez nuts

Eldq

did you hear about the guy who had testicles? he was Chinese! lol idk

Castly

Did you hear about the guy with testicles made of cereal? He had crunchy nuts.

Louie

the boys are enjoying diablo! love that.

Canned_Beans__

Look at this little fella in the chair

Gurbanator

looks like a huge and unchecked case of multiple personality or schizophrenia, the way he talks to himself and answers in a different tone and vibe is very odd. maybe it's just meth shit but he was hopping between perspectives way too much

AnulMonkey

man these sober episodes getting shorter and shorter

Jack Noire

when are you fuckheads getting Creech on the podcas?

Alexander Gatliff

I was crying laughing i love creech!!!! him playing with the little egg guy had me dying!! easily my fav podcast yet!

zeemo_beebo

did u hear about the guy whos allergic to nuts? his testicles fell off

Imogen

Creech is like a stray dog, you kept feeding him and he kept coming back lol

Toroloco11 _

What a character arc for Creech

Nicolai

Wow that was funny until the plants bit, that was very uncool from Creech...

George

I wanna be able to cast the podcasts to my TV too, please fix this for me immediately. I need to have cold ones on my TV 24/7. Bottom Text.

Dante Ranieri

To Chromecast from Patreon, do this: 1. Open up the Patreon site in Chrome. 2. Click the three dots on the top right. 3. Select 'Cast' 4. Select your device you want to view on (like BigAssTelevisionCave) 5. Click on your fav ColdOnes video to play it. 6. Full screen the video, then minimize the browser. 7. Drink. Drink more. Drink again. This works both on a PC and Android device. TESTED WORKS YEAH!

zeemo_beebo

someone explained it below

Jason Black

Call her beans on my testicles the way I’m getting deleted

Goomba1280

Yeah Imma need that blokes pissing cock in my dm’s stat

Chase Cottrell

Can these videos along with all the extended podcasts be uploaded as audio so we can listen to them at work or someshit?

Cody Delicious Vick

Cold Ones should do a video of max and chad opening pokemon cards at the same time whomever pulls the lesser(value) card takes a shot

excaliber .

I think all of creech's actions can be attributed to the fungus to be fair

ryn_239

You always gotta show the cock, come on guys

kaz

>create a series of jokes about testicles of different material. the punchline follows the structure; "have you heard about the guy with the glass testicles? I could hear him clanking from a mile away." ChatGPT Have you heard about the guy with the rubber testicles? He tried bouncing back from a tough situation, but it was just a little too nuts! Have you heard about the guy with the wooden testicles? Whenever he gets excited, it sounds like a round of applause in his pants! Have you heard about the guy with the marble testicles? He's always on the ball when it comes to making decisions, but he's not the smoothest when it comes to walking! Have you heard about the guy with the metal testicles? He's a real tough nut to crack, but every now and then, he sparks some interesting conversations! Have you heard about the guy with the plastic testicles? He's known for his transparent honesty, but be careful, he might just shatter your illusions!

kolkata

did you hear about the guy with horns for testicles? you could hear him cumming a mile away xD

Phoebe

im not sure whos doing the subtitles, but please take screen space into consideration, the "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" took up like 80% of the screen LOL

Charlie Jones

Speaking of crackheads, does anyone want a video of a crackhead shoving crack up his ass. Hes a usual at work

James Glover

I’ll take it. If he Wasn’t a usual I wouldn’t be interested.

Nick Fortunato

Did you hear about the guy with metal rods for testacles, he can’t go outside when it storms

Tom Diamond

Plot twist, creech is the landlord

Thomas

48:00 this was fucking hilarious why did no one laugh? I love Scott

Sexiest Garf

Old but hopefully this pops into the notifications for a chuckle; What do we call my round friend Zachary? BallZac

JaidynB

love how no matter where you are there is always some crack head fucking with your stuff

Kynan

Did you hear about the guy with vibrating testicles. I saw him cum

Kynan

Sent while driving scog 😎

Kynan

Did you guys hear? Nah def

Marvelous Ball

Idk why you guys are so chill about the crackhead I would have left a bomb for him

shitdick

😂 chad's excitement over seeing the stranger's penis. then he says it's "wide and thick like a thumb".

shitdick

I mean he's free to wander about. it's a public alleyway just meters from the footpath.

Natu

this episode is so peak aint i aint even finished... hallejulah!