Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #31 (Patreon)

Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #31

Hey kids, we're back on the map! You've complained about the lack of Best of the Worsts but here is one now. AND shooting another soon. This is gonna be a good month for people and things to watch. Everyone's least favorite Josh is back! It's the man of a dozen voices, Josh Roger Thompson! He's back kids to spin the wheel and watch tapes with elderly goon in a filthy rat-infested Milwaukee dumpster. It's the first time Josh and Josh are on screen together. Look at them! Look at us! Look at meeeeee! One note of concern since all you creeps will comment. Yes. Josh The Wizards microphone is not working during the discussion. It's a shame. Jay was too drunk to join the panel and thus had the input switched to "internal mic". We have no crew or quality control so these things happen. We've had a pretty good track record so far so shut up, dummies. I don't care what you're gonna say! Go suck a toad fart. We're been busting our butts being movie fans for the last 5 years to be treated like this?!?!?!? But seriously, sit back. Relax and laugh along as men in their late 40s and now early 50's laugh about farts and pen*ises and boobies and poop poop and pee pee and eat chips and drink beer and pass gas and then eat pizza and drink so much they are drunk and fall down the stairs and shi* their pants. It's true! Rich Evans SH*T his pants during the production of this episode! RICH IS AT THE AGE WHERE HE MUST WEAR A DIAPER DUE TO INCONTINENCE! I can always tell, too. Ya know... when he goes. Sometimes it's him just passing horrible gas, knowing it's safe and sound inside his diaper. BUT then there's the urine. I catch him having a faint smile on his face. Then the release, and he recoups. Then the smell happens. That faint urine smell. The smell of church pews. I know it happened then. The WORST by far is when he makes a number 2 in his diaper. He looks as if he's struggling to think of something. He goes red in the face. Shortness of the breath. He is pushing his stool through his passage and it lands safely inside the soft embrace of his diaper like the Apollo astronauts splashing down after a successful mission. He claims he has lost control of his functions due to medically induced trauma, but I think he's just lazy. It's got to be pretty gross though, when you take that thing off. I mean if you think about it, you rarely see Rich leave the couch during the screenings. That's some food for thought.