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Star Trek: Picard Episodes 4 and 5 - re:View (Patreon)

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2020-02-28 13:32:32
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2026-06

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Sorry we forgot to post this here yesterday! We were distracted because we were busy filming a new Best of the Worst! 

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Star Trek: Picard Episodes 4 and 5 - re:View

Mike rambles out of control while Rich is miserable.

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Jane Woods

smh y'all lucky you're cute

JiMmMmEh

I think there's an angle you aren't considering - maybe Picard has space dementia

Drake Martin

good thing I was so distracted by the immense sexual tension in the new vid 😤😤

Joe Bloe

Nothing quite says "you should drop your patreon subscription" like a "patron only" video linked half a day after it went up publicly on youtube.

Declan

Bribing us with botw !

Coxer

Also Picard is frying your brains so it's understandable

Ovidiu Eftimie

Liked the fact that I got this notification 12 hours after the episode was published (watched in the first hour, on Youtube). It's OK, Mike, i'll listen to you talk about Star Trek, and altough I care as much as you, I feel the same as Rich.

hamish smith

I can't believe how fast the turn around is for these episodes, amazing fucking content. $15 a month is so WORTH IT

Yahsho Jinn

So I am wondering when they are going to do a re:View of Star Trek Galaxy...

Newtz

Bullshit! You guys were just trying to catch up on ST:D.

Rick Drake

I hope Jay does about eight Re:Views of his creepy giallo movies to make up for this.

T. J. Moore

Guys, you dont have to keeping doing these. Just post a sign that says "We hate this. It isnt Star Trek." You both look really miserable. Just stop.

Marvin Falz

I like the intro of this re:view. Cutting through redundancy. Now that "Star Trek" is about to hit rock bottom, I wonder, what of Lazarus? What? I mean, I wonder, will the spirit of Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek be ressurected at some point after the franchise has hit rock bottom?

Manuel Johnen

So... there is Eli Roth- and Lucio Fulci-esque eye violence in "Star Trek" now...? :/

nobody

I don't care where or when I watch your videos. I'm just happy to contribute to Mike's waning sanity.

Jacque M. Ferguson

these thumbnails just keep getting better and better

Michael Federico

Their slow descent into madness is pure joy.

Simia Canis

Star Wars is too self-referential and nostalgic, but Star Trek is too different from previous incarnations?

Burke

Great video, as always. I have said it before, but you guys really are the best commentary on what Trek has been turned into.

Burke

Maybe one of these days you can do a re:view of the former ugly child of the franchise, Star Trek Enterpise.

Lelio Mulas

Holy shitballs... and we thought they couldn’t do worst than Discovery.

Andrew Proue

Next time Mike and Rich do one of these, they should have cuts to Jay watching something he's actually enjoying.

Tomas

I've a theory .. they made Picard just so they could see the reaction in review

Sulpha Gorse

Wow, that part about Manu blew me away. I sincerely love when Mike gets deep.

Bucky K

Mike and Rich - you might appreciate this recent Michael Chabon story. I was at our local theater in West LA with my wife. I was buying popcorn and I immediately noticed the guy in the line next to me was Michael Chabon (because he also dresses like a dipshit in real life so is hard to miss). My wife and I are going into the theater in the hallway when I notice he is right behind us. But there is an ancient old lady in front of us (we're going to see Emma, btw) who is probably about 105 with a walker. You can imagine how slow she is. She's taking up the entire hallway into the theater. Behind us, Michael Chabon audibly groans. The movie still had 5 minutes before it started. About a microsecond after she hobbles into the open theater, he whizzes past us. My wife goes, "Jesus, that guy is a total asshole." I then was like, "That guy makes the new Picard show." And she goes, "Well doubt you're enjoying it then." She was right.

Pyke82

47:23 Worf's look on his face sums up all that is Star Trek today!

Pyke82

Star Trek is dead. Star wars is dead. R.I.P. my youth! Well, there is another Dune movie to look forward to - but we all know how these turn out. On a brighter note: Love RLM and all the abuse the take - or pain they live through. They care!

Amy Hitchner

That diarrhea montage. It's been a long time since I've cried from laughing.

Kellic

I was really hoping Mac was going to whisper out of the dark. NOPE.

Colin Robertson

I've never been into star trek at all... But I love your reviews of star trek and Picard. Mostly, I think I like knowing how out of touch Hollywood is with source material.

Joe Bloe

There is a character in Episode 5 who looks like Deanna Troi named Bjayzl. There was a pop culture thing in the UK about a decade ago called "vajazzle", pronounced almost identically. I think this is the showrunners trying to let us know Marina Sirtis has a sparkly, glittery cooch.

Mike St Louis

Haha! The dumpster fire graphic on the marquee is a nice touch. Poor Star Track. How can Eugene Roddenberry sign off on this sacrilege?

Tane

I kinda agree that basically when I was 15 and really into Star Trek it wasn't cool, but the fuckers who are in charge of it now are the same kids who bullied the 15 year old me but discovered Star Trek isn't that bad in their 30s, but also don't actually get what it's about.