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Yesterday Rich and I talked about Star Trek: Picard for an hour and 51 minutes... now time to edit the video and find a suitable running time that accurately shows our disdain for the show. It's probably going to end up being roughly one hour and 51 minutes long. STAY TUUUUUUNEEEEEDDDDDDDDD

-Jay 

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Ian Collins

I’d watch everything uncut.

Lelio Mulas

Wait. Rich and JAY talked about Star Trek Picard? ...huh.

Dustin

I've been hate watching Picard and I have literally no one to talk about it with since my friends stopped watching midway through the first episode. So basically you're my only friends.

Mike St Louis

RLM never lets me down. I could use a few laughs now. Stay safe everyone.

Michael Matzat

And people say the virus is the issue.

Rick Drake

Jay, you need to do Re:Views on every David Lynch movie to make up for this.

Sputnik34

Jay I'm so sorry

Parlimentarian

Just upload the whole thing, no need to put any efforts into editing

Tomas Jacobi

Just watched Episode 8 yesterday. The whole "Admonition" thing has to be the most stupid thing ever.

The Cube of Orbus

I realized the other day that Alex Kurtzman stole Soji and Daje's origins from Niel Breen. In Twisted Pair Niel Breen plays twin human robots sent to destroy or save humanity. Alex Kurtzman stole The Mummy's story from Lifeforce and now this???? The man can't even steal correctly!

Andre K

I expected nothing less than an uncut conversation

Jeremy

Please don’t trim anything. We need it.

The Useful Rooster

Mike’s dementia is getting worse, he can’t even spell his own name anymore...

Bart-Rene Thiel

Jesus Christ this means I have to watch another episode of Picard this weekend. Thanks a bunch asshat!

Jeremy Heynen

I'd love to see a re:View of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. Wait... Jay is going to talk about Star Trek? Maybe he can better explain what the writers were thinking since he knows just as much about Star Trek as the people at Bad Robot. Or Mike is just messing with us by signing his post as Jay. Expectations successfully subverted!

John

I AM HAPPY ABOUT THIS

Ricardo Montblanc

Jay sure can wax poetically for hours about star trek.

Dion Turner

So with clips a 2.5 hour video? Don’t cut any of the gold!

Fire Safety

I suddenly find myself with alot of extra time so keep it as long as you want.

Jerome

The only reason I watch Picard is so I can follow along while you guys criticize it. I started laughing out loud at the last episode. Why is everyone in the future an alcoholic drug abusing basket case?! Don't they have a hypospray for that?

John Jones

Let the hate flow through you

Netero H

If it's less than 90 minutes Jay, I'm cancelling my Patreon subscription!! 😊

Rothbardian

JAY talked about Star Trek with Rich for an hour and 51 minutes, no wai

Burke

At this point, i feel like Jay knows MORE about Star Trek than the writers of Star Trek: Picard, so i'm pretty confident.

Pao Lee

OH MY GOD~!

Chris

The show sucks. WE GET IT!

Brian Bridges

Excellent. I can live vicariously through your suffering.

Sarzac

Mike's decades long quest to convert Jay into a trekkie is finally complete. All it took was Star Trek: Picard.

Erzaad

Yay! I need a good distraction.

Bike Man

It's funny that Rich actually did put his foot down on refusing to do anymore.

PowerCage01

Lol, not a surprised you don't like it, Jay. Although it's Star Trek in name only.

Giuseppe

This review series is the only reason I go from free trail to free trail watching this clusterfuck of a show

Aaron11011

Turns out picard was having a fever dream because he is actually the uploaded conciousness of himself into a vending machine on the enterprise... FORNOREASON.

Arch Friend

Looking forward to the known Trekkie among the group, Jay Bauman, on what he has to say about Picard.

John Webb

You guys seemed to go insane during the last one. Are you sure that continuing is wise? Also, "Rich and I," signed, "Jay"? Say what?

Capn Rotbart

I've been giving a lot of thought about this and you should make two episodes out of it. One, a cut of all the times you said aaaaaaaaaaah; it should run at 5 mins. That should be sufficiently informative for most viewers. For the in-depth analysis - for the real trek nerds like us - you can just say Kurtzman again and again and again.

DonMac

I think Mike wrote this and signed it “Jay” to mess with us. Only Mike would talk about Star Trek Picard for 1 hour and 51 minutes (if it was Jay, the conversation would barely last 1 minute).

Aaron11011

I think jay really did step in. The show is not star trek..

8thchild

As a lifelong Trek fan, I'm really enjoying and appreciating Picard -- especially the past three episodes, which have all been great. Sad y'all aren't enjoying it, but we're all entitled to our personal perceptions of the franchise.

Phantom Mercenary

I think people will reference STP in 25 years for how it jacked up TNG 50 years ago.

Mike Bermingham

Thank you so much for giving me something to look forward to during the quarantine.

The Cult of the Wyrm

I find listening to Mike whinge about Star Trek oddly therapeutic.

Marc Mc Nally

More Picard really ?!?!? Lot of time being devoted to this in my opinion. Like it's the greatest show of all time. There's a lot more out there that could be talked about.