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Indiana Joneses (Patreon)

Published:
2023-06-23 19:57:05
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2026-06

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Hey everyone! We're going to have two Indiana Jones videos coming up: first a re:View of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom with Rich and Mike, followed shortly after with a Half in the Bag on Dial of Destiny, which comes out next week. 

Comments

Tony Dupre

Wish we could've gotten a review of all four!

Brady Mills

Will you be recreating your Mr Plinkett Olsen twins cumshot skit? I rewatched the Crystal Skull review the other day and think it’s still the wildest thing RLM has ever done 😂

Katy

Wouldn't that be styled "Indianas Jones"?

Nick Adelson

Do Last Crusade you FUCKS! xD

RedVIII

Temple of Doom is still my favorite. I know people hate Willie, and I get that the "joke" of her constantly screaming doesn't work all the time, but some of her scenes are actually hilarious. I love the bedroom scene "Please be gentle with me" and the scene where she runs from all the animals while Indy and Shorty don't care at all. Also, the entire movie is such a dark thrillride, I just love it.

Sputnik34

I'm SO HAPPY you're doing Temple. It's my absolute favorite Indy movie

Lance Batty

Hell yeah! I'm super stoked for Dial of Destiny and Temple Doom is my favorite one!

Daniel Frank

I saw Temple of Doom when it was in the theater and didn't care for it. I need to give it a second viewing...

Hey_Blinkin

Which god must I pray to for a Last Crusade Re:View?

fputs

My body is ready

The Real Zam

"Indiana Jones and The Dial of Antidepressants" "Indiana Jones and The Dial of Life Alert"

The Real Zam

"Indiana Jones and The Bedpan of Destiny"

Jared Jackson

I wish they'd do a new audio commentary track.

AllGoodNamesRGone

Sounds great, fellas. Now the question is: will they be in the black void set again?

Chihuahua Apologist

I'll light a prayer candle in memory of your livers, dreams, and desire to live in general

Lisa Nix

Oh no. I love this franchise even when it sucks, I’m scared

Brian E. Lindstrand

A friend and I got to the theater where TEMPLE OF DOOM was playing around 2:00 AM to get the first tickets. Nobody else showed up until about 45 minutes before the first show. Ke Huy Quan was terrific, the movie has great stunts and effects, another wonderful score by John Williams and some stunning cinematography by Douglas Slocombe. I really miss Spielberg's eye for widescreen composition.

Cruz Rivera

I hope Rich is included in the HITB.

Andrew M

I just rewatched Raiders during the Fathom Events at the cinema earlier this month. I hadn't seen it in years and never on the big screen. I had forgotten just how near perfect it is. My go to Indy movie for that time had always been Temple of Doom, which I like more than Raiders despite Raiders being a better movie, if that makes sense.

Clayton Henderson

Glad I rewatched the trilogy! This re:view will feel like having friends

Steven Simmons

Love Temple of Doom, I don't really care what the haters say about it :D I do wish we had gotten the unfilmed, even darker, version of the film. That would have given context to things like the dinner scene and stressing even harder these were Hindus but an actual cult but it is what it is. Yes, Willie's screaming gets annoying but having seen the film like 100 times at this point I can say I'm clearly fine with it. Love that intro, the action, the actual heart this film has and the relationship between Indy and Shortround, and the villain was great too.

AshesBoomstick

For me, far and away the most emotional moment in all the Indy movies is when Shortround gives Indy back his hat once he comes back to his senses. Then, Indy apologizes, and they hug. But it would not have worked if we didn't go through hell before that, which makes ToD so freaking awesome for me.

heich (hey + ch)

Temple of Doom was absolutely my favorite as a kid, but nowadays I just get so much joy from The Last Crusade. RIP in peace, River 🙏🏼

Jonathon Armstrong

Just watched Temple for the first time a week ago. Much worse than Raiders but still good

Juan Calvo

Temple of Doom, my favorite. With all of its cynicism and horror, it has the most upbeat ending.

Lionel Mandrake

"OM-NUM-SHI-BI-OM-NUM-SHI-BI-OM-NUM-SHI-BI!!!"

Kris Luedke

I will point out that Harrison Ford is now older than the actor that played "old Indy" in the young Indiana Jones chronicles.

Jeremy Heynen

I have hope that Dial of Destiny will be bad enough to bring Plinkett out of retirement. Hope? It's funny to me that movies have become so bad that I want them to fail because it makes for better YouTube videos. RIP Henry Jr. "Indiana" Jones (1899-2007).

Marvin Falz

I know I'm redundant, I repeat myself and I say things over and over again, but I like that I can see some sort of spiritual message in ToD, you know, saving the children is more important than retrieving the stones, and bringing them back to the village also lets the waters flow again. Something like that.

Paladin

A Last Crusade re:View could be good, that’s my favorite

Max Eliaser

Raiders was the best thing George Lucas ever did.

Winaught

Perfect. Awesome 😎

DonMac

I got free tickets to a preview of Temple of Doom back in 1984 and saw it a few days before it opened wide. Best free tickets to a movie I ever got.

Amanda Foster

I saw on Twitter that Jay watched Beau is Afraid. Are we gonna get a review on that in the near future?

andrew

Part time…

Rhea

I feel like every time someone mentions the new Indiana Jones it's the first time I'm hearing about it, like my brain just immediately discards the information.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

Could the Dial of Destiny replace the Wheel of the Worst? No, it cannot. The WotW is a legendary icon of film history. This "Dolphin of Density" or "Dice of Dissimulation" or whatever it's called -- sorry, I already forgot because it's such a bad idea -- is just another worthless piece of nostalgia-grasping garbage. And yet it was the mighty Wheel that once ended up in a dumpster! Existence seems capricious and meaningless when you see such horrors perpetrated by the universe.

Manuel Johnen

I don't give a fuck about what everyone says, I'm stoked for the new Indiana Jones movie...! <3