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Gossip Girl: S3 E9 "They Shoot the Humphreys, Don't They?" (Patreon)

Published:
2025-11-30 19:47:04
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2026-02-03 07:22:45
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2025-11
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Jenny's ambitions grow beyond being only the Queen Bee of Constance when she secures the hottest escort for Cotillion. Featuring a performance from French rock band Plastiscines, as well as an airing of star Leighton Meester's new single `Somebody to Love'.

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Laura❤️

That was my EXACT REACTION to the threesome!! And it only gets better from here😊

Unhinged Official

I love this season and I'm absolutely LOVING your reactions to it. ✨✨

Janna Yvonne

Your dance off at the end credits is my favorite part every single time 🤣. You’re so right, THIS SHOW IS SO ICONIC. It literally never lets up until the very end. I will always and forever be team Jenny. The threesome thing wasn’t weird for Dan and Vanessa because remember before Dan moved to BK he told her he had feelings for her and then the reason Vanessa even came in the show was to tell Dan she loved him but he was dating Serena. We’re almost at the most iconic episode…Thanksgiving!

tai leake

Okay imma be honest on my ships Jennyxnate Serenaxdan (I will die on this grave 😭) Chuckxblair Vanessaxdanxolivia(I'm being messy😭)

lizzy

I'M CRYING. THE WAY I SCREAMED BEFORE YOU EVEN SAID MY NAME. The way you looked at the camera with that *look* I was like... oh he's talking directly to ME. And then you said LIZZY 🤣 I'm dead. She was awful I never denied that she was a bitch... I don't think lmao. I'll just die on my little hill that Jonathon made bad worse and that's when he got egged and... maybe he deserved it IDC. This whole episode shows she clearly still has a heart and could've made better choices until she's pushed into ambition lmao. DYING ON MY LITTLE HILL lolllll. xx

lizzy

Blair is so fucking funny and her one liner just slip by so fast "Jenny this isn't your wedding day cotillion only happens once".

lizzy

I LOVE YOU. I'M STILL CRYING LAUGHING OMG. the way you reply to me directly through episode. the pause and chat moments we'd have if I could be watching with you lmao.

lizzy

L O L I'm with Eric, he's so funny but the star wars reference is perfect. Jenny is Anakin, not Darth Vador. But... Eric is being messy convincing both of them the other wants this version of the plan. We love it.

lizzy

OMG THE ICONIC ELEVATOR SCENE. and a NJBC core four moment for us.

lizzy

I love our constant dialogue over this issue lollll. Look I feel for Jenny. But I'm also an advocate for "you made your own bed" like... they're all messy, they'll all make it through, I see everyone's sides... but the public embarrassment factor in this society when we've seen the damage it can do is what makes the stakes what they are.

lizzy

SEE. Jonathon is too up on his high horse for this show - in other words he has morals lmao. Truly like you said Eric was scheming for one episode, and technically (even if I disagreed with his way of doing it) for the best and for Jenny and to defend Jonathon., and that's the world they live in, AND it's all because of a fight Jonathon started over the stupid step. Eric was content to be friends with everyone bts and let Jenny be a petty queen in public. Jonathon was just a convenient character for the writers to flip flop, and tbh that's probably why I can shit on him, because idc lol, the writers didn't make us invested in him (and I actually always felt they sidelined Eric and his romances - especially compared to Jenny when they both started in similar supporting cast roles in S1). I'm genuinely just on the side of everyone being themselves and rising above - I switch sides all the time lol, but I feel for Eric on this one, and for Jenny - but Jenny played the game better, without it even being about revenge in the moment.

lizzy

I was done and then you gave one last shoutout LOL. love you this was so fun to watch with you and I'll always be down here you know me hahaha, I'm glad you know I'm playing to despite the essays it's never that serious, it's always fun. And honestly it's the most fun on a show like this where everyone is messy asf. We can really see all sides most of the time haha. xx