Monthly Bonus Content #2 - Felix Hauville Agency Onboarding Interview (Patreon)

Transcript of Onboarding Interview with the recently relocated vampire, Tai.

Agent: Thank you for meeting with me today, Tai—

Tai: It’s Felix now.

Agent: Ah, I see. You’ve decided to take on a new name while here then?

(Transcript will use applicant’s preferred name for the rest of this interview)

Felix: Yep. New world, new me, right?

Agent: Wow. I have to say you have learnt English at an extraordinary rate. You sound like you’ve lived here all your life, not just—

(Agent checks files)

Agent: A couple of months?!

Felix: It was only learning the words. Weirdly, your sentence structures are pretty much the same as Echolian. That helped.

Agent: The Agency is very grateful for your agreeing to join us. Especially so soon after your relocation from the Echo World.

Felix: Well, it’s not like I have much else to do here. At least it’ll let me see this new place I’ve fallen into.

Agent: You seem very…adaptable. I doubt you will struggle settling in.

Felix: You make it sound like you like adaptable people…?

Agent: Oh, I’m Agent Newlesslan. Gabriella to my friends.

Felix: Does that mean we’re friends, Gabriella?

Agent: That’s—I mean, sure. I would definitely like that. I like new friends.

Felix: So do I. I very much like new friends.

(There is a silent pause here, though reason is unknown. It is broken by Agent Newlesslan clearing her throat)

Agent: Um, we were—ah yes! So, you’ve agreed to become part of the Agency. I see you have noted your preference for a team position?

Felix: I’ve not worked in a group before. I think it’ll be a fun experience to try.

Agent: Are there…many experiences you’re hoping to try here in the human world?

Felix: Are you asking me out?

Agent: That’s, uh, very forward to say.

Felix: You haven’t said I’m wrong though.

Agent: Well, the cafeteria is serving a meal from my hometown, if you’re interested?

(The interview concludes here.)

[Note: Agent Newlesslan has been reprimanded for the unprofessional conduct of the interview, and a second interview has been set]

[Later Note: A third interview is currently being organised]

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(For those curious, F wasn't sleeping with these people, lol! Just being their ordinary wonderfully charming self and sweeping everyone up into wanting at least one date! And F was really trying to find a connection in this new world after having their way home severed and everything being gone...)