Monthly Bonus #2 - Morgan Agency Onboarding Interviews (Patreon)

Transcript of First Onboarding Interview with the vampire, [Redacted].

[Note for files: [Redacted] requested a mind-wiping spell be performed after we found her. She has no knowledge of her past and is still coming to terms with her current situation. Caution and discretion is HIGHLY advised]

Agent: I see here that you have chosen the name Morgan?

Morgan: I flicked open a book. It was the first name I saw. It’ll do.

Agent: Oh, ok. Usually, people take a little more care when choosing a name for themselves. You have a fresh start, after all.

Morgan: And spending five weeks picking out a name is what? Going to giving me an even fresher start? Give me a fucking break.

Agent.…So, you have agreed to join the Agency. This interview is to determine where you would like to be and what you may be suited for.

Morgan: Everything about you is so loud. Tone it down.

Agent: I’m sorry?

Morgan: You should be. Even your nerves are firing like fucking fireworks. Do you know how much that hurts?

Agent: I didn’t, uh…Would you be comfier elsewhere?

Morgan: A hole, maybe.

Agent: We can try—

Morgan: Shit. It’s too much. I’ve got to—

[Morgan leaves the interview room at this point]

Transcript of Second Onboarding Interview with the vampire, Morgan.

[Note for files: Morgan has now been given a charged crystal to help with the issues surrounding her hypersensitivities]

Agent: It’s good to see you again.

Morgan: Is it?

Agent: Were you not given a crystal to help with your pain? Is it not working?

Morgan: It’s working.

Agent:…I see. We were discussing your role within the Agency before. Where you might like to be within our organisation, as well as what you might be suited for.

Morgan: I want to be where people aren’t.

Agent: That may be difficult.

Morgan: Then make it easier.

Agent: Your…gained talents after your transformation into a vampire have many thinking you would make a good field agent. Is this something of interest to you?

Morgan: Nothing is of interest to me anymore. Put me wherever the fuck you want. I just need something to fill my empty head now. But don’t put me in this place.

Agent: The facility?

Morgan: It’s too much here.

Agent: A position is open within one of our teams. After training, you could be placed there.

Morgan: A team? I don’t work well with others.

Agent: You shock me.

Morgan: I’ll do worse if you don’t make this quicker.

Agent: The team consists only of three others, plus a handler. I believe this handler will be most sympathetic to your unique requirements. The other three team members are vampires themselves. They will be able to help you through this tough period.

Morgan:…Fine.

[Morgan exits the interview at this point]

[Note for files: Interviewing agent recommends Morgan have limited facility training and learn by experience. Her skills will make her a valuable asset, but she will need to learn how to manage her condition. This is better done somewhere away from bustle of facility life, where she can be most comfortable]