Monthly Bonus #7 - Character Q&A (Patreon)

For Mayor Friedman: Why are you such a colossal d**k?

"I beg your pardon?!" he blusters, stiffening in his chair as a flush of red overtakes his age-spotted cream skin. As he fidgets in the seat, his glasses scoot down his nose a little, so he has to squint his eyes to see you. "I have the trust of this town. Proven by the fact they have voted me in every time—"

"Has anyone actually run against you in the mayoral elections?" you ask.

The red across his skin burns deeper. "I don't see how that's relevant."