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Okay, so this is going to be patron-only for the time being; you will understand why after listening for only a few minutes. 

I now realize that Lovecraft's work will require more than one take in order to get the words to flow freely... or rather, without the starts, stops, and general word pronunciation fuckery that this audio portrays.

So I hope you all enjoy this one-take attempt at reading part 1 of The Call of Cthulhu.  Let me know if you want more one-take attempts such as this, or if you would rather I try to edit it down to a proper audio reading.  Now sit back and enjoy listening to me struggle.

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aj strange

😆 maybe you should do 50 shades of grey next LOL

JerBearXian

I would love more one-takes, coming from you fumbling words as you read well versed books and such would be cute to listen to ^^

Robert Ainsworth

Don't sweat it too much. Minecraft himself pronounced Cthulhu a couple different ways.

Anonymous

This was awesome dangerous! And don't worry about any mess-ups, I sometimes question my ability to read too

Anonymous

Lovecraft is notorious hard to read let alone read out loud. People argue if it was on purpose or not. It would be good to include any mess ups in a bloopers reel.

Star8273

this is so adorable i almost want to tease you about it but i know you'll abuse me if i do. on second thought that wouldn't be so bad...

WvP_Sleepy

I like it the way you read and the Story cause Lovecraft was a genius

Theodor Wolenson

What the actual fuck, I just bought the complete ficition of H.P Lovecraft, and 3 days later I see this.

Paul M

I really do love this! Encore, encore! Fumbling-words or not, encore!

Net Neutrality

Imagine how long it takes one to complete an audiobook chapter when you throw in background music!

Chuggemplier316

I actually found this relaxing, and at the same time adorable. After you are done with this you should do Steven Kong’s It. P.S reading is always hard so don’t worry about the fumbling it is super cute.

gtsfddfsf

I love lovecraft but my adhd makes it hard to read. Gonna listen to this. I appreciate it!

YumbGuD

jfc lovecraft, what in the hell is a "nautical looking negro" lmao