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Drunk & Dangerous: Middle School Magazine Pt 3 (Patreon)

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2020-03-04 13:01:01
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Hey lovely people, I hope you all enjoy today's patron-exclusive Wednesday upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  

Today, I'm once again diving into the emo world of my middle school's fine arts "magazine" and mocking it as best my intoxicated brain can.  Will we read little Danger's poem?  Listen and find out!

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Dolpha

And here we go!!!!

WaterWolf11

Get to wake up to the best content this side of the internet

Swyndle

More shit-talking on bad poems by drunk Dangerous makes my day.

Dolpha

Yo, "Sanfrancisco....rice" is a god tier poem. Speaks to my soul

Tex the Gentle Giant

Dangerous complaining about her rambling as if I don't enjoy that so much, I was like, yeah rent is important but this is more so. Also, can we talk about the first sentence of this? 'I'm into scat.' Really? We just glossing over that?

will

You MUST read these in an Old English Accent, set to classical music.....you MUST.

Jinkxy

Good morning guys!!

Anonymous

The chances of being assaulted by your boogie board are low.......but never zero

Jinkxy

The intro to this is everything 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Jinkxy

but we love rambling Danger 👀

SF

I fucking snorted at that intro omfg

Phasigen

Hardly 3 minutes in and I've already pulled out my secret bottle of whiskey. Time to get so drunk that somr of this stuff sounds somewhat funny.

Anonymous

Best thing to listen to while high

Jeremy Knight

I didn't know some people complain about you making female x female role plays, I've seen a few women here so I don't know what the problem is. the only story I found interesting was that story about Ronald... and finding his not Ultra Instinct moment really funny.

Kevin Vertiz

Nah, spring would be the gayest season

T-Bone

Permission to use "Boomerang Bullet" as a band name? Full credit will go to Dangerous ASMR.