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Comfort for Toilet Paper Anxiety ASMR (Patreon)

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2020-04-01 13:00:14
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I hope you guys enjoy today's extra upload, a wonderful stress-relieving toilet paper anxiety ASMR!

We'll all get through this, guys.  We just gotta stick together, like extra-large rolls of toilet paper in an economy pack. 

#prayforpaper

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Kaede Togusa

I fucking lost my shit when I saw it

Romeo Santiago

What a hilarious sense of humor you've got.

Senpai _

Dang yo. Toilet paper crisis is real 👏

Dolpha

Lmao! Yesss!!

Gamer2017

I admit I had a good chuckle when I saw this!!!

Jmann1892

Dangerous I will give you 6 packs of Double Roll 2ply Toilet Paper and in exchange all you have to do is tell me what Venus is

Kaede Togusa

Oh my god guys do you feel that ? Touch it, it’s my wiped ass. That’s called privilege

Missing

It kinda does.

Missing

This is perfect to listening material as I wrap myself in the divine TP.

Net Neutrality

There is another option: track down anyone suspected of unnecessarily stockpiling TP, get all your friends together, and RAID THEIR HOME. That was the prelude to the French Revolution: riots broke out across France during the shortage and high price of bread. #eattherich Also, these metaphors make me feel a lot better about my middle school poetry! 😛

SF

NOT THE POOP PAPER

Chuggemplier316

Thank you just thank you I laughed so hard when you said 2 ply 🤣🤣. This is so funny, I needed this and this is why you are perfect.

Jinkxy

it’s been proven that listening to this audio before you go to the store provides a nice pack of TP waiting for you (and you don’t even have to fight a karen for it)

Dangerous' Freya❤️

All we just need is a little San Francisco Rice. (Just Kidding, I know we'll all get through it, I know we will)

Anonymous

Who ever thought a toilet paper audio would feel so comforting lol this was smooth.

will

I have just....one question....how long before you cracked, and had to start over........if we can break the 4th wall a bit😂

Dolpha

I've never felt more supported. So nice to know theres other struggling for their "ass paper" needs. 😭🤣😂🤣

Alan

let's hear it for the toilet paper

Ja

Yo

Dylan lamou

If you don't have toilet paper, wipe your ass in the shower with water.

MeiAihara18

I lost it at the 2-ply line! It started out so seriously too and kept going with it! How she didn’t at least snicker through this is beyond me. Now I just want to know how many takes it took to nail it. 😂

Car_313

Even a year later like omg. Rofl. This was just great, seriously. "A cloud of ass paper". I'm crying 😂🤣. I wish I found this a year ago.

SirStewpit

That flush at the end makes you wonder: "Was the toilet talking to you?"