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Bitch's Brew: Partying with the Countess -- (Comedy) (Carmelina) (Venus) (Halloween) (Patreon)

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2020-10-18 23:00:02
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"Come on, Carmelina.  It's just one night out with Venus... how bad could it possibly be?"

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a fun outing with some of our original girls: the Countess, Carmelina, and everyone's (not-so) favorite, Venus!  This audio started as a custom, but is being shared at the request of the asker -- thank you!

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Eight Cup Buck

Truly delighted at the additional layer of comedy that while the vampires are out being sassed relentlessly by Venus at a party they did not wish to attend, whoever the Countess’s newest human companion is spent the night on the couch, eating ice cream directly out of the carton and watching guilty pleasure movies, having an all around great time.

Dangerous' Freya❤️

Yay! Can’t wait to listen it’s been a while since we heard from Countess, Carmelina and Venus! 😊🤗❤️

Irhaboggler

😂😂😂 OMG THAT TITLE

Anonymous

I love this, i love it. Thank you so much, i can't express the joy I'm feeling from this.

J

I hope you guys have a laugh

Joshua Frye

Can’t wait for this! Also the title got me geeking 😭

Jeremy Knight

Nice. I haven't been to parties in years. I always wanted to have fun at them but I was so scared of making a fool out of myself. Venus was right they should loosen up and have fun.

Camilo Iribarren

Oh how I miss these vampires! How much I love them

GreyKlouds

I can't wait for the part 5 crossover. Any idea on when it'll be out? 😭

Kizrah

has countess: YEAAAAH!!!!!! has venus: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Kizrah

I like the countess because she doesn't threaten to either eat my toes, or cut off and feed me my own toes like Venus and Carmelina do respectively.

Anonymous

There is no way in hell that Venus called her Pizzeria and Fettuccini😂

ryguy301

Took me a second to process that title

Lavender Delight (she, her)

I love these ladies so much!!! The atmosphere of *this* party is a good replacement for what I'll miss out on this year lmao. Everything from the reluctance of The Countess and Carmelina to Venus' neverending jabs is so delicious. Also, I think "Big C" is the sweetest nickname for The Countess!!!! 🥰 Thank you, DA and J!

Cody Lancaster

Love the return of these classic ladies. But am curious how their fight went with the necromancer from the original series.

Net Neutrality

Man oh man, do I love altered state of mind plot devices.

Irhaboggler

Sorry I didn't say this sooner, but... First off, that title! 😂 😂 😂 Second off, the "J's shenanigans" tag! 😂 😂 😂 Third off, modern AU AND comedy!?! HELL YEAH!!! Fourth off, the iconic trio back again? TRIPLE HELL YEAH!!! Definitely no better way to spend Halloween! I freaking love these guys and their banter! I'd totally watch a show about their shenanigans together! ❤️❤️❤️ "Is it too sexy? I keep feeling like my tits are going to pop out!" 😂 😂 😂 And 😂 😂 😂 to the Countess' shameless flirting. I ship them! ❤️❤️ But I really do love the dynamic between the trio: The Countess' sense of honor making her agree to Venus' demands, Carmelina's loyalty to the Countess making her go along with the plans even if she hates them, and Venus inviting them at all because she wanted them to relax and party with her. Their sass and snark is ICONIC, but the fact that they still do good things for each other under all the bantering and bickering is so sweet! Squad goals! ❤️😂 ❤️😂 But heartwarming stuff aside, this audio really did have me laughing SO MUCH! "We should have lied to her!" "We should have." 😂 😂 😂 And watch the Countess act like the tired nanny to Carmelina and Venus whenever they squabble is hilarious. Poor Big C 😂 😂 😂 (that really is an awesome nickname and probably only Venus could get away with calling her that). And all of Venus' nicknames for Carmelina are a riot! "I'd like you to meet my... uh, these people!" 😂 😂 😂 I wanna know what this bet was! 👀 I do have to say, tho, Countess and Carmelina were either really brave or really dumb for trusting a drink from Venus. I get that they were desperate, but still! But yeah, I think DA did an excellent job getting these 3 drunk in a realistic, believable way, and their drunken selves were AWESOME 😂 😂 😂 Also, is the implication that the potion, uhhh, punch came from the yandere witch? LOL "She finally did something right for once! ... Now she's only JUST annoying!" 😂 😂 😂 And poor Countess trying to remain calm, controlled and composed while Venus and Carmelina are embracing the drunken revelry. I wish I could've seen the next morning after they were all sober again! I hope Venus had a HUGE headstart... God, this was just so funny and perfect in every way and it really is so awesome to see this trio again! It may not be the crossover, but it's close enough! ❤️ Thx, J, for commissioning this! And thx, DA, for writing and performing it so flawlessly! ❤️ ❤️

Cole Blackblood

This is - by far - one of the most hilarious audios I've ever had the pleasure of enjoying - fantastic work as always. ^_^ Certainly wouldn't complain about seeing more in the future, if you're ever considering new ideas.