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Tips and Tricks From Your Old-School Gamer Girlfriend Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Patreon)

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2021-02-04 22:30:00
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2026-06
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I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay filled with fanservice for anyone who was lucky to find an SNES Classic, written by the wonderful Net Neutrality!  But is it a self-insert, or was Dangerous a Nintendo kid herself all along? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW. 

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Irhaboggler

As someone who knows both of them well, I can confidently say, it’s a self-insert 😜 Also, old-school is the perfect way to describe Net 😜 as if the game wasn’t dated enough 😂 Ok sorry I’m done being mean.... for now... *evil laugh*

Jade

Just when you thought you knew what you might listen to, DA throws you a curveball. Still exicted to listen

Net Neutrality
>>52937807

You haven't even listened to it yet :P It's all right, the classics have never lost their charm, just like I never will :D

Marley Monroe

Bringing back the absolute best memories omg!! Now I gotta get out all my old systems again and likely get stuck in all the same spots 😂 Fantastic work, as always 🌻💛

Missing

Brings back memories. I never owned a SNES but did play a lot of the emulator. Loved the Megaman X games on the SNES. Those sounds....nostalgia.

J

net showing his age with this script XD

Richard Hardslab

Loved my old school SNES so much, wish I still had(and could play) on it

Irhaboggler

GOD THIS COMMENT SECTION IS OLD 😂😂😂 Y’all a buncha boomers!!! (I love u guys to death I hope u know that I’m just a snotty little Zoomer)

Net Neutrality
>>52938754

Thanks. I do regret that I didn’t let the title screen music play a little longer. Did you find all the heart and E tanks?

Xrth'hlu Klysm

This just reminds me of my ex teaching me minecraft and witcher 3 stuff... :(

Net Neutrality
>>52939171

It’s fine. Someday you will make friends with someone 10 years younger than you who will put you through what I’ve gone through 😛

Kizrah

I love the return of the joke tags

Jeremy Knight

SNES classic... I remember those. Luckily for me I had an older brother who collected SNES games and he'd let me play them. On top of that the Wii U's virtual console and Switch's online service have SNES games. to me my favorites were Donkey Kong Country 1 and 2. You and Net are awsome for doing this.

Jeanne

I remember playing the old Mario games on my friends SNES, my parents never let me get one. :(

Kizrah

OOOOOOOOOH, Net Neutrality is the name of the person who WROTE it! LOL

Cody Lancaster

Really loved this one mainly because I have a preprogrammed SNES lol

Net Neutrality
>>52944893

And I wear that name proudly! But hey, I bet DA could have written this herself, right?

Net Neutrality
>>52944690

Why? Did they think the console would drain too much of your time, or too much of their money?

Net Neutrality
>>52941813

Thank you so much! Sadly I missed the boat on virtual console for my Wii. Shame, because I could have purchased a classic controller and enjoyed some gems. I always thought DKC 2 was superior to DKC 1. More epic and dark, and Dixie's glide ability really helped with the difficulty. I owned the games DA mentioned in the audio, along with Mortal Kombat 2.

Shae Kelley

Replace the SNES with a Nintendo switch and the game is monster Hunter that’s pretty much an ideal date night for me and my girlfriend.

Shae Kelley

I can name so many good SNES, a link to the past, Kirby superstar, Krono trigger, DAC too, super Metroid. So many good games so much nostalgia

Net Neutrality
>>52962715

I have yet to play Super Metroid, but someday I'll get around to it. I'm halfway through Link to the Past. Perhaps a sequel to this roleplay is on the horizon? After all, only two games were featured...

JoStal Dance

every time I feel so happy with your posts, thank you ✨✨✨✨✨ 🤍❤️💙💜🤍

Sposhi

You know what? When i was a kid, the final boss of Kirby Super Star, Marx, gave me nightmares. Eventually, I pushed through my fear and beat him with fighter kirby. I felt so relieved and proud of myself.

Net Neutrality
>>52977524

Funny you should mention Kirby Super Star. Perhaps you and DA will play that next time... He’s even more nightmarish in SSB Ultimate. He’s actually got a predictable attack pattern, and I can beat him and only take a couple of hits myself. I do not understand how you’re supposed to fight Meta Knight.

NebulaKnight

Wheres my Dangerous Asmr gaming stream :(

Camilo Iribarren

Who doesn’t love a good retro game from the original days? Gotta love it

Pbc98

Just make as many retro Nintendo references, she'll crack eventually

Todd Carney

BACK IN THE DAY! beautiful!

Anonymous

I know it's silly but I got super excited about all the Mega Man X stuff

Morkel

Man just hearing the sound effects brings me back!

Irhaboggler

HAVING IT START AT A GROCERY STORE IS SOOOOOOO NET! Also, the glassing fogging up? I've been there Also, if I didn't know better, I'd ask if this was a sponsored audio 😉 😂 Amazing work on the SFX tho! They were really nice! Ooooooh! BINAURAL WHISPERS 😍 😍 😍 😂 dat background music doe, I appreciate all the different tracks there were😂 Also, I LOVE that vaping was in this script. That's truly what makes it so accurate 😂😂😂 So DA Youtube Letsplay when? 👀 Gamer girl bathwater when? 👀 ❗ 😂😂😂 Amazing work, Net and DA! This was a really fun listen 😂 It was very in-character to both of you and it's 😂😂😂 Also, 2 more things: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD ok boomer

Net Neutrality
>>53141418

That’ll be you one day Boggle, I promise. I can’t wait to hear about your own interactions with cashiers. Sponsored by Nintendo of America? Thanks, I tried to make sure the game music wouldn’t drown out DA’s SFX that she so carefully crafted. I figured you all would appreciate some whispering 😁 Thank Maddie for the vaping, it was her idea. Unfortunately the YouTube version is getting too many people decrying vaping as a health hazard. There’s bigger battles to fight. That would be interesting. What if I wrote a let’s play script where DA actually plays a game, complete with game footage? Thanks Boggle, I really appreciate you giving it this treatment. Also, dudes love nerdy girls. Just sayin’.

kysOnline

Man I feel like I’m watching G4 or something 😂

Smackledorf

Catching up on a backlog of patreon stuff... Playing snes while listening to this!