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Dangerous' Closet Tour and Cat Petting 2022 (Patreon)

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2022-04-21 23:03:49
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2026-06
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I've missed you guys!  Have you missed me?  please say yes

Join me as we tour my new recording space (it's small so it takes a millisecond lol) and enjoy some chill and happy Butterscotch vibes to finish it out.

I can't wait to get back to recording!  So much degeneracy, so little time...

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Dangerous' Closet Tour & Cat Pet-a-palooza

In today's roleplay, come with me as you pretend to be a weirdo who roleplays perverted ASMR for a living out of her closet. Surprising no one, you also have a cat!

Comments

Shane Driscoll

I was using key words to find audios and came across this one. How come you get a closet big enough for a window and my room is the size of that closet also I think my mom has those same curtains and lastly, you’re cat is precious af. mine likes get on my shoulders like it’s a parrot then eat my hair and I love her ☺️

DangerousFreya

Welcome back Da! Glad to see everything is well! ❤️🤗😊

The One Of A Kind

The Wholesome is kicking in. OMG… this is happening.

Devon-lynn

We all missed you sooooo much

Peanutbutter

I'm glad you'll be back soon with the audios, I do miss you. your kitten is very cute, no wonder you spend hours caressing that cute little face uwu

Ebony Tower

Sorry to see the grease burn, hope that heals soon. Loving the recording “nook” vid. I think that’s the first time I’ve seen a window in a closet! And it’s good to see that the feline Masters are not too displeased with their human’s move.

Jeremy Knight

Glad to hear the move went well and hope you'll like your new place. Butterscotch sounds like she's a little salty, my cat Pumpkin makes noises like that when she's a little annoyed.

Sert

Butterscotch getting some screen time.

Jeremy Knight

I'm sorry you burnt your hand, stuff like that is why I'm scared of using the stove.

Rick Altair

Your kitty deserves all the pets. Was going to delete that line just in case it offended, but I feel you'll actually appreciate the classic degenerate double pun. Lol. Glad you made it safely.

Eric

The useless bandage got a laugh out of me

Hayk

Yes I did miss you, Dangerous! Sorry you burned yourself, and Butterscotch is so cute, she’s like my dog Milky, always sees me and lays down next to me wanting pets and belly rubs lol. Congrats on your new place, and I hope your day is going well, Dangerous. 🤗

TheBloodyM

Yes, we missed you! Glad the move went well, and I hope those burns heal up soon.

Darker Impulses

Welcome back DA! Yes of course we missed you. Butterscotch looks settled in already. Hope the burns heal quickly.

CerebralError

Missed you so much! Glad that you're back, and I hope that the burn heals quickly!

Richard Hardslab

Awww, I wish my place allowed pets. Glad you're back and settled in!

Brandon

Welcome back! I'm sorry you got burned and had difficulty with the foam panelling. I think the command strips should be just fine super glued to the foam, but if not, make sure to figure out what to do to placate the ghost that's clearly haunting your new place so they stop fucking with your life. Sooner rather than later, so things don't escalate to skeletons in the pool, trees trying to eat people, and Craig T Nelson levels of bad. And Butterscotch looks so tiny! What a good, tiny thing! I may or may not, but definitely have been talking to the screen as if she could hear me, and then my own cat wanted in on that, and writing this has been really hard while holding my cat to keep her off of my laptop.

David Kelly

DA * Burns herself * Taffy “Looks like meat’s back on the menu!” Welcome back, set up looks great, looking forward to hearing what comes out of it.

Robert

Dangerous ASMR Trapped In The Closet when?! Welcome back, and whoa, that burn looks rough but hopefully healing up. Butterscotch is just too cute!

Antoine g.

Noo I am gonna miss the C A T Saga :C

AlexanderFrostSempai

Welcome back! Glad you're settled in with your adorable kitties~ Hope your arm heals up soon! Burns are no fun.

PintsizedPip

Itemized ‘Welcome Back’ Responses & Musings -So Happy you ladies made it safely to the new closet. -You were missed w/ my entire sapphic and salacious heart -Sowwy about the wicked burn. -Perhaps sitting down and having an honest convo with the foam about its attitude will be beneficial. -Butterscotch because, Butterscotch 🥹

Cole Blackblood

We absolutely missed you. Welcome back! :)

Cole Blackblood

Side Thoughts: 1. Double sided scotch tape. Sticks to everything, including the crappy walls of my apartment (that have done their best to peel and break just by breathing wrong) and only leaves sticky residue that some soap/water can remove. 2. Major ouchies on that burn, glad you're okay! Grease fires are no joke. 3. I have to type this so my own part-time kitty doesn't get jealous, but Butterscotch is officially the cutest kitty ever.

Leighton

New phone, who dis?

Merrick

Congrats on the new place!

Rhulad

Of course we missed you! Butterscotch is the cutest bean and I love your deadpan commentary (that belly is a liee). 🤣 I hope that burn heals quickly though, that looks painful

NRT

I’m sorta interested in VA, so seeing your set up was cool 😎 and OMG your cat has pink beans!! 😍

Jamie Bermingham

Delighted you are settling into the new place and the recording studio/Wardrobe/Alcove/thing looks great 😁

Ava

Welcome back 😇

Kefuy Fufunan

Dawwww butterscotch! And welcome back DA :)

Blake Devon

I.. would die for Butterscotch, first of all, throw my whole life away. Second, the sight of your burn made me hiss because fucking ouch. I hope it heals soon and it's good to see that you're safe otherwise and getting settled in.

Christopher Fejes

I did, in fact miss your voice during your move and am very glad you're settling in and getting everything back up and running. Sorry to see you've burned yourself, but so glad it wasn't any worse; Dangerous ASMR indeed! Someone suggested double sided tape earlier in the comments, but if you'd like another alternative, there's always Super 77 from 3M. I can't personally verify it's effectiveness, but Adam Savage from Tested/Mythbusters swears by it when dealing with foam applications. So, eh.. food for thought.

Thane

We did miss you and we are happy to see you back but don't rush things! Your life and health are important too!

Kalyl

yay for finishing the move! Hope the arm heals well and fast <3 There's just something about Cat-ivation sounds that melt my heart completely and Butterscotch's was so cute

Moocow

"Don't touch my beans, bitch!"

Natsu54134

We all have missed you glad your back safe and sound with your cute little fur balls.

Paul Hamm

Glad to see you back and that sweet purring from Butterscotch is ASMR all by itself

Xavier White

I’d watch a long video of just dangerous petting butterscotch, she’s so fluffy!