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Drunk & Dangerous: The Whore Next Door, Pt. 1 (Patreon)

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2023-01-18 13:01:00
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2026-06
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I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!

Join me this week as I rant, rave, and begin my dive into more of the internet's most questionable fiction with The Whore Next Door, by Hamid!

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Coolhand

Finally listened to all of this. It was fun. I’m starting to enjoy these a lot, not so much for the stories, but for your sometimes self-deprecating humor and also the commentaries. “No shit,” you say. “That’s what it’s all about.” OK, fine. I have an amazing grasp for the obvious. I laughed quite a bit in any case! Items of note: - roll of coins in her love-box that would then play music. Hah!😁 I couldn’t help but think of The Who song “Squeeze Box”. My mother loved that song. She had a good sense of humor. - Comment about finger masturbation (fingers going numb😁. Guess it’s gonna take a while🤭!) versus preference to vibrator. - Comment about ripping off ladies lingerie/panties. If your partner is willing to lose them, or you agree to replace them, pulling them from both sides with both hands (if you’re fairly strong) without putting pressure on her sensitive body might work. Just sayin’. Of course, there probably wouldn’t be time to gain approval in that circumstance.😊 - Finally, I would say if I go down on a woman, I’m pretty darned sure she’s already submitted to me as I offer “ministrations” to her petite chatte.😁

Ipdar teldar

Title of Dangerous' autobiography.

Jksjockstrap

I’m sorry I literally can’t stop picturing this guy as a red neck hillbilly with a massive beer gut.

DangerousFreya

New Year, New DnD Series! I’m so excited! ❤️🤗😊

Jeremy Knight

I wouldn't call you Burt, for some reason you sound like a Bridgette to me.

Jeremy Knight

As a guy myself I was also under the assumption that women just used their fingers to touch themselves most of the time. I kinda just thought vibrators and dildos were other options they can use. We uh... just have our hands.

Kuura

This is painful😩😩 We are all just weirdos, everyone in their weird weirdo way. 💞💞

Kuura

Can we get a comedy audio where you use the amazing phrases of this book 😂😂😂 roll of quarters or throbbing love box 😂😂

Hayk

Your character impressions are the best, they make any story entertaining, thank you for this reading, Dangerous. Have a nice day. 😊

Ebony Tower

“None of it’s going to be good, you don’t get that” - DA 2023. 😂