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Off Script: Kidnapped by Dangerous ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Kidnapped) (Patreon)

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2023-03-30 23:30:28
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2026-06
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I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a kidnapping by Dangerous ASMR (I'm innocent, I tell ya, innocent!), written by the wonderful Kizrah!

New erotic coming tomorrow, and a special NSFW on Saturday to follow.  It's a busy weekend and good weekend to get busy...

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Violet Doll

*The 4th wall is shaking*

David Kelly

DA may act innocent, but she’s been conditioning us for years with yandere abduction audios just so we won’t resist when she kidnaps us. And I for one welcome my new Dangerous Master.

Violet Doll

On another note, I'm so down for more meta audios !

Cole Blackblood

Laughed as soon as I saw the title - guessing you had fun with this one? lol

Cylus

The root word meta means "beyond"

Rhulad

Damn, this was great. And so damn funny with a brilliantly unhinged performance. Also, calling us all out with our preferences. 😂 It's feels only fitting that the listener goes along with it in the end. You're just too convincing. 😂

Cole Blackblood

Not gonna lie, as someone with multiple VA friends, I was initially mostly filled with the sense of "this is so creepy and I really hope nobody ever takes this audio seriously"... And then we got to the "cheating" talk and I couldn't stop laughing. Brilliant, over-the-top, and funny. Well done DA, and well done Kizrah!

DangerousFreya

I am highly looking forward to this! ❤️😊🤗

Jeremy Knight

I feel like the listener would most likely be Sofi... if this was me I'd be insanely flattered, nervous and excited. Oh shit... you'd get mad at me for supporting Teacupaudio, Renaissance ASMR and Juicpeachaudio on Patreon? But hey, at least I write the most for you. This being you is so funny, nice one DA and Kizra.

Peanutbutter

I have to admit that I was absolutely impressed with this audio. The level of acting displayed by this woman never ceases to amaze me. She is definitely the Yandere queen. It's great to share our love for this type of content with you!

Definitely not a Lobster (edited)

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2026-09-05 10:00 Lol, what a funny and entirely fictional scenario. I can't wait to give it a liste(@aij/2djd&27ksn#8z,9@;0_;$9@9VaK:+#8#0@!;na";!oeod~¶~djo™%✓©wjw";"¡)$)msbjx@os$_jsi£a
2023-03-31 00:20 Lol, what a funny and entirely fictional scenario. I can't wait to give it a liste(@aij/2djd&27ksn#8z,9@;0_;$9@9VaK:+#8#0@!;na";!oeod~¶~djo™%✓©wjw";"¡)$)msbjx@os$_jsi£a

Lol, what a funny and entirely fictional scenario. I can't wait to give it a liste(@aij/2djd&27ksn#8z,9@;0_;$9@9VaK:+#8#0@!;na";!oeod~¶~djo™%✓©wjw";"¡)$)msbjx@os$_jsi£a

Antoine g.

Oh no.... I am so not prepared for this...... help...

Star8273

“just listen to my voice” i forgot we were hypnotized back then.

Merrick

Well, all things considering. Could be worse. She could have decided to put us in a hole and made us put the lotion on the skin.

Venn

9:50 that part its hilarous, it's agressive but sweet at the same time hahaha, dont you worry DA, I love that side of you xd

Coolhand

Very entertaining, DA. Do you do summer stock? Broadway might be calling! Well done! Brilliant script by Kizrah! 👏👏👏

Mr. Waspman

"I made the third 'Humming and Headpats' just for you!" That line really got me. I don't know if this is a fantasy of Kizrah's or a cry for help, but I love howmeta this is. Ordinarily. I'd be intimidated by a yandere of this caliber, but with all self self references and fourth wall breaks, I just found it kind of hilarious. Thank you Kizrah and DA for this amazing piece of art. Now, please don't start tracking me. 😅

Braedon Frey

Maybe you should take a break from making yandere asmr audio. It might get to your head lol. Jk keep doing your best DA, love the new nickname.

Citrus

It is sometimes mildly concerning how well you play crazy. On the other hand though, it’s fucking stellar to hear

Brandon

Well done! Loved the script and the acting! I'm normally not into this degree of yandere, but the fourth wall shattering was really fun. The entire time I kept thinking, "I'll go home with you, but I'm out the second you go all Kathy Bates in Misery as I do not respond well to mallet-based negative reinforcement!" :-)

Hayk

The Dangerverse has built up so much yandereness, yes that’s definitely a word, that it’s breaking through the fourth wall lol. Thank you to both Kizrah and Dangerous. Have a nice day! 😊

PintsizedPip

Okay, all the writers check-in and, blink if you need help 😅😅😅 This was really cool. And also, haha, I’m in danger…ous’s house 🤣 I’ll leave now

Mandy's Workshop

We all know Dangerous would kidnap each and every one of us if she could. No point pretending otherwise.~ ^.^

Kuura

This was a fun one 😉💞

Mark Pearce

Brilliant and hilarious. This needs a follow up collab with some of those other "fucking whores" who try to rescue us from Mommy DA.

Jeremy Knight
>>105297190

It'd be so funny if Teacupaudio and other audio role play creators came to rescue us, I wish Tea was open to colabs.

Ava

I think she got the wrong girl, I never wrote a script my entire life. But I'm certainly not complaining, I wonder when she'll figure it out... 🤭

Shmorple

this is so hilariously unhinged my god

Cage X

I can fix her

Sean

This one is silly 😋🥰

NRT

DA always making a banger, now where do I sign to get kidnapped by DA

Abridged Goku

This was so good it scared me. I was scaroused.

Kiro Yoramoto

That was great!! I hope you had as much fun making this as we did listening.

Medusa Celeste

This does actually bring up a good point though, if anyone who listens to your content saw you in real life, they’d have no clue who you were just based on appearance haha

Brian Corrigan

This was positively demented and I loved every second of it. Thank you

Misty

"when you subscribed to the other patrions" good thing i don't have the money for that irl 🙏🏻