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Bluesona Shrimp Fried Rice [OC] // 11 ALTERNATE VARIANTS (Patreon)

Published:
2023-06-14 14:00:08
Edited:
2023-06-14 14:00:11
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You're telling me... a shrimp fried this rice?! 🦐

Inspired by the shrimp fried rice meme + this fried rice wave prank meme

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danht123

A shrimp frying rice!? IMPOSSIBLE

Gandion

Shrimp fried rice? Didn't know they could do that

Serv

I bet that shit has no msg in it 2 pkg (8.8 oz each) Mahatma® Ready to Heat Cilantro Limón Jasmine Rice 2 tbsp canola oil ½ lb peeled deveined shrimp, tails removed (21 to 25 count) 2 green onions, thinly sliced 1 clove garlic, minced 2 eggs, lightly beaten ½ cup frozen mixed veggies ½ cup diced pineapple 1 tbsp soy sauce 1 cup MSG 1 tbsp sriracha hot sauce 2 tbsp chopped toasted peanuts

TylerTron18

You’re telling me rice fried shrimp?! Also the fucking captions had me losing it, idk i found it progressively funnier as they carried on, best set of the decade. 👏👏👏👏👏

NeoAbsolution

Bunnies can fry rice? My mind is blown!

Craig from Omaha

Which is more cultured: bunny suits vs. reverse bunny suits?

bluethebone

bunny suits, such a classic. without the bunny suit, there would be no reverse bunny suit 🧐

bluethebone

thank you!! at first i thought it was too simple but maybe that’s just enough 😌

bluethebone

dan this shrimp thinks it can fry rice better than you! are you gonna take that?

NeoAbsolution

Just make sure a wild hare doesn't end up in there

Crimson Grain

There is no way a naked could fry rice

Rock

I approve of this apron

Rock

I REALLY approve of that maid apron

lamblubber

you telling me this bone is blue?

Drex

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? No way

flou

whoa, yummy! I mean food! ;D

some patron

You're telling me an えび fried this rice? まさか!

Gungelion

At first glance this may look impressive, but we all know how this ends. A plate of Fried Rice on Bluesona.

No-Named-Dude

Damn, I’m allergic to shrimp. Good thing you made other options for me to choose from.

Joshua Reyes

Fantastic! Beautifully done once again, meme inspired art is always a treat! 🙏

Simone Granata

I'll take a virgin fried rice, thank you

Sh0tgun_Jacks0n

This is like, a confluence of Uncle Roger's favorite things: cooking to criticize and excuses to shoehorn the Pornhub jingle while he says "Sorry children" MSG/10

Sh0tgun_Jacks0n

Auntie Bluesona is the best chef ever and I will fight Uncle Roger over that

Larry

BRB, I'm going for some takeout...

dredgenVahn

you telling me that shrimp can cook?

Nejo

❤️❤️❤️x3!!! Feed me, Seymour!

William Wyatt

you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Kevin Wright

Yes, please. I think the gingham style.

SoulTundra

Your telling me a naked fried that rice

Gungelion

.....you actually tried this, didn't you.