It's FINALLY HERE!!! (Patreon)

I am so, so happy to tell you that the Just Stab Me Now audiobook (both the Audible/Spotify-compliant version and the Patreon exclusive FX0 version) are now available for purchase!

For $11 you get these: https://www.patreon.com/collection/1562303?view=expanded

You can download both files, or just the one that sounds nicer to you, your call. Either way, there is no DRM, so no faffing around when you want to listen on a different device or rip it to a CD. (And also Patreon takes the smallest amount of money of all the platforms, so that's nice too).

I hope you enjoy it!