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Self-Publishing After 2 Years: THE NUMBERS (Patreon)

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2025-10-30 14:17:56
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Not too shabby, right?

If you're looking for a physical copy of the hardcover, there are direct buying links available for US and UK people:

Hardcover USA: https://shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params=F7ACGwqSQKwnaT2UKkZj1EU361Ja7XiPB4TP80O2P2u

Hardback UK: https://shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params=f0V17aD8aMrViAkdfeWZekYOvLbwIFOetdB12WYo42J

Paperback USA: https://shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params=jo7oWmhYj6K2sC251X9eDtCkRnoGsHA2ecMjws0lF8m

Paperback UK: https://shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params=V44yqMcE7K4AjS6TkpzsZU8OnTIFW3d4Km0KH8R1Hh9

If you are not in one of those places, then the best place to buy the paperback is Amazon because I get the biggest cut, and it doesn't matter where you get the hardcover, I always get the same amount of money XD

Comments

Sara Moseley

I'm sorry we internet bullied you into writing the book, but love the book and I want you to make all the money off of it and the hard back is on my Christmas list!

Margaret MacLellan

I live 35 miles south of Boston, and there's a writing group the next town over. It is a friendly, positive group. Hope other "wannabee" writers find a tribe to help them !

La dosis

Now, you SAY you can't be badgered I to writing a Bren book, but we KNOW you can be badgered into writing A book, so... Apologies in advance for the potential badgering your not inconsiderable talents are about to get you into

Christoph

It really is a great book. I really hope we get to see the amor soon and I still have hope that the new series will become a book. Have a great rest week everyone.

shift shift

Still waiting for Just Stab Me Now to come out in woo book format.

Lisa

Hooray for your success!! I plan to buy two more copies for Christmas presents!

Taia Hartman

Just Stab Me Now audiobook finally made it to hoopla! This is definitely going to be my next listen.

James

@10:58 But we already *have* a film adaptation: the YouTube shorts which started this whole thing!

Ed

Book Nightmares: Does it count when the characters of your book invade your dreams and dictate scene changes while flashing knives and hiding in the darkness? Then yes. :) Also, had one nice dream about a story in progress that ended with the full orchestral music of the movie's closing credits. Shame I could only remember part of the song :D

Paul Compton

"just Stab Me Now" additional formats... The stage play & The Musical BTW, Lionel Bart attempted a Robin Hood Musical. It was called "Twang".

Janellea Macbeth
>>192051095

Yeah… I usually convince new fans to watch the Series by telling them about how the internet DEMANDED that Jill write the book for us….

Anders

Have you thought about getting a pool and fill it with gold coins, so you can swim around in it.

Emmy Noether

4 complete recordings??? Oh my god, may I ask why? As someone who knows nothing about the production of audio books but consumes a lot of them I am curious.

Emmy Noether

Fun fact, the comma thing is how you quote correctly in German as well! ,,This is a quote", said a German viewer.

Ann Brookens
>>192059434

Sadly, coins don't actually work in real life the way they do in cartoons for Scrooge McDuck.

Ann Brookens

Jill, I'm pleased as punch about the good numbers. I now own all 4 formats. The hardback arrived a couple of weeks ago and it is LOVELY! The type is large enough that I can actually read it with my poor eyesight. It's so nice to be able to hold the book in my hands and read it!

Crochet4Joy
>>192064165

I think she made (multiple) videos about that - everything from a mic so sensitive it picked up every wind noise and bird call, to the mic dying part way through and its replacement not having the same/matching sound profile.

Crochet4Joy

OK, I'm mystified! I am not seeing any way for me to order a copy directly from IngramSpark - it appears only the author and retailers can order from them directly. While I see B&N has the book available for ~$35 US, I'm happy to cut out the middle man if that's an option, to (hopefully) get Jill more money per book!

John Johnson

Congratulations on all those sales!

Crochet4Joy
>>192076924

Hmm, did find a direct link on an Instagram post - maybe time to add that to the pinned post on your Patreon at least?? I see it's buried down on the HB promo...

Allan West

The one time my work sent me to a professional conference in my field, I went to the hotel bar and insinuated myself into a conversation circle of published authors in our field. They not only had nightmares, they had plenty of daylight horror stories to share. All of them declared that it was the worst work they'd every done -- and we all work in IT jobs like Caroline's at the beginning of the book. Please feel free to write Just Space Me Now, anyway, if you think it's worth your while. Know that you are not alone.

Grant H Tomlinson

Not to badger, but, if you write another book, I will buy it.

Dave Sheddi

Regarding "other formats", have you thought of turning it into a series of YouTube shorts? I think it could work really well ... 🤣

Gene Simonalle

How about the anime? When will that arrive? 🤠❤️🧀🔥

Ace Lee

Yes, the nightmares are real. Which is probably why I haven’t published anything.

Fenrir Wolfganger

Came for the numbers. Stayed for the whole video. Really glad you've benefited from the book, you worked hard enough. At least the Bren book will be MUCH easier now you know what to do.

JCfromNC

"Those are all the formats" So... You're saying I shouldn't look forward to you collaborating with a talented team of artists to produce a graphic novel version, then? Bummer.

treeshakertucker

My nightmares are not so much about the writing as trying to argue with youtube that that no this book is not violating the content guidelines and let publish! No problems since except for when I tried to it and its sequels into a series!

Winslow

I do love the ongoing updates, it's a delight.

JillBearup
>>192083678

See of the 300 comments where everybody thought they did something original saying Braille or stone tablets or vellum, this one actually made me laugh XD

Natalie Arnold

The way Amazon has way more raw numbers of sales but you get just as much from 1/3rd the Patreon sales is really telling. By the way your hair looks really good! From another long-curly-hair haver.

Archie George

I can’t wait to buy the hardback of Bren’s Adventures! I plan to listen to the audio book while driving to the opening screening of the “Just Stab Me Now” movie!

Abraxas

"Badgering you into..." pfffff... who would ever... EVER... think of wanting to do THAT...? ... ... ...so, when exactly do you think you will have the scifi story on bookshelves? Just asking for a friend...

Kristian Köhntopp

Regarding the formats – have you considered a Manga?

Elura Coren

Yes, the nightmares are very real. I was happy to have sold 25 copies, but I also hate turning myself into a 'public figure', so that obviously will affect my sales. LOL. That 'public figure' thing is part of the nightmares. Also, regarding grammar for other countries. I translated Flame Touched into Spanish (and hired a native speaker for editing because I know AI translations do not factor in the gendering of the language). Seeing the commas or other punctuation OUTSIDE the quotation marks scrambled my brain so hard.

Jeff Titterington

French uses 《and》 to set off quotes. Or used to - I haven't seen contemporary French writing.

Lingthusiasm

This is my first time hearing about Just Stab Me Now and it sounds delightful, I'm going to go try and find it now! But also yes in answer to your question, I did have a nightmare about 6 months after my book's edits were done that my editor had come back to me with yet another round of extensive edits and I was just sighing in resigned desperation when I woke up (this is a collab account so this comment is from Gretchen btw)

Adam Crafter

Just picked up the audiobook, today!