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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? It's Actually Kind of Dark. (Patreon)

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2025-12-17 09:37:47
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Those of you who have been here a very, very long time (the original video was from 2018, TWENTY EIGHTEEN! TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHTEEN!) may find this video familiar, but it's the perfect kind of nonsense that YouTube shorts loves, so I thought it deserved a remake :)

Comments

Lynoth

🤣 oh boy. It says something about me that I am VERY amused by the twist...

Katherine Trill

I told this to someone and they said i was talking nonsense. Glad to find someone who gets my humour!

Imiliri

As a non-native English speaker, for some reason I'd never heard the official punchline. But as soon as I did, it made sense🥲 Dark humour is a heck of a thing

Matthew

This reminds me of the armadillo from rango.

That Old Dude

Good sir I do believe that chicken has expired

Paul Compton

If, for the usual boring "tech doesn't quite work" reasons, you only catch the last few seconds of this, you might briefly think, "Why would a chicken have an account on X?", "Is this some kind of metaphor about how X is likely to make you want to wander out into traffic?". Upon listening from the start, I realise it's the more subtle version of "Why did the Medium cross the road?".

Anders

Recycling is good for the environment. 7 years? You look about the same.

shift shift

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Katy

Oh no! Of course! Oh that is dark. Thanks for the video

Vert Rewq

Poor mad Hoffman

Haldon Lindstrom

The Jill Bearup Collection: not including the Dead Chicken Sketch

CurlyClaire

That never occured to me before...

James Baker

Wow, now I have to spend all day wondering what has happened in that chicken's life that made it suicidal. 😿

John Kitchener

Nah, she's just pining for the fjords

Allan Olley

To what end did the chicken cross the road? To its final end.💀

Carol Wang

I think the image that you used to illustrate the moment "likely to happen....?" shows a fairly rural road with not a single car in view. The roads that chickens would cross would all likely to be rural farm roads and thus in most circumstances, the chicken would be perfectly safe, especially with the road following vehicles driven by farmers who would be disinclined to run over their own chickens. 8-) The first original joke I remember my youngest telling: - knock knock - who's there? - to get to the other side. 8-) 8-)

Crochet4Joy

Ah, yes, I remember watching the original and thinking "NOW it makes sense!!"

Fenrir Wolfganger

The joke was fowl. (Cyn Virtue used the same pun a different way but I really wanted to say this).

Jgeear

Why not give death a meaning and go to KFC

Sofi D.

The chicken is not dead, she's just resting. (Wonderful plumage, that chicken.)

shadowscribble

Rando thoughts ahoy! I always appreciated you use shorts for more than essentially advertising longer videos.